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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 06/08/2025

You just don't see people laughing all the way to the bank anymore, not since they invented mobile deposit

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 03/07/2025

Leaving the toilet store yelling I SAID BIDET, SIR until somebody finally gives in and laughs

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 28/06/2025

It's pretty revealing that when the left talks about tyranny we are referring to anonymous government agents snatching people off the streets and stuffing them into unmarked vans, and when the right talks about tyranny they just mean taxes

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 17/06/2025

Jordan Peterson, weeping:

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 15/06/2025

Guy who put half his life savings in NFTs 3 years ago: yeah you can just use AI for that

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 10/06/2025

You look like you post on Bluesky (derogatory)

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 09/06/2025

Everything that's been happening this past week is a distraction from the real issue: my favorite new vegan fast food joint is out of milkshakes for the next 10 days

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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/05/2025

how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 23/05/2025

Need a bowl of the chili that made Alex Jones forget his son's name

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 23/05/2025

INSPIRING: This nonbinary pet-sitter keeps misgendering my cat

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 15/05/2025

*Trying to fit in* Walton Goggins' noggin tea is insane

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 05/04/2025

I make vegan stroopwafels now

Image is two big stacks of stroopwafels with a lot of caramel seeping out of them

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 24/03/2025

She saw me getting driven away on the hood of a car during a road rage incident and got the ick

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 24/03/2025

Positive affirmations have gotten more interesting lately

A BlueSky bio that says "I will immediately discuss different opinions with different friends, don't let age limit you. I will retweet interesting comments"

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 15/03/2025

You can still buy dinosaur eggs oatmeal at the grocery store and they won't even check your ID and find out you're 32

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 11/03/2025

the dutch went off when they invented stroopwafels

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 08/03/2025

I'm not crashing out, I'm a one man flash mob

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 25/02/2025

Please, Mr. Son was my father. Call me "Dad Son"

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

People literally died from Covid while claiming it doesn’t exist. There is never going to be a wake up call for some people. A lot of people. It’s not about convincing them if they can’t be convinced. IMO it’s about overwhelming them entirely with opposition.

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 19/02/2025

Hey quick question what the fuck are you talking about

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 17/02/2025

It's going to be so funny when he dies

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 17/02/2025

I remember my history teacher having us debate whether "might makes right or right makes might" and all I could think about was that if one party is powerful and wrong it does not matter who is right

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 14/02/2025

Neighbor's cat in the snow. Can hardly see him

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 14/02/2025

Gazing directly into the dental assistant's eyes for the entire hour long oral exam through the cool shades she gave me

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 13/02/2025

When the metal music actually sounds good and infuriates the gatekeepers who say it's not metal unless it sounds like you're getting run over by a bulldozer >>>>

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 06/02/2025

The sexual tension between the instructions on the bag of popcorn and the microwave's popcorn button...They deserve a night alone together just the two of them

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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/01/2025

people who go on the all meat diet love to say shit like “yup other than the throwing up blood and being unable to stand for more than 15 minutes i feel great”

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KT Camp @napexpert.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

"me and my boys" @evananderson.org

Very cool and handsome husband with two very cuddly and cute cats napping on/next to him

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 23/01/2025

If you're against remote work I don't want to hear your dumbass takes on DEI being bad because "the best person for the job should get it." For almost every job at almost every company, the most qualified candidate is unlikely to live within commuting distance.

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 22/01/2025

my favorite movie? it's gotta be the delaware's prada

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 20/01/2025

They don't have to pretend anymore

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 19/01/2025

"We can't give them any ammunition," say the Congressional Democrats, hurriedly burying their handful of bullets so the Republicans -- operators of the largest ammunition factory in the world -- can't take them

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 15/01/2025

Don't think there was any alcohol in that margarita actually

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 06/01/2025

I'm at lib January 6. The mood is somber. They have a giant inflatable cheeto wearing a diaper. Michael Cohen assures us all Trump is finished. The Lincoln Project guys keep saying Dick Cheney would have the courage but no one knows what they mean. Michael Avenatti is publicly masturbating

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 05/01/2025

They could call the sequel Everything Everywhere All At Twice

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 03/01/2025

"This place definitely has the juice" I assure my buddy as we rush into the bar that has The Boys Are Back In Town

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 03/01/2025

"If you build it they will come" but for Hinder playing Lips of an Angel in the Las Vegas sphere

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 31/12/2024

Is your husband buying you little treats or do I have to? Haha hey what's up, name's Hinder. Like the band, yeah

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 31/12/2024

is this a good shape for a cat

Cat laying on a couch looking like the Loch Ness monster somehow

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 30/12/2024

My wife: do you know why our electric bill is so high? Me: *rapidly shifting between three computers* must be all your plants

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 28/12/2024

Local dad shaves head completely off; no crumbs, no survivors

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 26/12/2024

They should invent an AI that kills you when you're out of Alive Tokens

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 24/12/2024

*Robert California voice* The penis of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 23/12/2024

Holding a bagel with one hand and cutting it vertically from the top with the other while my in-laws scream at me to stop

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 23/12/2024

They should invent an AI that crashes your car for you

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 22/12/2024

Adopting a 13 year old son so I can tell him the secret to women is that they love to turn on several little lights and will mock you for using the overhead one

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Evan Anderson @evananderson.org · 21/12/2024

12 days of christmas but it's just me ashamedly directing my butler to unclog the toilet over and over

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