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Jonno

@evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social
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33 y/o. Technology just blows… me away! He/Him.

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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Spent an obscene amount of money on myself today because I deserve it
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Jess Samhain 🔮🌙 @jessicajrossana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennial bisexuals everywhere arise! The beacons are lit!
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz on the set of The Mummy 4
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rockstar charging ~$600AU for the GTA 6 collectors edition is wild, bro. Six hundred bucks for a six-inch figure, a pair of sunglasses, a keychain and some stickers has to be the biggest piss take of the century
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sonic the hedgehog shoving chocolate sludge up his mouth with the caption: "m mafmnfmfmf fmmfmnmnmmgmmfndjs nksnsjsndndnekekbshdjjfk rjenebebbensndjdndnnd"
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bunch of kids asked why I don’t teach them ancient history, and when I said “it isn’t in your curriculum, that’s why” a kid yelled out “but you’re ancient so you should know about it anyway”
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People who use AI to make art are so fucking stupid bro because that's the equivalent to me going to KFC, buying food, coming home, and telling everyone that I was the chef. It's actually such an insane title
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yellowstone refusing to explode and end civilisation is homophobic
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AllyPhills @allyphills.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
(How it all began...) Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus!!! 🎪✨ #tadc #TheAmazingDigitalCircus
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
meep meep
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Just had a kid tell me that it if I went bald, I’d be “the goat”
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In all my years playing Pokemon Go, I don’t think I’ve ever had a 0 IV across the board catch. Unreal.
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’ve genuinely been thinking about reviving my YouTube channel and doing let’s plays again recently. I know LPs in general are mostly a dying art and people prefer long form, or all-in-one content nowadays, but this project would mostly just be for me. I dunno. Thoughts?
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
[starts bleeding profusely from every hole in my body] “But you said it posed no threats to people!” “You’re absolutely right for saying that.”
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Whole ass poster frame for my cat
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reposting because of the sony news
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Bring back Frutiger Aero and its subgenres right now immediately
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Grunting every 4 steps I take from poison damage
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Lmao calm down Sephiroth
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’m tired of dark souls
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hey Grok, why am I tired all the time
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
top 5 worst mechanics in any video game: 5: pokemon trade evolutions thanks for listening
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The stonks meme but the caption says deals instead. The meme man looks very similar to the Deal Man in the quoted skeet.
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Jesse Walker @notjessewalker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Last night my wife said she grew up thinking the song "Mellow Yellow" was about the soft drink. I told her I'd always heard that it was about getting high by smoking banana peels. We checked Wikipedia, and...
Wikipedia claims: "According to Donovan, songwriter and performer of the hit 1960s song, 'Mellow Yellow', the Coca-Cola Company contacted him to discuss directly basing the soda's name on his song, which itself was named after a dildo called the 'Mellow Yellow.' This makes Mello Yello the only mass-produced soda whose name is known to derive from a dildo."
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Peter @fqts.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"You have played for 2,621 hours. Would you recommend this game to other gamers?" "No."
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
the economy used to be so good that you could support an entire family off of one income AND be an alcoholic
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
pretty convinced at this point that capitalism is just pyramid schemes in neckties
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
happy 17th anniversary to the australian release of pokemon platinum
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
“Sir, are you a gamer?” where are these kids learning these fucked up slurs from
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Let's Scare Ashcan To Death @ashcan.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I'm not cut out for upscale shopping man this broth section looks like it's from a ps2 game
four aneto-brand broths with a cloth pattern and comic sans font
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It's hilarious the way some social media sites have basically just become tech bros "discovering" something literally everyone knows, and then their dumbass fellow tech bros are in the replies like "this is so genius. you truly are a pioneer for working this out. how has no one else done this?"
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matheus santa cruz @mttscz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
DARK MAGICIAN GIRL 💞
digital painting. dark magician girl, character from yu-gi-oh, is jumping while holding her helmet and pointing her scepter to the viewer. she wears a big smile, has long blond hair, and a blue and pink outfit.
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jack from online @talking.dog · 05/05/2026
lost to the zoomer version of @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social the other day
Pokemon Champions loss screen, OP has lost to TheBeterEwan (aka The Better Ewan)
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 02/05/2026
theres a japan-only arcade game where the premise is to win rock paper scissors and then beat the ever loving shit out of your opponent until they are unconscious
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I don’t know what it is with conservatives and not being able to help themselves when it comes to bringing up things like vaccines, covid, etc in every conversation no matter what the topic is
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K9-17 "Ripper" Pitjob @demogorgon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Good morning
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I like how you can see the fog of war like it's Diablo or something.
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Low Poly Depression @vohyak.com · 22/04/2026
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
bideo bames or something I dunno
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You have to be the most chronically-online loser to even consider spending $5 million on a Pokémon card being sold you to by Jake Paul
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It's funny when I see men complaining about declining birthrates in western countries because the men complaining about declining birthrates are the reason behind declining birth rates
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
come on man.
leaf from pokemon looking angrya s a bunch of fisherman on the bridge want to battle her
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josh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 18/04/2026
i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”
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Big boobs (chelsey) @greatmothsucks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Dark magician girl in the 1996 era pokemon style
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The concept of starting a war to distract from the Epstein files and then using the Epstein files to distract from the war is bonkers
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OneKahn @vul-kahnic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Bui
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Jonno @evenbiggerjonno.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm at the age where I understand why contestants on the Price is Right were excited to win a washing machine with a 3-piece dinner set thrown in
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The Cal @thecal.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I cannot grasp what my mind screams me to draw so have pokemon trainers instead
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Swapna Krishna @swapnakrishna.com · 07/04/2026
And here’s the eclipse photo from Artemis II. I am in tears.
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