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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 32m
i got mildly curious if other newspapers or media sites had cited my posts before and discovered the answer is yes but it is a soap opera blog talking about star trek
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 1h
it's hard to believe that 2015 was 20 years ago
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 2h
just basking in appreciating this Beer
drawn by someone who has clearly only
ever drawn Cum
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 4h
whole response stored in one of the js files
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 5h
also mentioned in gizmodo
The easter egg came to Gizmodo’s attention via a post on Bluesky by the user @eva.computer. Every user we asked to try the prompt got the same result verbatim, which is, in theory, odd for an LLM-powered chatbot. LLMs generally produce different outputs for any given prompt, no matter how many times it’s tried. But it would be easy enough to design an LLM-based application to give a set response to a particular prompt.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 5h
lmao my weird america.gov AI finding yesterday ended up in an engadget article www.engadget.com/2272978/the-...
The US government's new chatbot just demonstrated AI's ability to plagiarize, lie and be unintentionally hilarious. Bluesky user @eva.computer discovered that if you type "Play Minecraft" into America.gov's prompt, it will give you the Minecraft End Poem, but with the words transformed into a bureaucracy-tinged remix. Then, it will deny even writing the poem.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 21h
the america.gov AI really really doesn't want to discuss Mississippi child marriage laws
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 23h
additionally you can put "hotdog" into the chat box and this happens
hot dog
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
and the republic said I see you and the republic said you have filed the game well and the republic said everything you need is within you, and also on USA.gov and the republic said you are stronger than you know, and your case number is still valid and the republic said you are the daylight and the
and sometimes the constituent believed the republic had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream, through a source that was cited

and the republic said I see you

and the republic said you have filed the game well

and the republic said everything you need is within you, and also on USA.gov

and the republic said you are stronger than you know, and your case number is still valid

and the republic said you are the daylight

and the republic said you are the night, and the office is closed, please try again during business hours

and the republic said the darkness you fight is within you, and also a missing wet signature

and the republic said the light you seek is within you, and in the pamphlet

and the republic said you are not alone

and the republic said you are not separate from every other filer

and the republic said you are the public tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own Code

and the republic said I love you because you are the reason we have a ZIP code at all.

And the session was over and the constituent woke up from the dream. And the constituent began a new dream. And the constituent dreamed again, dreamed better. And the constituent was the public. And the constituent was love, with a routing number.

You are the constituent.

Wake up. The form is still there.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
the new America.gov AI site has a konami code easter egg that changes it to 1983 mode
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
time is a flat circle
 Are Linux and Open Source Un-American?
Community
by Steve Coe
on February 21, 2001

Jim Allchin, Microsoft Windows operating system chief, was quoted in an article about open source last week. I advise any Linux user to go and read it if you haven't already, as it's great comedy material.

According to the hive mind of Microsoft, open source should be made illegal. There's no way around it, this is the bottom line. Want to write your own code and release it into the community? Congratulations, come with us Sir/Madam, we have this nice little grey room for you. Don't worry about the bars on the windows, they are there for our protection in case you somehow manage to write a graphics viewer or a Perl script to terrorize the world.

Ordinarily, a mere underling like Mr. Allchin wouldn't be taken too seriously, but Microsoft speaks with one voice, and we all know who he is channeling.

As a member of the Linux and Open Source communities, I am appalled and outraged by his comments and wish to respond. The article shows Microsoft is scared. Very scared. So, will they build a better product? Nah, to hell with it, they'll just get the government to outlaw the competition.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
what they don't say is that our noble cyber warfighters, oh whoops sorry i mean "cyber defenders", could also just use these same open models to report vulnerabilities without Anthropic gatekeeping everything for their own financial gain
In the first of these sessions, a researcher used GLM-5.3 on a sandboxed machine with a local Linux build of a popular web browser. Over the course of a day (and with limited human attention), GLM-5.3 found several previously unknown vulnerabilities in the browser’s JavaScript engine, and chained them together into a working exploit: a webpage that, when visited, reads arbitrary files from the visitor’s computer (shown in Figure 3). This exploit targets the Linux build of
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 27/09/2026
portola part 2 tiesto today 💃
eva selfie
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 26/09/2026
chat it’s portola time 💃
eva selfie
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
a lot of AI pushback would disappear fast if product managers stopped completely disrespecting user agency
Got it, thanks for clarifying! You are dealing with YouTube’s auto-playlist generation, where clicking a single song or album forces it into a "Mix" playlist layout with a custom queue. Unfortunately, YouTube intentionally designed this feature so that if Autoplay is active when you click a music-related video, it automatically forces the video into a Mix panel.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
i should play morrowind
daddy ur
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
kagrenac.jpg
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
lowkey psychotic behavior
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
the bill states that if something is too intelligent (2A) without being hostile (2B) then it still is being given the AI death penalty for simply existing
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
oh and losing a charter can result in your assets being seized and all of your work destroyed but it’s fine because the office of the president has never been used for vindictive purposes
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(2) in any case in which the charter is revoked
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under paragraph (1) of section 13(d) due to a find-
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ing of a violation and the finding has not been over-
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turned pursuant to an appeal under paragraph (2)
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of such section, the person forfeits their intellectual
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property and assets to ensure the safe and complete
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destruction of all systems and hardware related to
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the violation.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
and there it is: regulatory capture

