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Evan Doyle

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Software QA and training manager. MA in PR from Ball State. Episcopalian. ⚓️ He/him/his. 🏳️‍🌈 Insta @evandoyle

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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 26/09/2026
Making the bakers bake a chocolate Guinness cake FOR NIGELLA is diabolical behavior on the part of the Bake Off producers.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 24/09/2026
I'm helping to lead my parish's first Bible study in some years using the @forwardmovement.org "Exploring the Bible" series, and it has been such a delight getting to meet with my fellow parishioners and talk about the Bible in an environment that is open to inquiry and exploration.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 24/09/2026
As we enter autumn, let this serve as your seasonal reminder that in addition to their usual cheeseburger and custard fare, Culver’s also serves a pretty good pot roast and mashed potatoes which performs adequately if you are a single person who cannot justify making an entire pot roast for oneself
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 22/09/2026
Indiana’s entry to the Sample family, Mark Allen, is the meathead member of the family who peaked in high school.
Illustration of an Indiana driver’s license showing a black-and-white portrait of a spiky-haired man with a thick neck with the name “SAMPLE MARK ALLEN,” address “123 MAIN STREET INDIANAPOLIS, IN 46204-0000,” and details including sex M, height 5’-11”, weight 180 lb, eyes BRO, hair BRO, date of birth 11/17/1970, issue date 11/17/2021, expiration 11/17/2027, license number 1234-56-7890, and a smaller circular portrait; text includes “INDIANA USA,” “DRIVER’S LICENSE,” “bmv.IN.gov,” “JOE B. HOAGE, COMMISSIONER,” a signature reading “Mark Sample,” “DONOR” with a heart symbol, “MEDICAL CONDITION / ALERT,” and a faint background of the Indiana state capital building and a race car.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 20/09/2026
If you work for a church or nonprofit like mine that has literal decades of files in Microsoft Publisher format, Microsoft has published a handy script to turn them into PDFs, but it will only work until the end of this month! support.microsoft.com/en-us/publis...
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Microsoft Publisher will no longer be supported after October 2026 | Microsoft Support
Microsoft Publisher will no longer be supported after October 2026
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 20/09/2026
A fun part of being part of a church finance committee is that our accounting software still has accounts set up for “pagers” and “yellow pages advertising”
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 19/09/2026
I’m watching a 2011 Apple keynote (don’t judge me), and it seems so quaint the things we were amazed by when the iPad 2 came out. They spent SO much time talking about multi-touch on the display.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 16/09/2026
“I stopped going to the gym because the gym got condemned for structural issues” sounds like either an excuse or a metaphor, but is, in fact, my actual life this week
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 09/09/2026
I always forget how bleak losing your sense of smell during a cold makes the world.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 08/09/2026
The fact that Tom Cruise and Alan Ritchson have both played Jack Reacher… they truly could not have cast two more different people.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 07/09/2026
I understand from a caloric perspective why a serving of ravioli is four, but from an even deeper, spiritual level, I do not.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 06/09/2026
I saw this on the West End before it transferred to Broadway—it’s a delightful show!
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 05/09/2026
The 2009 television hit Glee should not be allowed to return to the airwaves for any reason, BUT, I do think we should have an annual Purge-like televised special where people do Glee-style covers of songs so society has a release valve for its “I’d love to hear the Glee version of this song” energy
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 04/09/2026
Do you know how much transit you could build for 60 BILLION DOLLARS? You could build the entire Second Avenue Subway TWICE. You could double Amtrak’s budget FOR FIFTEEN YEARS. You could build Honolulu’s train system end to end FIVE TIMES. You could buy ALL 20,000 US municipalities four new buses.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 25/08/2026
The hotel I’m staying at may have the last great breakfast buffet on earth. Yogurt parfait bar with preserves and coconut granola. The crispiest bacon on earth. Crispy hash browns. Sweet potato pepper hash. Actually good drip coffee. Delightful.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 24/08/2026
One thing that I remain astounded by in California is how normal it is for there to be pieces of public roadway that are de-facto privatized by the In-n-Out drive thru line.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 24/08/2026
All hail the Gillig bar. (And window dots. That’s almost a @milesintransit.com bingo.)
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 21/08/2026
As a past proud owner of a Prius C and two Honda Fits, I commend to you the Kia Niro EV/EV3 as an electric alternative. While not a hatchback in the truest sense, it is the closest thing I've found that scratches the itch for "zippy little city car that you can somehow fit an IKEA couch in."
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 20/08/2026
The pivot from everyone eating low sodium everything in the 90s to people chugging electrolyte powders in the 2020s is wild to have lived through.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 19/08/2026
The slept-on hit of the Rachel Reid gay hockey cinematic universe is Time to Shine, in which there is an entire chapter where a tall, intelligent sad boi goalie goes to Costco with his himbo nepo baby teammate
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 10/08/2026
This is the greatest feature any software developer has ever shipped.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 10/08/2026
I attended The Wilderness during a short period I lived in Denver a few years ago, and I don't exaggerate when I say it played a huge role in healing my relationship to the Church. episcopalnewsservice.org/2026/08/10/c...
