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@ev0lemi.bsky.social
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Diver, middling underwater photographer, maker of pptx and rectangles. I like cats, hockey, and really aggressive music

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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social from the FB Tropical Strays group, can you help? 🦑🐙
FB post with photos of a squid found in local NE Atlantic waters, asking for help identifying the species
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Night dive with the locals in NJ We fought the current on the way out to have an easy ride back to the entrance/exit point. 73F, 60min dive 🤿🐙🦑🦀
A massive rusty colored horseshoe crab stares directly down the camera lens A local starfish and an invasive blue anemone rest on a bed of baby mussels A hermit crab peeks out of his rounded, oddly shaped home
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Some fantastic conditions last weekend diving offshore in NJ. Easily 40 ft visibility, 72F at the top, 52 at 120ft. The jellyfish deco gauntlet on the way back up felt like a level from Mario Bros-i could've done with one of the invincible stars 🐙🦑🦀🐟🐠🤿
From 100ft looking up through the wreck, the rusty metal shipwreck recedes into the distant green water. Fishes are seen in silhouette against the brighter surfaceA view of the tie in attaching the dive boat to the wreck looking up. 

The water is littered with stingy jellyfish, making for exciting decompression stops on the way back to the surface Some cold water anemones, swinging in the current attached to the rusty metal wreck A cluster of yellow and orange cold water anemones- some are open and filter feeding while others are closed.
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Photos from Sunday's shore dive. It was a toasty 78°F and a nice 65min dive before the tide started to really move again
A northern puffer and a starfish in deep green waterA sea robin on rocks with it's weird legs and wing like fins out. It's eye is iridescent green and blueA crab with a hitchhiking snail on top!
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Trash toys are the best toys! Blinky likes milk carton pull tabs. I probably have a dozen of them stashed away
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A crab on the move from our Monday night shore dive in NJ. Big boy was on the move 🦀🤿🦑🐙
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A horseshoe crab from last night's shore dive in NJ. Ive never noticed how red the feets of a horseshoe crab can be! 72°F, 20+ft of viz, 55min dive 🐙🦑🐟🐠🤿🦀
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So grateful for the opportunity to dive the wrecks of Chuuk, Lagoon last week. 🦑🤿🐟🐠🐙
A magenta anenome in the foreground with the side of the Kensho Maru in the background in shades of green and blueA view from below- a silohoutte of a diver as he ascends out of the hold of the Kensho MaruA rusty handle to a large power station within the Kensho MaruSpare parts in the machine shop of the Kensho Maru
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Some fishy bait ball soup from the wreck of the Spar off Morehead City in NC last weekend 🦑🐙🐟🐠🤿
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Drove to NC over the weekend to get some warmup dives in as the season kicks off. This is from the wreck of the Aeolus in 110ft of water. On the breather, the fish just seem to ignore me! It's really incredible 🦈🤿🦑
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Saw this guy from the parking lot. He was upside down and I was afraid he was dead but i went to flip him anyway Picked him up and he moved! Even better, he has a tag! Horseshoe crabs might look dangerous but they're completely harmless with no way to hurt you even if they wanted to 🦑🐙🦀
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
They've got an equally adorable teenage phase where they're shaped like adults, but still colored like juveniles.
A teenage midnight snapper in profile. It's top half is black with white spots, the underside is black and white striped. 

Behind it is a deep blue with more fishy silhouettes in the background
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Something isn't right here
Brady tkachuk does not play for the bruins and is not named Pasternak
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hey Blinky! You're so fine! You're so fine you blow my mind! Hey Blinky!
A tiny black cat plays on a grey carpeted stair. She's on her back with her front paws dug I to the stair above her head. Her huge eyeball peeks out from under the stair and her paws. 

Her mouth is wide open in the best looking kitty laugh
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Gull just doing gull things at the ferry terminal this morning. Going on the reactions from the staff, he is a regular
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
*Not my photo* Look at this face!!
A close up of a garden eel and his frowny face and googly eyes
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Seascapes from Salt Pier, Bonaire 🦑🪸🤿🐟
Clear blue water stretches to a sun dappled surface overhead. Submerged pier pillars reach towards the sky while a school of grunts hides in the shadowsA more aqua colored view under the pillars of salt pier- a lone sergeant major fish is in the foreground while the sun filters through the surface in the backgroundTwo fragile looking glass sponges emerge from the bottom, as pillars from the pier arch away. A rebreather diver is in the deep blue background
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Critters big and small from Bonaire. I have no idea what the bright ruddy orange guy is- I just thought he was cute 🦑🐙🐟🤿
A blenny pokes his head out of his soft frilly hidey hole. His big green googly eyes take up most of his head and his lower lip juts out in a funny looking frownA cleaner shrimp hangs upside down from a rock and a hermit crab sits right side up on the rocks below  A weird looking bright red itty bitty on a rock A spotted eagle ray gliding through the water during a night dive
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I took this with a TG-6 a couple years ago in Roatan. The tiny worm is roughly 2mm long and on a mooring line to give you a sense of scale. A DSLR housing is expensive but you may be able to get a macro lens/diopter that can be submerged without getting the whole rig wet!
An itty bitty red bearded fireworm on a mooring line in Roatan.
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Some enchanting garden eels in 115 ft of water, Bonaire 🐙🪸🦑🤿🐟
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If this is from the Spiegel Grove, I think I met this grouper back in Dec during CCR Mod certification 🦑🤿🐟
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
And here I am with only a mini panther to pet
A miniature house panther lying on her side and doing a big stretch with front paws towards the camera. She has big green eyes and a snaggle tooth.