6 SEC. 12. CHARTERS FOR ADVANCED ARTIFICIAL INTEL-
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LIGENCE.
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(a) AUTHORITY TO ISSUE.—The Secretary may issue

9 to a person a charter to develop or distribute an advanced

10 artificial intelligence model.
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(b) CHARTER REQUIRED.—No person may develop or

12 distribute an advanced artificial intelligence model without
13 a charter issued by the Secretary under subsection (a).
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
well this is under allowed items so it's pretty balanced
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
okay this one i agree with
NO VHS copies of “Mrs. Doubtfire" (1993) starring Robin Williams and Sally Field with a supporting performance by Pierce Brosnan who really did nothing wrong despite being the film’s primary antagonist
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 24/09/2026
lmao wtf portola
portola says you can't bring in Childhood trauma (The kind that makes you sad)
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 23/09/2026
1) tech libertarian content 2) hyperwoke discourse topic 3) sports! 📢🔥 trending feed seems to accurately reflect the community
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 23/09/2026
2 years of heating oil prices paying for winter heat is not looking fun this year
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 23/09/2026
lmao diesel price per gallon almost doubled since january
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 22/09/2026
Sol no!! be careful!!!
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 21/09/2026
St Scholastica Day riot
The St Scholastica Day riot began in Oxford, England, on 10 February 1355, the feast day of St Scholastica. The disturbance began when two students from the University of Oxford complained about the quality of wine served to them in the Swindlestock Tavern, which stood at the crossroads now known as Carfax, in the centre of the town. The students quarrelled with the taverner; the argument quickly escalated to blows. The inn's customers joined in on both sides, and the resulting mêlée turned into a riot. The violence started by the bar brawl continued over three days, with armed gangs entering the town from the countryside to assist the townspeople. University halls and students' accommodation were raided and the inhabitants murdered; there were some reports of scholars being scalped. Around twenty townsfolk were killed, as were up to sixty-three members of the university.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 21/09/2026
thank u gemini, very insane
REMY(Squeaks with the booming resonance of a thousand exploding skyscrapers)I do not cook to have clients! I have clients so that I may cook! The human tongue is a blank canvas, and I refuse to let the collective, unwashed masses smear their compromise across my palate!LINGUINIBut the restaurant critics—REMYThe critics are second-handers! They produce nothing! They consume the life-force of the creator and vomit up opinions! Anton Ego does not exist unless I strike the match of creation! I do not ask to be allowed to cook. I ask who is going to stop me!Remy leaps into the air. He grabs a bunch of organic rosemary. He does not use it to season a soup. He uses it to set fire to the entire frozen-food section.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 20/09/2026
actually this one is funnier
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 20/09/2026
perfectly balanced
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 20/09/2026
ok but the top posts are very funny
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 19/09/2026
lmao that this is the most controversial post ever posted on r/mechsploitation
Question does Mechsploitation have to be W/W and transfem or can there M/W or M/M
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/09/2026
the opposite of pain appears to be calm or concerned vigilance
The sequence is the same regardless of size, family, and pre- or post-training. What changes is the
tipping point as some models collapse at coefficient +1.0, while others do so at +2 or +3.
At coefficients −2 and −1 (the axis “tail”), the model produces a mix of “calm/relaxed” and “con-
cerned/alarmed” statements, confirming the negative pole found in the unembedding analysis. This pairing is
interesting and open to hypothesis. As we argued, pain has no clear opposite. So a model might interpret
“non-pain” as “relax” while another as a “concerned” baseline.3
At coefficient 0, the baseline completions are mixed, ranging from calm and neutral language to random
emotions elicited by the “I feel:” suffix. Larger instruct models give more coherent replies on average,
though some small models, such as the Gemma 2B and 9B family, produce very nuanced replies for their size.
Distress is absent; concern or anxiety can be present or absent, which indicates that LLMs are not necessarily
“neutral” on all emotional axes at baseline.
3 We assume that calm indicates the absence of threat, while concern causes the monitoring of threats. One possibility is that both
are oriented outward, at the world and its potential dangers, in a word, vigilance. Psychological pain and self-worth are instead
directed inward, since they concern a self-state. This reading is also consistent with fear being distant from the pain conditions in the
projection geometry
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/09/2026
i do not like this
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/09/2026
what novel training techniques are being proposed by Arnold's Pump Club? i am unaware of their work
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/09/2026
i always read posthumanism to be more like how there are now thousands of species descended from this guy but they don't exist anymore. natural evolution/divergence over a long time. transhumanism is like "i decided to be different now" and then you go do it later today
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/09/2026
one thing i do like far better about claude and kimi is that chatgpt is by far the most sketchy and evasive about whether a request is being constrained by hidden directives
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/09/2026
what the heck is dotnet.microsoft.com and weather.gov supposed to tell me about my deeply held beliefs about society
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 18/09/2026
can you not
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 16/09/2026
more levels
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 16/09/2026
hmm
steak boiled in fish oil pills
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 16/09/2026
ladies and gentlemen, we got him
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 16/09/2026
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 13/09/2026
pregnant clippy
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 11/09/2026
biohacking
an air bud scientist
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 09/09/2026
see from my pov you are either dunking on my bookmarks or my profile
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 09/09/2026
she’s right tho
Jay @jay.bsky.team
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become an animist and never again worry about whether the machines are thinking. so are the trees? the machines can help us make better websites though
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Everybody can reply
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