Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026every city in the nation needs its own Nandert and I’m not kidding 020
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026we all learned this in brick tricks class but you were drawing an eye 020
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026clackamas really put the same guy on the ballot three times huh 1131
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Yep, WashCo updated again and Sollman’s only leading by 200 votes now 150
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026the Greater Idaho movement has lost its first county tonight 1364
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/05/2026incredible things are happening on x [the everything app] 040
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026edamame is a scam by restaurants to charge you $10 for a big bowl that’s 2/3 inedible pods 000
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026funny that the threat of a lockout in CA was solved not by the sub-5% candidates quietly dropping out but by one of the leaders exploding in the most violent way possible 050
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 31/03/2026putting casino butter directly on the stone just to feel something 010
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I do think it’s funny that we pretend senator endorsements besides like, Bernie, Warren, and [same-state Senator-not-up-for-election] have any meaningful impact on primaries 000
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Stratton does better in urban centers and I guess got outspent in Davenport, Rockford, and Paducah? 010
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026if this is the conclusion you draw from those results your brain may be cooked I fear 50153070
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 17/03/2026the media won’t tell you this, but if you’re watching YouTube on a TV and there’s preroll ads you can just back out and reclick on the video twice to skip them 030
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026if you time the frames right you can noclip into the third dock on Qeshm Island and skip the entire Strait of Hormuz 020
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Merkley is super vulnerable this year, the GOP must spend bigly on Oregon! 030
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026rolling the r in Talarico so the Texans know I’m not performative 010
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026what do you mean they call cinnamon rolls “cinnamon scrolls” in Australia??? fucked up country 010
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 23/02/2026non-screened poll of all adults that doesn’t poll the actual ballot language 020
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026it’s actually Kens Jenning, people get the plural wrong all the time 020
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026this petition is so fucking funny “we support housing development BUT also stop everything you’re doing until we can build another ice rink” 250
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026wsdot STUNS urbanists, doesn’t predict exponential traffic growth 020
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026checking out this “30 Rocks” show. starting out pretty slow 020
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Being up one point in your own internal is awful — same pollster had her up **17** in 2020. 271
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026cooking/doordash discourse is so funny when you actually know how to cook 140
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 03/02/2026his aides hand him one of these every morning and tell him it’s the polls 031
Reposted by Evan 🏳️🌈Dj @djsoke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Okay, looking at the precinct data, Rehmet overall *improved* vs the EV in the precincts that added eday votes and is broadly running ahead of Nov by a lot in those precincts as well 07212
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 16/01/2026they removed the load-bearing sexual exploitation robot 061
Reposted by Evan 🏳️🌈spacecowboy @spacecowboy17.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Enjoying the For You feed? Give it a like ♡ to help more people discover it: bsky.app/profile/did:... The more people use it -> the more feedback we get -> the better we can make it for you. 196206003208
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 02/01/2026so many insane theories about Stranger Things season 5 and the big reveal in the finale is that nobody was right and they just used ChatGPT for the script 000
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Performing for all people is not the “basic duty” of a public artist. Picking audiences and venues that align with what your music communicates is entirely appropriate and I don’t blame Redd for bailing on the Fascist Dipshit Centre for the Performing Arts. 050
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025my parents switched their house from Morton’s to Diamond Crystal my salt pinch muscle memory is all screwed up 😭 062
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025oughhghfh this was so fucking good christmas dinner of all time 030
Reposted by Evan 🏳️🌈Ivan Moore @alaskasurvey.bsky.social · 24/12/2025NEW SURVEY... Alaska Survey Research December 19-21, 2025 N=994 likely Alaska voters MOE = +/- 3.2% Fielded online - ASR Survey Panel Q: If the 2026 election for US Senate for Alaska was held today... for whom would you vote for US Senate? Mary Peltola 48 Dan Sullivan 46 Undecided 6 813540
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 24/12/2025there are basically zero practical consumer uses for image genAI so they’re just slopping it into every corner they can while the market’s still hot 010
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I do like Twitter posts in the genre of “listen to this crazy thing that all of Bluesky is doing” and it’s some shit that I’ve literally never seen on here 050
Reposted by Evan 🏳️🌈soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby 1465811290
Evan 🏳️🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I do think this “every candidate can and should be reduced down to a number” mentality is a bit played out at this point 000