She looks very soft
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@greenleejw.bsky.social I got excited about your @ name but then read your description about being a surprised historian, not a surprised eel. Every time I see an eel, I hear them say "Surprise!" and for a moment thought I was no longer alone 😭
Googly eyed sock puppets saying surprise
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this: Walmart has giant plushie marine life that you can just buy. I left without the spotted eagle ray but I might need to go back for him this week. In the meantime, meet Sledge the hammerhead shark 🦑🐙🦈
A photo of me holding a giant plushie hammerhead shark in one arm and a giant plushie eagle ray in the other. 

The plushies are huge, easily 4-5 feet long. 
I'm smiling like a deranged idiot.Sledge, the 5ft long hammerhead plushie smiling a toothy smile on my sofa.
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Cuttlefish? How fabulous! I mean flamboyant!
Flamboyant cuttlefish being big and scawwy
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Some of the tiny creatures we saw in the Banda Sea- I love being able to pick a spot, stop, and see so much life around me. 🐙🦑🤿🐟🪸
A tiny furry purple crab on a barrel spongeAn orange and black nudi with white gills and ehinophoresA purple, pink orange and white dartfishA sea spidery looking creature
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The clown triggerfish was such a standout, it quickly became a favorite fish to spot! It was also super shy for a triggerfish, preferring to run away instead of attack like the triggers we all know and love 🦑🐙🤿🐟🪸
Clown triggerfish in profile- it looks like an 80s new wave star. 

A black fish with large white spots on its lower half, an Adam Ant like yellow stripe above its eyes, an orange beak with white lip liner and a yellow and black striped tail with blue and yellow fins on its body A green sea snake making his snakey way around the reefA seascape with yellow horned coral, white grabby handed coral, orange and green sponges on a deep blue ocean fieldGrabby handed white coral detail
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It was so much fun to meet sea creatures like sea snakes/kraits who don't live in the Atlantic/Caribbean, different types of hard and soft corals that are thriving despite VERY warm water temps and to see familiar fish shapes in new flavors and color patterns. 🐙🦑🤿🐟
Banded sea krait making a very snakey shape, almost mimicking an infinity symbol on a colorful background of yellow and red A pair of ornate butterflyfish take shelter under plates of hard coral. 

A royal(?) angelfish swims in the backgroundA very pregnant dark purple puffer with very white teeth gives me the eyeball while swimming away from a barrel sponge and a few orange squirrel fishSeascape with yellow hored and white grabby hand coral surrounded by orange and brown sponges on a deep blue ocean
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
More from Ambon, a ribbon eel, a pair of sea slugs, a super sneaky stonefish and a lionfish 🦑🐙🤿🐟
Ribbon eel in black with a white chin stripe and a jaunty mustache sticks it's head out of a tiny hole to say SURPRISE!Two sea slugs in black with white and yellow spots A stone fish eyeballs the camera- he perfectly matches the colors of the rocks around himA lionfish looking frilly
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The Banda Sea brought the goods on the very first dive! Flamboyant and reef cuttlefish and morays in new(to me) colors. Wow. 🦑🐙🤿
Flamboyant cuttlefish making shapes with its limbs. It's gold, black and greenTwo morays sticking their faces out of a hole. The larger one is white and in profile, the smaller one is grey and looks like he just told a bad jokeTwo cuttlefish trying to hypnotize me into leaving them alone. It didn't workAnother cuttlefish making scawwy shapes to scare me away
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
We have been spoiled with amazing offshore dives this year. Warm water even at depth with great visibility! 🦑🤿🐟
Close up of orange cold water corals attached to the side of a rusty metal shipwreckCold water shellfish and hydroids in the foreground, a rebreather diver and the rusty metal railing of a shipwreck in the background
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I adore these conger eels( or American eels? There's been debate!) They're so googly-eyed and the wreck we dove was full of them! 🐟🤿🦑
A grey blue eel pokes his weird round face out of a rusty hole in 80 ft of water. His eyes are round and look like stick on goggly eyes. His chin is white and juts out in an under bite  A young grey blue eel peeks out from a little rusty pipe. Seen in profile, his single googly eye looks back at the camera. He has a strange extended nostril and is adorable No eels here, just a rusty curled bit of shipwreck covered in cold water corals in oranges and white. The background water is deep teal
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Some shots from Shark River Inlet, taken Monday evening. 🦑🦀🤿🐟🐙
a burrfish covered in yellow spines, black and white stripes, with black spots near its fins tries to swim away from me as fast as his little fins will flap. 

