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zmeess [commissions open!] @zmeess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

commission for @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social, her Dragon Heist tiefling hexblade/battle master Risky Standard, and her sentient sword companion Cadillac! thank you for commissioning me 🩷 #art #DragonHeist #tiefling

digital thighs-up portrait of a person swinging a large sword with a grin on her face. she appears to be a young adult and has an athletic, muscular build with wide hips and shoulders. she has medium pink skin, darker pink very short straight hair, pink eyes with black sclera, pointed ears and small nubby horns growing from the top of her forehead. she is wearing a white tank top, dark cargo pants with a pink belt, and a black aviator jacket with a fur collar and a red patch over one of the elbows. her hands are covered with heavy black gloves. the sword she is wielding appears to be the size of a greatsword, with a wide blade and parrying hooks. its handle is decorated with a black and white checkered pattern, and there is a large red gem set into the pommel. the background is various shades of muted light mint blue, and the character is lit with a bright red glow emanating from the sword.

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

The African grey made his BOIIING noise so I said it back and he responded with my copy of his noise

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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong! Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness. Goku: Wow.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Minneapolis should press its momentum and demand not only withdrawal but start talking about the need for immediate reparations, loudly, with the total certainty that only winners have. "You have wronged us terribly and must pay recompense" and let them argue the second part.

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

god i cannot with all the cosplay guerillas like "shit has to get even crazier or it doesnt matter" like heyyyy i lived there for nearly a decade heyyyyy. hey that's my neighborhood where my friends live with their baby. fuck off

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

perhaps it's insufficiently general a strike for many posters but i'm quite proud

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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 07/01/2026

reminder that the concept of "bear witness" as in "gotta watch all the bad videos yourself" is a goofy byproduct of the video age, and would be absolutely inscrutable to most people before like the 20th century

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Kat Weaver @anoteinpink.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

a charming young man encourages you to read my & @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social's novella about another charming young man, who is not a bird, but turned into some birds one time ➡️ www.neonhemlock.com/books/uncomm...

a handsome green cheeked conure poses beside a copy of Kat Weaver & Emily Berglisen's novella, Uncommon Charm

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

is there a word for... cryptozoology but for would-be lazarus taxons. like for thylacine hunters

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

bert will coo at anything that could potentially contain peanut butter. he's standing in front of my jar of pectin like harrrrr hrrr whrrrrr mama please i want to be a gel

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Bert's key... he is going on an adventure to a magical kingdom

A green-cheek conure parrot with pale, mint-green plumage sits on a woman's hand. He holds a small gold key in his foot and mouths it with his beak.

A green-cheek conure parrot with pale, mint-green plumage sits on a woman's hand. He holds a small gold key in his right foot and mouths it with his beak.

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

at the wedding we attended i had the delight of telling my wife's polished, urbane brother that she has a hugo and seeing him shout she has WHAT

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

literal years of experience and i can't even get a form rejection for a part time circ position... sppl please

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

my serger isn't working, probably because there's pumice stuck somewhere, and i am going to have to explain to the repair person that it is because a small bird loves to sit on it and eat rocks

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

something that drives me very slightly mad about the popular perception of dungeon meshi as the zany feelgood comedy where everyone has a terrific time eating delicious food is that no offense to chef senshi but they don't, and also laios is basically a dude who's excited to eat expired mres

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

somehow after years and years of sewing i'd never driven a needle through my finger! until today :)

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

SOMEone is in a big molt and ate his double serving of chop already. its time to break out the broccoli bunch. eat up my featherchild

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

the strawberries. they've begun to Empinken

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

thats not good. they arent supposed to do that

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Well I'm quite sure the place I'm working is going to fold within the week so if anyone has a job they might give me. Hey

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prim 🌸 7.56 complete @primrosepaths.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

roleplay is a collaborative hobby that should prioritize communication and consent. however once you get very close to a writing partner it can actually transform into a masterful bought of psychological warfare and i think thats beautiful

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Kat Weaver @anoteinpink.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

hats are really great: the sequel

I have placed a toy on a conure's little head. he is wearing it like a festive hat

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

will 2025 be the year i make ada a booktok hit??? well i am not on tiktok... so no

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

dragon heist party is all early twenty-somethings or species equivalents and its conceptually so funny to me that they're having age-appropriate college grad crises in waterdeep while, canonically, honor among thieves and bg3 occur

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

if it has to be a holiday by god its time for afternoon coffee. i defy my good sense

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

bert is famous-- told the gals at the cafe i visit i was taking him on his first field trip on tuesday and they begged to meet him and feed him delicious fruits

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Bert has lost his first tailfeather!!!

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Posts of the creature being sexual in abundance but I've yet to see the vaunted hog

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

@shing.bsky.social hey, "a mending" is in the winter issue of Threads Magazine! :D i was super excited to see it

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

bald eagle at kowalskis. magnificent

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Kat Weaver @anoteinpink.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

b-e-r-t-o-g-o, you can take him bert-o go

green cheeked conure Bertie looks sweetly up at you while perched on his cage door

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Something inside me switched off last night and I thought oh, well, I can't do anything about this right now, so I will go and look at my bird

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

darkmatterbooks.co landing page for bookstore megs and i are starting is here. sign up 4 news

darkmatterbooks.co

Dark Matter Books

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 01/01/2024

couple nights ago we had leek/fennel/christmas lima bean confit and hOOOOHHHGH having more now with a baked egg

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 24/11/2023

My coat interlining shipped everyone clap…….. I traced off the side and center front for my toile, also clap… 500 more pieces to trace please clap for that too

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 05/11/2023

all the bouquet i could stand to carry in a rideshare home, stolen from the wedding of our beloved friend Annie

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

publishing has reached peak sprayed edges… we have ENOUgh spredges

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

sometimes i think it would be nice to drive a tap into my forehead so i could collect everything in my sinuses like it was maple syrup

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

ooouaaauauarrghhh uuoaoaoorgh uaaaaargh i got vac sine

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 21/09/2023

i luv looking at vintage sellers its always like SUPER RARE PLUS SIZE VOLUP ULTRA FATTY CHUNK 500XL SKIRT waist 3.5'' INCHES

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emily bergslien @eudaemaniacal.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

I will not be buying a $700+ antique sewing kit/revolver at this time but justifably I have not stopped thinking of it www.etsy.com/listing/1568...

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