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Colorado cathedral’s ‘wilderness’ services embrace tradition, modernism through seasonal worship
[Episcopal News Service] St. John’s Cathedral in Denver, Colorado, aims to serve its 2,000+-member congregation by offering various ministries and programs throughout the year. For parishioners who…
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 08/08/2026
I got an Instagram ad for a Temu kneeler, which is both the most Episcopalian thing that could happen and maybe also actual sacrilege
An advertisement for a wooden stool with a shelf and cushion. The stool is brown and has a foldable design. The shelf holds a book and a small box. The text reads "A Sturdy Wooden Stool Featuring A Shelf And Cushion, Ideal For..." and "Full Size Foldable." The Temu logo is visible in the top left corner.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 06/08/2026
I fundamentally do not respect Antonin Scalia, but I do borrow his use of the word "argle-bargle" at least a few times a month.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 02/08/2026
The thing about meetings is 95% of what happens is predictable. Someone is going to make a motion, a vote is going to happen, etc. A mentor taught me this when I first became a minutes-taker—establishing a scaffolding in the doc beforehand frees you up to take clear, meaningful minutes in between!
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 30/07/2026
Who precisely is the target market for Yahoo (the 1990s Internet portal)-branded GLP-1s? Why would one put something one bought on Yahoo into one’s body?
Instagram ad for yahoo health branded GLP-1 injections
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 29/07/2026
I think anyone who wants to publish a Fauci diary hit piece should also be required to publish their diaries and social media posts ca. Mar-Dec 2020, and let he who is without a pandemic-induced mental breakdown cast the first stone
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 27/07/2026
Moving some sound equipment at the church tonight that probably hasn’t been moved since its installation sometime during the last century. Please send whatever kind of Episcopalian prayers cover such occurrences.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 24/07/2026
I learned recently that Costco's house brand of green tea is made by Ito En, so now I can brew myself a giant pitcher of iced Oi Ocha whenever I want for $1. I'm living the dream
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 17/07/2026
Being in your 30s means buying a Lego set because it’s on sale, but being undecided if it’s for you or for your nine-year-old nephew
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 15/07/2026
What is the greatest song ever recorded, and why is it Dolly Parton's cover of "He's Alive" on the album "White Limozeen"
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 14/07/2026
The colors of my zodiac being the lesbian flag colors… stolen valor on my part I’m afraid
My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Aquarius Sun, Leo Moon, Sagittarius Rising, Pisces Venus - #2FA7C9 #D2842F #8A72D8 #B6A4D8.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 08/07/2026
Delta has started serving Fresca, and both flight attendants I’ve ordered one from have been VERY excited someone is ordering it. The dream of the 60s is alive!
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 07/07/2026
This clip from @elizabetholdfield.bsky.social beautifully explains why the use of LLM technology as it stands is a grave spiritual harm. (P.S. Is there a bat signal to summon The Episcopal Church’s Task Force on Artificial Intelligence and Intellectual Property? Asking for a friend)
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 05/07/2026
Good morning from St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, Elko, Nev. and their “there are seven sacraments of the Church and don’t you forget it” altar and windows.
A religious altar with a crucifix and candles in front of a stone wall. The altar is covered with a green and white cloth with a floral pattern. There are two wooden benches on either side of the altar. The wall behind the altar is made of stone and has a wooden arch above it. The floor is covered with a red carpet. The text "WELCOME" is written on a mat in front of the altar.A stained glass window with three panels depicting religious symbols. The top panel shows a yellow shape above blue waves with the word "BAPTISM." The middle panel features crossed keys with the word "PENANCE." The bottom panel displays a red and blue flame with the word "CONFIRMATION." The window is set in a brick wall next to a wooden bench and a table with a white cloth.A stained glass window with three panels depicting religious symbols. The top panel shows a red stole with the word ORDINATION below it. The middle panel features a hand with hands below it joined, and the word MATRIMONY. The bottom panel shows an urn with the word UNCTION below it. The background is blue and white. The window is set in a brick wall. There is a candle holder and an open book nearby.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 04/07/2026
Mamdani’s speech from today did make me cry. Just a li’l’. www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...
nyc.gov
Remarks as Prepared: Mayor Mamdani Delivers Address Marking America’s 250th Birthday
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 02/07/2026
Every time I fly a 737-900 I am reminded that it is an affront to God and nature that should not exist.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 02/07/2026
I am told it is July, but this is information I simply refuse to acknowledge
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 02/07/2026
I’m in a hotel for the night and the AC is set to 64 and there is a Drag Race Season 4 marathon on the TV. What a delight. (PS, did we all know Logo TV still exists? Wild.)
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 01/07/2026
I got influenced into buying Rainier cherries for the first time and… where have these been all my life? These are delightful
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 01/07/2026
Frozen garlic bread is one of those rare grocery store foods (see also: Oreos) where the generic brand is never, ever gonna as good as the name brand.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 22/06/2026
As true today as it was in 1978: “I ask you to stand now with [LGBTQ+ people] and help bring in honesty and compassion and hope now. The evil again afoot in our land can only now be met by love. The dishonesty, with honesty. The slander, with responsible honor. … I ask you to stand with us all.”
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 19/06/2026
Thank god for the friends who take you out to dinner at the end of a bad day.
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 18/06/2026
This episode taught me that I am not the only person in the world who sings the title of this book to the tune of "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor."
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 09/06/2026
There’s hot, and then there’s “I’m stuck awaiting takeoff on a CRJ200 with barely functioning AC during a heatwave”
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Evan Doyle @evandoyle.com · 08/06/2026
A local dairy has a root beer flavored milk and it is, simply, a revelation. It is everything you want a root beer float to be, but in ready-to-drink format
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
the main problem with video as a format is that it's too slow at dispensing information. I can read much faster than you can talk and there's no way you can address this without becoming incomprehensible to most of the audience.
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