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Kittie

@eureika.bsky.social
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I like stupid shit, kids toys and poetry in 23/89th septemeter.

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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Like what if all of my ocd ruminations come true about everything ever? Don’t reassure me, it’s bad for both of us *explodes*
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have gotten several of her plush items and they’re wonderful products!!
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Bunny @thecrankybunny.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pls listen, she's got a big beast of a drop coming on Friday I can feel it
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I think I am going to keep this account private and on here as a journal. Threads and other places were supposed to be that for me but they're too public and easy to scroll. This place is a ghost town.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I don’t have enough fucking aishas!
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Fucking pop up deleted my nicer post, LMAO oh well.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Not trying to! Asking for myself. Like, is there a cut off where it’s like “No!! You’re fully trans now?” Please forgive my ignorance, Im in the middle of a gender crisis! 💔
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
In case someone thinks this isn’t coming from a real place.
media.tenor.com
a transgender flag with the word rights in the corner
ALT: a transgender flag with the word rights in the corner
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Question: how non-binary can you be? Is there a sliding scale?
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
That whole system was really shocking, even for March weather. I hope everyone over there doesn’t have another system like this!!
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Learning to love yourself again is so difficult when you’re still trying to bury the old voices of others who told you that you were garbage.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
THERAPY IS BOGUS!! 😩
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Happy birthday my sweet nephew!! And happy anniversary to the sweetest mom!!
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
If I did not have a Yelp obligation tonight I’d be home asking you to come visit me lol
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Im sorry but she’s just so awesome!!
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Ok, cool fact in case you didn’t read the article. When measuring the inseam on an AMAB ski jumper, the inseam allowance makes room for their penis. If it’s larger at measuring time it means they get a bit more fabric. Even a small adjustment can add 5% more air time!!
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
AHHHHH My pink Aisha backpack from @jupy314.bsky.social came!!
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
GUESS WHAT STUPID ASS?!? YOU’RE HERE NOW AND YOU’RE HAVING A TON OF FUN!!
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
@jenkoz.bsky.social I can’t legally steal Meesh from you, but I am tempted.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I saw it on FB!
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Happy Halloween! 🎃 this year I’m dressed up as a cob of corn! (Covered in bumps)
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’m going in a trip in November and I’m worrying myself to death over it
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
@bsky.app I am truly enjoying nearly having hives every day. ✨
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
My sweet baby Cherry courtesy of @jupy314.bsky.social
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
My bmi is uh… haha it used to be a funny number.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I got my @jupy314.bsky.social cherry kitty plushie and it’s so cute!
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Putting myself through another shitty horror marathon.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
YES!!!
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It’s A-Ok (it’s not) They’re just being creative (They’re not)
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
As long as your eat doesn’t get hot
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Unbelievably based
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I’m not gonna waste any more energy on this Mormon wives show but holy fuck I hate Taylor.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Hey so, fuck that noise.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Listen up ex-Christians and ppl who have de-constructed. What is the most helpful resource I can consider. I have no interest in losing my faith but I have a lot of brainwashing to undo.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
lol I am so tired of trips to the hospital.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I just wanna be annoying about my interests with no backlash.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
They hold the phone in front of a hand dryer.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Threads is a fucking shithole, just like X. Holy shit it’s a mess.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The Paul Giamatti episode of Black Mirror kinda sucks.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
But not a *complete* idiot.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Gross. I truly sympathize
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
My cat just fuckin sneezed on my knees.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Good. He deserves good soup.
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
*hugs*
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I just made what is likely my last order from overseas for my micro small business and I’m literally so irritated that I’m likely to have to use Shamazon now. :/
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
But but, smoother skin!
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Hate oligarchs? Hate DOGE? So do we! The last word isn’t educated… #protest #doge #governmentoverreach #smallbusiness glitterngumballs.etsy.com/listing/1875...
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Funny DOGE Government Overreach Protest Sticker - Etsy
This Stickers item is sold by GlitterNGumballs. Ships from Fresno, CA. Listed on Feb 17, 2025
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Kittie @eureika.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
When I get high I think I’m the funniest person ever. Even if I’m blurting “MARSHMALLOW PEANUT”and “Popsockle!!!” And nothing else.
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