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Evan 🏳️‍🌈

@evanperc.bsky.social
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Percussion, mapping, planning, cooking, biking, and a hell of a lot more. 26.

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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
every city in the nation needs its own Nandert and I’m not kidding
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
just got a Susan Collins ad in Arizona
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
we all learned this in brick tricks class but you were drawing an eye
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
clackamas really put the same guy on the ballot three times huh
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Yep, WashCo updated again and Sollman’s only leading by 200 votes now
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
the Greater Idaho movement has lost its first county tonight
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
incredible things are happening on x [the everything app]
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
edamame is a scam by restaurants to charge you $10 for a big bowl that’s 2/3 inedible pods
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
it’s joever
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
funny that the threat of a lockout in CA was solved not by the sub-5% candidates quietly dropping out but by one of the leaders exploding in the most violent way possible
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
putting casino butter directly on the stone just to feel something
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
new third party just dropped
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
can we bring back devious licks this year
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I do think it’s funny that we pretend senator endorsements besides like, Bernie, Warren, and [same-state Senator-not-up-for-election] have any meaningful impact on primaries
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Stratton does better in urban centers and I guess got outspent in Davenport, Rockford, and Paducah?
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
if this is the conclusion you draw from those results your brain may be cooked I fear
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
the media won’t tell you this, but if you’re watching YouTube on a TV and there’s preroll ads you can just back out and reclick on the video twice to skip them
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
if you time the frames right you can noclip into the third dock on Qeshm Island and skip the entire Strait of Hormuz
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Merkley is super vulnerable this year, the GOP must spend bigly on Oregon!
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
rolling the r in Talarico so the Texans know I’m not performative
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
there are Too Many crosswords
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
what do you mean they call cinnamon rolls “cinnamon scrolls” in Australia??? fucked up country
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
non-screened poll of all adults that doesn’t poll the actual ballot language
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
it’s actually Kens Jenning, people get the plural wrong all the time
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
this petition is so fucking funny “we support housing development BUT also stop everything you’re doing until we can build another ice rink”
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
wsdot STUNS urbanists, doesn’t predict exponential traffic growth
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
checking out this “30 Rocks” show. starting out pretty slow
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Is Mitch McConnell dead yet
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
lmao the Dem just keeps going up
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Being up one point in your own internal is awful — same pollster had her up **17** in 2020.
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
cooking/doordash discourse is so funny when you actually know how to cook
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
his aides hand him one of these every morning and tell him it’s the polls
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Beth Van Duyne should be very worried
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Dj @djsoke.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Okay, looking at the precinct data, Rehmet overall *improved* vs the EV in the precincts that added eday votes and is broadly running ahead of Nov by a lot in those precincts as well
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Rehmet winning E-Day 59-41 lol
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
he Slom on my Kouchi till I lose my seat
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
they removed the load-bearing sexual exploitation robot
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
more like Brandon Sandbag
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Nick Andert @nickandert.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
WE WON BITCHES
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spacecowboy @spacecowboy17.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Enjoying the For You feed? Give it a like ♡ to help more people discover it: bsky.app/profile/did:... The more people use it -> the more feedback we get -> the better we can make it for you.
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
so many insane theories about Stranger Things season 5 and the big reveal in the finale is that nobody was right and they just used ChatGPT for the script
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
yeah I support the abundance agenda
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Performing for all people is not the “basic duty” of a public artist. Picking audiences and venues that align with what your music communicates is entirely appropriate and I don’t blame Redd for bailing on the Fascist Dipshit Centre for the Performing Arts.
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
my parents switched their house from Morton’s to Diamond Crystal my salt pinch muscle memory is all screwed up 😭
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
oughhghfh this was so fucking good christmas dinner of all time
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Ivan Moore @alaskasurvey.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
NEW SURVEY... Alaska Survey Research December 19-21, 2025 N=994 likely Alaska voters MOE = +/- 3.2% Fielded online - ASR Survey Panel Q: If the 2026 election for US Senate for Alaska was held today... for whom would you vote for US Senate? Mary Peltola 48 Dan Sullivan 46 Undecided 6
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
there are basically zero practical consumer uses for image genAI so they’re just slopping it into every corner they can while the market’s still hot
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I do like Twitter posts in the genre of “listen to this crazy thing that all of Bluesky is doing” and it’s some shit that I’ve literally never seen on here
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I do think this “every candidate can and should be reduced down to a number” mentality is a bit played out at this point
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