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evcon @evcon.rip · 07/06/2026
celeb sighting
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The reason I wouldn’t condemn the people who initially signed up to do the concert on the national mall is that under another administration it would be the biggest concert in the world, being the rapper from C+C Music Factory and getting the call had to feel great.
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evcon @evcon.rip · 01/04/2026
NOTHING gets past me on april fools. i make sure to comment "april fools 🤣" under every post so everyone knows i'm in fact not a fool. couldn't be me. i'm good at jokes
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evcon @evcon.rip · 30/03/2026
what's wrong babe your band's merch table doesn't have a camo hat with orange lettering
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evcon @evcon.rip · 17/03/2026
my life is actively worse on the days where i can’t take MARTA to work and have to drive through atlanta traffic
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evcon @evcon.rip · 10/02/2026
social media managers/people running shared instagram accounts should be raising a stink about this, i just stumbled upon it. meta should have made the logging in part opt-in in the first place, not opt-out. now they want to put the toothpaste back in the tube for people who opted out. classic!
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evcon @evcon.rip · 05/02/2026
update: need more toothpaste. the winner will be the closest one to the end of the aisle
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evcon @evcon.rip · 05/02/2026
me when i. me when uh she. when she does um. when i. when she. yeah
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pete mo @pete-mo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Charles Entertainment Kirk
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evcon @evcon.rip · 21/01/2026
which is more cringe to be on, threads or bluesky
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evcon @evcon.rip · 16/01/2026
logging on to this web site
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evcon @evcon.rip · 19/11/2025
driving a car is cringe. extremely shameful activity
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evcon @evcon.rip · 04/11/2025
if you're a red-blooded american who values true freedom this is the most wonderful time of the year: open enrollment
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evcon @evcon.rip · 30/10/2025
who up hallowing they ween
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evcon @evcon.rip · 26/10/2025
the highest honor you can ever achieve in america is having a section of 4 lane highway named after you
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evcon @evcon.rip · 17/10/2025
i (millennial) have decided that 🤹 is the official 67 emoji
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evcon @evcon.rip · 02/10/2025
who up birming they ham
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evcon @evcon.rip · 26/09/2025
thinking about becoming one of those upside-down-letters-on-white-hat kind of dudes
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evcon @evcon.rip · 10/09/2025
okay does cycling bsky know about this literal “TODAY FOCACCIA”
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evcon @evcon.rip · 06/09/2025
crazy name for a data center
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evcon @evcon.rip · 23/08/2025
it me and i angy
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evcon @evcon.rip · 23/08/2025
accidentally hit repost on someone’s several-days-old instagram selfie and i’m going to curl in a ball and die
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evcon @evcon.rip · 13/08/2025
millennials have killed the warm, nostalgic “bar & grill” and have replaced it with the cold, elitist “kitchen + bar” and it’s disgusting
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evcon @evcon.rip · 18/07/2025
folks the brands are big mad
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evcon @evcon.rip · 18/07/2025
within <30 seconds on the NBC tour de france feed, bob and phil were responsible for 3 different pronunciations of "jorgenson"
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evcon @evcon.rip · 16/07/2025
9 out of 10 dentists agree: crest and colgate are the same brand. and it doesn’t matter which type you get. as long as the box is shiny 👍
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evcon @evcon.rip · 27/06/2025
my upstairs neighbor has been engaging all day in what can best be described as “upstairs neighbor behavior”
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evcon @evcon.rip · 20/06/2025
sitting at a coffee shop in athens and overheard some students talking about the “UGA class of 2029” and i am about to keel over and die from natural causes
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evcon @evcon.rip · 19/06/2025
thank you meta 👍 for simplifying things to where i can’t have followers 👍 but also i’m allowed have followers 👍
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evcon @evcon.rip · 09/06/2025
ah damn. i definitely signed up for this and i definitely know what the point of AI in the apps i use is
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evcon @evcon.rip · 03/06/2025
the FB page for the TV show franklin & bash (which i used to run) was hijacked years ago and has recently pivoted into AI slop including an entire Harambe retcon
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evcon @evcon.rip · 30/05/2025
we aren’t giving spotify nearly enough shit about how they completely changed the way you access new episodes of podcasts you follow
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evcon @evcon.rip · 20/05/2025
one guess as to which part of the ride involved an encounter with a driver who didn’t like that i was sharing the road
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evcon @evcon.rip · 19/05/2025
i have never ever been so utterly decimated by an episode of television than tonight’s The Last Of Us
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evcon @evcon.rip · 18/05/2025
“underrated comment” -a reply to the most liked comment by an order of magnitude
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evcon @evcon.rip · 12/05/2025
i love visiting NYC and taking in the sights (a coke bag someone dropped in the combination coffee/flower shop)
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evcon @evcon.rip · 08/05/2025
a chicago pope implies the existence of a coney pope and a corn pope
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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evcon @evcon.rip · 08/05/2025
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evcon @evcon.rip · 08/05/2025
americ anpontiff
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evcon @evcon.rip · 08/05/2025
seriously,,,,, what if the pope blasted cigs
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evcon @evcon.rip · 14/04/2025
honestly very good that there’s a toilet company called “American Standard”
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evcon @evcon.rip · 03/04/2025
if the tariffs bring up the price of nerds gummy clusters i'm going full l*igi
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evcon @evcon.rip · 30/03/2025
bro let’s go on a bike ride to the store. bro it’s downright lovely outside bro. we’ll take the long way on the bike path bro because the flowers are blooming and there’s a sweet scent in the air bro
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
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evcon @evcon.rip · 13/03/2025
i know a hearty plate of spam & eggs hates to see me coming
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Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Good thing Utah doesn't have a unique culture of soda consumption!
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evcon @evcon.rip · 10/03/2025
VERY glad i took the train instead of trying to drive to work in the rain on the monday after the spring-forward time change
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evcon @evcon.rip · 06/03/2025
she J on my D til i Vance
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