His eye is iridescent green. a bluey/purpley fish pokes its head out of red and green seaweed. a hermit crab crawls across the sandy substrate- his tippy taps are visible under his helmeta flatflsh ripples like a magic carpet over a bed of baby mussels
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Some Ling fish and some spotted skates seen on a wreck dive off the coast of NJ I've never seen skates in the water before and you can hear me "ooo!" through my regulator 🦑🐟🤿🐙
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I know this is *supposed* to be a balloon in the shape of a numeral 1 but I can't help but see something else entirely
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
A feather blenny guarding his hidey hole under the Point Pleasant railroad bridge in NJ 57°F, 35 min dive
A cute feather blenny pokes his head out of his hidey hole. Hos big flush lips are slightly parted, and his googly eyes are topped with feathery eyebrows
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
A few more from Saturday in NJ. This was one of the larger hermit crabs, there were some super macro ones that wouldnt stay still enough to grab focus!
A tiny hermit crab with googly eyes staring up towards the surface Some pretty cold water orange marine sponges More of the orange sponge with some soft plant like growth coming out
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Nice to get back in local waters today in Point Pleasant Beach, NJ. There were so many horseshoe crabs including a big momma tangled in some fishing line who I assumed was dead. I decided to cut her free anyway and she started moving! Felt so good letting her go! 🦑🦀🥽
A Marge horseshoe crab crawling along a sandy bottom encrusted with baby mussels. The crab is covered in barnacles on its backA tiny striped fish peers out from under a log
 He looks grumpy A large starfish starfishes on a log in deep green waterA cute crab poses on a log with algae growth on its shell
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
If the players weren't wearing numbers on their jerseys, these players name labels might make sense. But then they cover play. It's bad.
Labels for EVERY possible thing on the ice because ESPN thinks you don't know that each player is wearing a number that's specific to them.
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Someone, please help this sad faced kitty www.instagram.com/p/DHE84SiAj_...
Screenshot of the saddest faced tabby cat you'll ever see. He is 13 and his person died so he is at the shelter
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Hammerhead sharks from Canyons dive site near Isla San Benedicto last week. ~85ft, 72F, 50 min dives 🦑🦈🤿🐟
A large school of hammerhead shark silhouetted on a deep blue background A very tubby hammerhead shark cruises in the deep blue water over a rocky substrate
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
White tip sharky cuddle puddles from Roca Partida a few short days ago 🦑🦈🤿
Two white tip sharks rest on a ledge. The one closer to the camera looks like it has a twirly mustacheA white tip sharky cuddle puddle with many baby white tips crammed into a tiny crevice at Roca Partida3 shark butts and one shark face on a ledge in Roca Partida
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I didn't draw it but I did take this photo in Bonaire last year
A pinkish, reddish, purplish reef(?) squid hovers in the water column, eyeing the camera with a blue and orange iridescent eye
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
More Lemon shark soup offshore Jupiter FL 🦈🤿🐟🦑
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A tiny jawfish doing some housecleaning under the Blue Heron Bridge, FL 🦑🐟🤿
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Lemon shark soup yesterday in Jupiter, FL! Had more than 14 lemon sharks in the water. 81°F at 80ft 🦈🦑🐟🤿
A sharky 3/4 close up with many other sharks in the background in clear blue waterA lemon shark coming in for a close up with divers and other sharks in the backgroundTwo sharks missing their right eyes in the foreground with other sharks in the background on a clear blue background So many sharks in silhouette, shot from below with some divers in the bg.
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Wreck dive to the Mohawk out of Pt Pleasant NJ last Saturday. 40'+ viz, 61°F both air and water at 80'. Best viz of the season 🦑🐟🤿
Beams of a wreck encrusted with sea life with a few tiny fish in the foreground all surrounded by deep green waterThe side of a shipwreck encrusted with life and orange sponges in the foreground. Behind the wreck a diver swims serenely in the deep green waterA ghostly image of a sunken ships boiler in deep green waterBeams of a wreck encrusted with sea life with tons of tiny fish around the wreck, all surrounded by deep green water
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
St Ides special brew. The red one- from the deli on St Marks, poorly concealed in a brown paper bag
St Ides special brew 🤮
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Oh it's Raccoon a Appreciation Day?
A curious raccoon tries to climb into a yellow kayakMany raccoons eating snacks on a beachA blurry baby raccoon climbing into a yellow kayak
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ESG @ev0lemi.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
4th of July fireworks over Asbury Park B
Beach and boardwalk, taken from the top of Convention Hall
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