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Evan Goer

@evangoer.bsky.social
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Forget it, Jake. It's JavaScript.

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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If your worldview is that you are the elect and everyone else are deranged peasants, I feel like you still need a plan for when you inevitably collide with the peasants.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here to say: we can still write *programs*. Programs that make purposeful LLM calls, even, as part of their job. We do not need to generate and execute unmonitored arbitrary Bash in a loop. We can just not do that.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bay Area guys with cushy salaries might show glimmers of creativity if suitably motivated. Perhaps we should *not* endlessly loop LLMs running arbitrary Bash with no monitoring. Things of that nature.
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Samus is Here @samusishere.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I imagine Roon et al would be a lot more motivated to make them want to not do bad things if “you personally will go to federal prison if they do bad things” was the law.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s either from Surely You’re Joking or Genius, can’t remember which
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First I write down the problem. Then I think *really hard*. Then I write down the answer.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go go Team Imported Rats and Snakes!
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*20 years* old, the metadata says 😬
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“On the way we’ll be kickin’ it live / crankin NPR on the 405” m.youtube.com/watch?v=YSgV...
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Lazy Monday
YouTube video by Sam Friedlander
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Managed to convince my 83yo dad to come out to see it, on the grounds that he watched Looney Tunes as a little kid, and so did I. My teens came too, and liked it well enough, but: the chain is broken.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
afaict, it is the difference between taking your philosophy from thinkers who are clearly flawed, vs. gleefully and relentlessly demonic.
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Ben Recht @beenwrekt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The illusion and politics of objectivity in cost-benefit analysis, a decision-making institution so ingrained that Americans can’t imagine life without it.
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Pricing Commensurability
On the origins of cost-benefit analyses in governmental decision making
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maybe my memory is shot, but I would swear that the Sunnyvale Public Library had this edition forty years ago.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Strict liability. Felony charges for the many security crimes already committed. This isn’t hard.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
*slaps the roof of non-denominational liberal Judaism* this bad boy can fit so many holidays in it
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So dumb. I keep telling people there are so many sturdy, off-the-shelf religions out there that provide social connection and at least *some* minimal infohazard protection.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remarkable how much damage a guy can do in a decade or two, if he has money and patience.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
California regrets the error.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dario's friday letter demanding a new regulatory regime and asking for a waiver of antitrust laws so they could form a cartel was signed off on by sam, dario, elon, and something like half of all politicians. so everyone who sees this as a bid for Complete EA Takeover and has any other ideology
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reminds me of _Lying for Money_ by Dan Davies, where he points out that the optimal amount of fraud in a marketplace is not zero.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He should be left on a moonless June night on Omaha Beach, alone, with a pocket bible and a bowie knife.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Unrelated, but: the family took a vote at dinner and we have unanimously agreed to start using “That’s life in the pickle factory!” in casual conversation.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You can walk and chew gum at the same time. I believe in you, Ben!
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wish he had done this a year and a half ago, it would have been super funny if the image actually listed five parts.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Also, Mrs. Goer and The Boy are on a very long quest to see all the ballparks, and Orioles are not yet checked off either. Hmmm.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not a completely impossible idea — The Boy is pondering colleges, and maybe Johns Hopkins will make the short list.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It looks sooo good
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Goddamnit Jemal
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Brb, writing a bot to scour Bluesky for AI generated AI rage bait, build a bespoke interface to classify said individual rage bait, screenshot & post.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Non-competes might be bad for you tippy-top elites over there, but I’m built different. Better, even.”
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The moment some other place with good weather figures out that non-competes are bad for for everyone (very much including tippy-top elites), CA is fully cooked.
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Materialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it's very simple: non-competes are bad and network effects are real
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
speak for yourself, I am only getting *hotter*
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Is it the hours specifically? Or because west coast insomniacs are, statistically speaking, more likely to be in the grip of AI psychosis?
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
need a full and complete listing so that my family can pick and choose our top five please and thank you
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In the knowledge production system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the scientists, who make spreadsheets of things, and the developers, who make lists of curly braced things.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
actually wrote the word “gated” as a verb just now, FML
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The “would you use a forklift when going to the gym” metaphor remains undefeated
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That and/or Tiktok, I’m guessing.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The complete opposite of my childhood, where the song range was 2-5 years at best and all the kids hugged the walls for dear life.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have attended a lot of Bar & Bat Mitzvahs the last several years. There is a clear canon of songs, ranging from the 70s to today, that all the kids know. And (remarkabl) will all happily dance to.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
As God is my witness: some of us are here here folding laundry, watching baseball, trying to teach our Large Teenage Sons to drive.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I quit literally checked the BTB feed to make sure that this Bay Area sex cult wasn’t the one they were talking about a few weeks ago.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
this really isn’t something to fret about tbh, as long as the safety field itself keeps doing so well
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/08/2026
now that we know how the new season of Reacher is (excellent), a thread about why you should watch What If A Man Was Large, The Show, in the form of a Q&A
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My snarky reply — and I am not making this up — got autocorrected to “ground bees“. So here we are.
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Salesmanship!
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I could buy that in your average enterprise shovelware mill, there is substantially more day drinking.
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Evan Goer @evangoer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
AI 🤜🤛 imageboards policing their territory with repulsive jargon
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