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Eric

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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 2h
Republicans’ testicles don’t descend until they’re on the way out the door.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 2h
Pretty sure it’s the first they’ve heard of it. Of course they’ve been busy BLOWING UP SHIPS transiting the Strait of Hormuz, I mean the Trump Strait.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Paul Bunyon.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Comfortable handle with safety guard.” Excellent. That way you won’t cut your fingers of your knife hand when you drive the blade through your oyster hand.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No plan. No weapons. No command structure.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Originalists are like evangelicals: they twist the original words to mean whatever they want.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I went back after a couple of years. It’s propaganda and conspiracy theories.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The irony being that if you believe that, then you have one of the lowest.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Being”? Been, mf.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Horrible people frequently do have horrible thoughts.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Unfettered access to porn, in which young boys/men learn terrible lessons about consent and what women and men find pleasurable before the development of the frontal cortex has produced a generation of “men” who are an actual threat to women, much less ill equipped for real relationships.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ESPN 8 - The Ocho!
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Senator Folksypants. I bet he didn’t talk like that when attending Oxford. Asshole.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A child trying to be a man.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drunken child.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gee, you mean putting drunken children in positions of power isn’t a good idea?
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of my favorite renditions of the song. Prince is incredible and what he does with his guitar at the end is worth the price of admission in and of itself.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Titanium ovaries.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We’re soul bros.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Agreed.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What tough times? The White House PA system is blaring out “Happy Days Are Here Again” 24/7!
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While I disagree with some of her policy positions, I’m a fan. She’s obviously very smart and calls out a lot of BS. I hope to see her run - and win - for POTUS, but think ‘28 is too soon. Just my take.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m sorry, I was going to stop by your party but then I didn’t want to. This is a perfectly valid statement.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ahh, what the hell - just give ‘em the schematics.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A U-Boat maybe.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Or they could just buy the schematics and save the effort of the tear down. I’m sure Porkenfuhrer would be happy to sell them those.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Note to self: Invest in companies that sell large truck air filters in Iraq and Syria.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Setting the bar a little low.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Image is Kramer from Seinfeld when he pretended to be the moviephone guy.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They come when you call them? Badass.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I haven’t listened to terrestrial radio in probably 10 years, if not more.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The bar is pretty high. Only the absolute dumbest of people adorns that couch.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sister, I am totally with you. It’s behavior that is CRIMINAL, pure and simple. It’s repugnant to even to basest of moral codes. Let them write papers about how sorry they are from PRISON. This goes out to their parents: YOUR PARENTING PRODUCED THE VILEST OF SCUM.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good Lord I hope you’re right.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m just bummed that Porkenfuhrer didn’t name Lake Ontario after her. Lake Eurotrashhookerskank just has a ring to it.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time will tell is this is our “next” election or “last” election. My gut tells me it’s a toss up.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vacuous billionaire is also an illegal immigrant.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It kinda sucks that people don’t pay attention til it hits their pocketbook.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Curiosity: How many of them use those pics for their Grindr profile?
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can’t remember which countries it was, but the leaders of two countries for whom Porkenfuhrer claimed to have brokered a peace deal were heard on camera jokingly saying how grateful they were to have their peace brokered. (They were shaking hands, laughing and clearly joking.)
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Infinite universes produce infinite results.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bob’s second job at a horse stable introduced novel solutions.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Timing patterns are subject to a certain qualification: both parties must know how count.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Respectfully, I *somewhat* disagree. You’re focused on the first 2 words, they’re focused on the last 3.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Next up in the news: Insurers file class action suit against homeowners policies who’ve filed no claim. The ridiculously idiotic arguments made by the administration bring something into crystal clear focus: They’ve dismantled public education because idiots are so f—g easy to sway.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tip drills!
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love that movie. An all time fave.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PUBLIC OFFICIALS SIGNING NDA’s **FOR ANY REASON** SHOULD BE IMPEACHED IMMEDIATELY. END OF F—G STORY.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When Porkenfuhrer promised FOR THE SECOND TIME to take care of China, I had no idea he was talking about fellating and reacharounds AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Those examples prove the award is well deserved. Congratulations.
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