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Evan 🏳️‍🌈

@evanperc.bsky.social
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Percussion, mapping, planning, cooking, biking, and a hell of a lot more. 26.

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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Nah
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
They’re on the county website idk why NYT doesn’t have anything
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
That inner part of the C and D gates are the worst
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
you just don’t appreciate neo-futurist Escherian midcentury alleyway living room-core
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
every city in the nation needs its own Nandert and I’m not kidding
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
" The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
just got a Susan Collins ad in Arizona
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
we all learned this in brick tricks class but you were drawing an eye
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
clackamas really put the same guy on the ballot three times huh
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
you either count fast or have a lax ballot acceptance deadline, can’t really do both
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
(that’s 57% breaking for Muñoz in the latest ballot drop for those keeping score)
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Yep, WashCo updated again and Sollman’s only leading by 200 votes now
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
the Greater Idaho movement has lost its first county tonight
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
incredible things are happening on x [the everything app]
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
edamame is a scam by restaurants to charge you $10 for a big bowl that’s 2/3 inedible pods
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
it’s joever
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
funny that the threat of a lockout in CA was solved not by the sub-5% candidates quietly dropping out but by one of the leaders exploding in the most violent way possible
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
putting casino butter directly on the stone just to feel something
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
it’s actually registered as a Washington State Ferry
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
it should always be tempting
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
new third party just dropped
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
can we bring back devious licks this year
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
NIMBYism doesn’t fall neatly along partisan lines, but we should ignore them regardless
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I do think it’s funny that we pretend senator endorsements besides like, Bernie, Warren, and [same-state Senator-not-up-for-election] have any meaningful impact on primaries
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Stratton does better in urban centers and I guess got outspent in Davenport, Rockford, and Paducah?
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
if this is the conclusion you draw from those results your brain may be cooked I fear
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
the media won’t tell you this, but if you’re watching YouTube on a TV and there’s preroll ads you can just back out and reclick on the video twice to skip them
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
if you time the frames right you can noclip into the third dock on Qeshm Island and skip the entire Strait of Hormuz
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Merkley is super vulnerable this year, the GOP must spend bigly on Oregon!
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
rolling the r in Talarico so the Texans know I’m not performative
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
framemogging and maxmaxxing in front of your bf smh
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
there are Too Many crosswords
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
what do you mean they call cinnamon rolls “cinnamon scrolls” in Australia??? fucked up country
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
non-screened poll of all adults that doesn’t poll the actual ballot language
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
noooo the people need to learn about mid chicken tenders
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
it’s actually Kens Jenning, people get the plural wrong all the time
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I mean the tunnel is like 90% of the work, right? The airport branch is like three crossings that defer to trains, might be worth it to trench through DT Beaverton and HB on the Westside, but the ROI on doing every intersection between prob isn’t great. E Burnside would be useful but spendy.
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
the “evidence-based planning” says the Lloyd Center needs to be demolished btw
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
this petition is so fucking funny “we support housing development BUT also stop everything you’re doing until we can build another ice rink”
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
wsdot STUNS urbanists, doesn’t predict exponential traffic growth
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
checking out this “30 Rocks” show. starting out pretty slow
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The House map overall is like weirdly not-terrible outside of some pockets, and the Senate map is just nasty
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Indiana House in Fort Wayne 🤠 Indiana Senate in Fort Wayne 🤮
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Is Mitch McConnell dead yet
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
lmao the Dem just keeps going up
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I just checked the cost for a trip to the same place and Waymo’s currently $20 more expensive than an Uber. The price difference usually isn’t that steep but they’re certainly not always cheaper.
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Being up one point in your own internal is awful — same pollster had her up **17** in 2020.
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
there’s a universe where SCOTUS upheld the TX map getting struck down and god I wish I was there
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
they’re calling *cumin* a bourgeois treat for the millionaire gourmand
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Evan 🏳️‍🌈 @evanperc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
waaaahhh I have to buy INGREDIENTS for my RECIPE
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