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Cranky_Old_Timer

@eustacebagges.bsky.social
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There are days when, like the real Eustace, I feel like asking “Where’s me mallet”. Retired and living in a nice New England state. Finally embracing my inner crankiness.

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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 8h
While technically a robot, I believe Data identified as an android.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just keep in mind that that expression was used a lot in science FICTION.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
According to conservative writer Quinn Hillyer, who posted this in December 2019, "His folksy, exaggerated Southern-cornpone accent now is an affectation, mere political theater to stand out among the Senate’s bevy of stuffed shirts. It’s about as authentic as a cow in a camel costume."
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just go with everything Trump says is a lie.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Even though "Shrub" Bush mangled it, it is appropriate at this time to quote the full old refrain "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me."
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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A reminder that if you see someone stealing baby supplies in a grocery store YOU DIDN’T SEE A DAMN THING.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kegbreath is one step away from this.
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Patton: That's All - American Flag Scene
Alt: Patton: That's All - American Flag Scene
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He’ been told to FO many times already. Let’s just skip that and get to the D part.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For several months I have been waiting for Oprah to publicly express regret for ever giving this clown a nation wide audience. My disappointment knows no bounds.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This reminds me of a 4 year old trying to impress the adults in the room by showing how much he "knows".
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Between the “ballroom” with a bunker underneath it and now an arch with snipers and drones, could he make it any more obvious that he has no intention of leaving the White House House in ‘28?
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Manchin only represented one ‘centrist’ constituency as a senator: himself.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Now, if only these same people show up to vote.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
More appropriate for Trump: Orange Lantern Corps Oath What's mine is mine and mine and mine. And mine and mine and mine! Not yours!"
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If there was a drinking game for every time the Trump collection of A**holes (aka his "administration") blamed Joe Biden for their own stupidity, I'd probably be able to make it through until 2028 in an alcoholic haze.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Trembling Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head
Alt: Trembling Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Luke Skywalker: Delulu Is Strong With This One
Alt: Luke Skywalker: Delulu Is Strong With This One
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
She proudly displays a symbol of her faith while lying through her teeth. Irony shakes its head in disbelief.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Stephen Colbert: Fingers Crossed Hoping
ALT: Stephen Colbert: Fingers Crossed Hoping
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Somewhere in the Great Beyond, Upton Sinclair is shaking his head in disbelief.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Calling Cheung ‘Oddjob’ is actually an insult to Harold (Toshiyuki) Sakata; the actor, former pro wrestler and 1948 Olympic silver medalist in weightlifting who portrayed Oddjob in “Goldfinger”.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
An advocate of a form of "Lebensraum". Now where did we something like that before?
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
Alt: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The silence from the MAGA/GOP on this is frightening . Imagine their reaction if a Democratic President had adopted the same stance in a recorded interview.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You get tired of saying “if Biden talked like this …” because it’s obvious that the legacy media is either bought off (#BrokenPost) or too timid to state the obvious (#BrokenTimes).
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Can anyone name the last candidate that Carville "advised" that won?
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Is it my imagination, or do all of these announcements come over the weekend so the Trump grifters can reap the benefits of market manipulation on Monday?
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Not only the half assed “repair “ but Trump’s “inspection “ of the work by driving what looked like at least 8 cars on top of it made it a total screw up.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Douthat = Asshat.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Best he’s looked in years.😅
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Please note that Trump never denied the accusation, he only tried to deflect it.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It tries to look like Versailles but with absolutely no sense of style or taste.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Windsor Davies as Sergeant Major: Oh Dear
ALT: Windsor Davies as Sergeant Major: Oh Dear
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Thune will deflect Trump as much as he can since he hopes to be in the Senate after the stench that was Trump "administration" fades.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Just tell him it's safer than trying to touch a bald eagle.
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Donald Trump's Surprising Eagle Encounter
Alt: Donald Trump pulls back from an angry bald eagle.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Tell me you’ve never read history without telling me you’ve never read history.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Looks like Stephen Miller was put on the #BrokenPost editorial board.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
As I believe the song goes “Everything old is new again”.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Please, I'd take Tor Johnson as my senator over asshat Fetterman hands down.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Since she likes to flaunt her status as a “good” Catholic, she should know that her supporting this type of crap leads to an express ticket to a much warmer place.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The further away from the conflict, the braver the MAGAts become.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Mouxy Cotorep
ALT: Mouxy Cotorep
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey AIPAC! If you’re wondering why candidates you support aren’t doing so well, look at this clown.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Alex, I'll take "Talking through your hat" for $500.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Another reason why I stopped going to “Church “ years ago.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Don't know if anyone else has suggested this, but how about the Governor of Kentucky announce that he's going to D.C. to see Mitch McConnell in person to offer him best wishes for a speedy recovery?
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I swear to God, Beavis OR Butthead are smarter than the vast majority of Magats.
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Is there an interest penalty added to the initial $5M judgement against the orange "adjudicated rapist"?
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Cranky_Old_Timer @eustacebagges.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Would probably be palling around with Leni Riefenstahl.
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