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i am not worth your time

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Mentha Nolana @mentha.fun · 01/08/2026
Death shortly
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haicat @hai.cat · 21/07/2026
ive had this idea of doing little doodley comics of random experiences ive had as an outlet for when i dont really have much energy to draw. anyway heres my first one lol
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⛧mode⛧ @modeus.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
therapists take medicaid challenge (impossible)
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
go.nna fucking kill the bitch who invented heaxdaches
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
i dont wanna go to work
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/01/2025
as it’s always been, death before detransition
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haicat @hai.cat · 16/01/2025
got my gender marker on my license changed finally :3
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
my plushies are always there for me when im crying
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
i kinda want to lick it to see how bad they made the games taste but its preowned and im worried someone else had the same idea with it
metroid dread cartridge in the palm of my hand
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⚔️ C L O V E ⚔️ @clove.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Be honest, if we were two chevaliers locked in a duel, at the moment our swords crossed would you lean in close? Would you feel the heat of my breath on your cheek? As my saber plunged into your chest, would you finally accept my kiss?
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 29/05/2024
Crazy how i get less depressed after eating. Kinda sucks eating is a chore tho
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
who up rotting in bed like the pathetic welp they are???
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
to be reduced to roadkill would be suxh a heavenly gift
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🥁Amen Bark🐶 @shibarks.onalea.sh · 03/05/2024
૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა made a little thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2w8...
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Another finals light highlight video
just clips from the last week or so hope you enjoy ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 15/04/2024
couples t-shirts that say I DRINK HER CUM I CUM IN HER DRINK
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King Bitch🧚‍♀️ @montanathebitch.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
need a bitch to mount and dew me
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Maslow's heirarchy of needs but it says getting railed from behind by this girl and she has her fingers in my mouth and she's choking me and growling into my ear that she's gonna kill me and oh god she sounds like she means it
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Allo Θ∆🏳️‍⚧️ @whoisallo.gay · 09/03/2024
*usb connect noise* *usb disconnect noise* *usb connect noise* *usb disconnect noise* *usb connect noise* *usb disconnect noise* *usb connect noise* *usb disconnect noise* *usb connect noise* *usb disconnect noise* *usb connect noise* *usb disconnect noise*
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mary🐇 @mary.my.id · 08/03/2024
anime girl holding cinnamoroll with the caption:

"are you good in bed?"

yes i can sleep for 24 hours straight
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🥁Amen Bark🐶 @shibarks.onalea.sh · 07/03/2024
its done ૮⍝• ᴥ •⍝ა soundcloud.com/shibarking/z...
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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 16/02/2024
Is a girl not entitled to the nut of her dick? 'No!' says the girl in Washington, 'it belongs on my tits!' 'No!' says the girl in Rome, 'it belongs in my mouth!' 'No!' says the girl in Moscow, 'it belongs on my face!' I rejected those answers. I chose something different. I chose the impossible.
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haicat @hai.cat · 14/08/2023
reskeet if you uhhhhhhh if you mmmm err uhh if .. if uhhh if you ever uhhhhmmmmm
cat with loading icon on head
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haicat @hai.cat · 06/02/2024
⚠️ ADVICE FOR NEWSKIES⚠️ To get the best experience out of the app, try the following: - have sex with your sister
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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
A girl lying in bed with her blahaj

“Goodnight my stuffed animal that I hug and pretended is a real person”
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
its that time of the week
2 girls cozied up under a blankie with the caption "EEPY GIRL TUESDAY"
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 19/12/2023
A cat exhaustedly/melancholicly slumped over with the text "frot deprived"
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Can't even make gay porn in the Senate hearing room anymore due to wokeness
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
its that time of the week
2 girls cozied up under a blankie with the caption "EEPY GIRL TUESDAY"
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
if antone ever comes out to me im just going to tell them that im gayer
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
to be reduced to roadkill would be suxh a heavenly gift
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
i lost my wallet so i don't have my fucking ID to buy more weed
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
im literally fine as long as i don't think about the past or the future and also the present
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
im gay
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EmlinySmlenlyily @emelysmeleny.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
fuck women
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
fallout new vegas has conditioned me into thinking of it everytime i see snow globes
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
gf is playing paradox game i have to play the quiet game now :3
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Always make sure your dog's collar has a snug and secure fit. Check regulary for wear and tear and replace if damaged or as fashion dictates.
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
Then the Lord said to Cain 
"Where is your brother Abel?"

"I don't know," he replied. "Am I 
my brother's keeper?"
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eva @eva8.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
hi hi hi :3
september, but its yuzuko announcing it 
:3
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