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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋

@eve-comedy.bsky.social
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Professionally tired, occasionally funny, but mostly the first bit 🥄🌻🐝 “I’m keeping my expectations reasonable”- my mother, about me generally “You’re gonna smash it!! But also go to uni! Don’t rely on this for a proper job”- Phil Ellis

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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bonded over spreadsheets and she called me a legend I could die
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hi so we’re in love
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tiny Eve from 2009 I believe
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen all year #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have no words 👏👏👏 #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a wonderful wonderful year, I love you all so much @coherentcomedy.com 🩷🩷🩷
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MASSIVE COHERENT HYPE #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Christmas oranges frfr #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
classic cuck chair Geoff #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meat lovers loyalty card- something you can say at a stake house and also in certain bedrooms? #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Boobslie #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We don’t do context here #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’d happily stay here for the rest of time #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unnecessary pressure hype? #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I could be TEENY TINY!! #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Intimidating technology hype! #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who isn’t a Leslie enthusiast? #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SHES HERE!! #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HARE I LOVE YOU #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
WOO PUNS #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is fucking incredible #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yummy fingers 😭 #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your wife thinks I’m tasty 😭 #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m a cat wearing shoes!!!! #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
O, 🧅 #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh god hare’s dying #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
coherent theme 😉 #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a nation of cats #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Samurai autistics hype? #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
perverted pendulum #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
eight degrees and drizzle #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
aha! #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tiny little Davids #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Flares on a pigeon #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chris where did you get the blazer from??? #NoContextCoherentComedy
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
full transparency, the cake has already been inhaled
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Coffee and walnut cake and @coherentcomedy.com, perfect evening 🩷
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“You deserve to be with someone who makes you feel like you’ve been struck by fucking lightning” or whatever Roy kent said
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
most of you on here have known me since I was 14 WHERE HAS THAT TIME GONE OH MY
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It has just properly hit me that this time next month I’ll be 18 what the actual fucking fuck
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“AI steals sorting job from local autists”
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy birthday @harelockwood.com! Hope you have a fabulous day 🩷🥳
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
💕💕💕💕💕💕
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Considering the demographic of people who wear Lucy and yak overalls, they really should have belt loops if only to carry a carabiner
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
anyway not going to the church school means I can have fun hair and a nose piercing now
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
apologies, that was quite the harsh jump back onto here. HI GUYSSSSSS
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
every time I tell someone I’m doing online college now they get so concerned about me not having a social life. Like bitch where was this eight months ago when I was in the worst flare of my life wtf
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Right!! I just had to explain byoj to my grandma because she was somewhat concerned at my reaction 😭
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All Hallows Eve 🎃🦇👻🍬🍋 @eve-comedy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oomf on only connect WHAT
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