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Cranky_Old_Timer

@eustacebagges.bsky.social
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There are days when, like the real Eustace, I feel like asking “Where’s me mallet”. Retired and living in a nice New England state. Finally embracing my inner crankiness.

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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A reminder that if you see someone stealing baby supplies in a grocery store YOU DIDN’T SEE A DAMN THING.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Don't know if anyone else has suggested this, but how about the Governor of Kentucky announce that he's going to D.C. to see Mitch McConnell in person to offer him best wishes for a speedy recovery?
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!”
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Based on what the White House says Trump’s weight is (supposedly 238), he should be banned as well.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/05/2026
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Just a personal opinion, but I wish people who write news articles would stop using headlines like “X number of things you should know about Y”. Please, just give me the straight facts. Your personal opinion of how many things I am able to grasp seems a bit condescending.
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Matt Royer 🤘🏼 @mattroyer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
America is full of so many stupid poultry fornicators willing to send their children to fight for the rich that I’m amazed we’ve lasted this long.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Just a sad observation that there will never be a 25th amendment move against Trump. His brain might be turning into mush but he and his handlers had enough sense to select a cabinet made up of the most craven boot lickers and a** kissers in history. So, as much as it should, it isn’t happening.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Just thinking that Pope Leo should seriously consider excommunicating Karoline Leavitt if she continues to make a mockery of the Catholic faith through her willful and constant lying as White House press secretary.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Just as in “1984”, Trump needs a “permanent” external threat to attempt distraction from his domestic failures. Venezuela one month, Iran the next. Anyone who questions this is called unpatriotic.
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Book Jawns @bookjawns.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC. Let me get this straight: Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds? Release the Epstein files.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
That Donald Trump can go to the National Prayer Breakfast and lie thru his teeth without being turned into a pillar of salt (or suet) makes me question the existence of God. There, I said it.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Nehls: I would like to quickly address the police officers from January 6th. And I can tell you that the fault does not lie with Donald Trump. It lies with the US capitol leadership team. Fanone: *Coughs: Go fuck yourself*
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
#Epstein #EpsteinFiles
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 13/01/2026
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just wondering if it was the Epstein files or questions about his health that made the people around Trump decide it was time to wag the dog.
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BLewis @blewis.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
This! Because the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts was named by federal statute (Public Law 88-260) and is designated as the "sole national memorial" to President Kennedy in the capital, it cannot be legally renamed solely by a board vote.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 10/12/2025
Brain swelling, which necessitates regular MRI’s, and tiredness are main side effects of the Alzheimer’s drug Leqembi, administered intravenously through the hand. — So, is Trump secretly taking Alzheimer’s medication?
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𝖢𝖠𝖳 𝖡𝖴𝖳𝖫𝖤𝖱 𝖲𝗋. @catbutlersr.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Been feeling this in my bones for over a decade. You?
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drosie.bsky.social @drosie.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Watching Jonathan Greenblatt of the ADL on MSNBC this morning stoke the fear that Mayor elect Mamdani will usher in a new era of antisemitism. Totally expected from someone who has been sucking up to Donald Trump.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I admit that I’ve only seen bits of Kegsbreath and the orange idiot’s speeches today, but they made me think of something one of Issac Asimov’s characters said in the Foundation series, that “Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.” These two are have shown they are supremely incompetent.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
If we are fortunate enough to have elections in ‘26 and ‘28 and take back our country, I wouldn’t be surprised if the personnel records of ICE are “lost” in an unexpected electronic mishap.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 17/09/2025
A painting of a bird beside the text "it isn't slander if it's true, you rat-fucking piece of shit"
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome
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AtlantaDon💙🏳️‍🌈💙🏳️‍🌈💙 @donshantajr.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 24/07/2025
South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Every day Democrats need to make it clear that practically everything that sucks in American life is the result of the Republicans. They aren’t your friends or colleagues or just folks on the other side of the aisle during a polite dispute. They are evil motherfuckers who are on your enemies.
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Daily Kos @dailykos.com · 29/06/2025
Comic ✏ by Clay Bennett Click here for more comics 👉 www.dailykos.com/blog/Comics
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Bernie to Dems:
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I must admit that lately there have been times I’ve considered subscribing to the #BrokenPost and #BrokenTimes just so I could cancel them the next day and tell them their news coverage sucked.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
As most of America shakes its collective head over today’s fiasco of Trump’s birthday ego boost, especially when compared to the massive turnout for “No Kings”, remember that his whole exercise in futility cost the taxpayers an estimated $45 million. Wish we could get it back somehow.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Can anyone can explain the difference between the main stream media and the walking dead? Watching some of the “performances” lately makes it difficult. Trump and his jackals lie openly to the MSM and all too often all we get in response is a blank stare.
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Malcolm Nance, Leading Resister @malcolmnance.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
PLEASE REPOST THIS CALL TO MARCH. What’s up with blueskys algorithm when I can’t break 300 reposts or likes?
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Let’s Go TACO! 🤣😂🤣
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 29/05/2025
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
This hits hard.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Trump’s assault on colleges and universities is straight out of Hungarian Victor Orban’s playbook. Get several of the major ones to fold and the rest will follow suit.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Jake Tapper and CNN have adopted an attitude best expressed as “Let them hate us as long as they talk about us”. Their desperation to try anything to stop their ratings demise is obvious. What else should be expected from a network that employs Scott Jennings?
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Willing to bet a very large amount that most of that 413% rise in “assaults” on ICE agents represent unarmed people attacking ICE fists with their faces and boots with their kidneys. Because these people are lying scum.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
One day soon it will sink into the minds of CNN that nobody really thinks or cares about their network anymore. They’ve morphed into basically a group of self important hacks trying to impress each other with their alleged insight.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Always keep in mind that whatever comes out of Trump’s mouth, it’s guaranteed to be 50% fabrication and 50% exaggeration.
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