“You deserve to be with someone who makes you feel like you’ve been struck by fucking lightning” or whatever Roy kent said
Eve 🍬🍋
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Professionally tired, occasionally funny, but mostly the first bit 🥄🌻🐝 “I’m keeping my expectations reasonable”- my mother, about me generally “You’re gonna smash it!! But also go to uni! Don’t rely on this for a proper job”- Phil Ellis
