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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Image is Kramer from Seinfeld when he pretended to be the moviephone guy.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Having followed you for some time I am convinced that you are a polymath and clearly have pretty diverse interests. But this post has a certain vibe…
Image is a picture of the original cast of the original Little House on the Prairie.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@scalzi.com Am loving this! I’m about a quarter of the way through and having trouble putting it down.
Image is the cover of John Scalzi’s book Starter Villain.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You sitting down. There’s one thing about the Black Wall Street attacks that is very telling: They dropped firebombs on house owned by Black people and then shot them when they fled.
Image is a map of killings of Black people by police of lynch mobs.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“It’s clearly going down despite it continuing to go up”. New math.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Begging the question: Which frickin’ part of Shaq does this taste like? 🤔
Image is a picture of a sports drink package that reads “Exclusive Shaq Flavor” that I saw at a store.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sir, the new machine that chops the vegetables is accumulating a kind of dusty slush of the vegetables it chops. What should we do? Bake that shit. And tell products, packaging and advertising to get the f*** in here pronto.
Picture of a package of “veggie snaps” I saw at a store.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Also made me think of this. Internet classic.
Image is from a story in which a man took home a cat he thought was his lost cat but it wasn’t and his cat returned two days later and the two cats look extremely similar.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Image is a still from a British skit show where one Nazi asks another, “are we the baddies?”
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“She was asking for it. They’re ALL asking for it.”
Picture of a goat.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’ve never thought along these lines nor thought about her along these lines, but it’s true. Side note: This is a picture of Dolly in the 70s. “Jolene” came out in 1973. I REALLY want to see a picture of Jolene.
Dolly Parton in the 1970s
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Image is a pic of Robert Hayes in the movie Airplane sweating profusely while trying to fly the plane.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sterling Archer from the animated series saying: Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love this one.
The image is a quote from Denis Leary about racism, which reads: “Racism isn’t born, folks, it’s taught. I have a 2 year old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.”
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Live AIS as of 11:23CDT.
Screen shot of AIS website showing the Strait of Hormuz.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Screen capture of Lucille Bluth of Arrested Development saying “it’s one banana Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?”
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How the f would Senator Folksypants* know? *”Senator Folksypants” was coined by Stephanie Grace at the The Times Picayune-States Item-Advocate-NOLA[dot]com or whatever it’s called. I can’t fine her handle or I’d insert it here. She deserves all credit for that epic nickname.
An image of the cover of LA Sen John Kennedy’s book “How to Test Negative for Stupid” which is not a solution he knows anything about.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Beaker from the Muppets.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
“No, I’ll take his punishment.” Anyone remember this?
A picture of John Belushi and Dan Akroyd in the SNL skit “The Raging Queen”
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Porkenfuhrer’s favorite lies are so easily disproven. It’s a bizarre facet of his dishonest and obviously declining mental state.
The image is a screenshot of a tweet with Trump proclaiming he predicted an wrote about Bin Laden a year before the attacks on the Twin Towers.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
From Twixxer…this ad is a joke, right?
The image is a banner from Twitter for Temu and features a shipping container as an above ground pool. The top is removed and a deck is built up to be level with the top of the shipping container pool.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m sure this will work out just fine. Someone thought to themself “we could bring the disgusting-ness of a cockroach underwater”.
Image is a screen capture of an article in New Scientist magazine with a headline that reads “Diving suit helps cyborg cockroaches breathe underwater“.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
What was the middle thing again?
Otto from A Fish Called Wanda
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Uhhhh, I’m not so sure about that truce you got there Norm.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
ProTip: If there’s still shooting, there’s no truce. Morons.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Weigh ins always look like gay weddings.
Random pic of 2 guys at a fight weigh in.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The concept is extremely simple: when someone tells you who and what they are…believe them.
The “we are all domestic terrorists” sign at CPAC a few years ago.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Respectfully, they aren't attempting to do anything...they're doing it. There are free apps that show you AIS data from ships. This is a screen grab from Marine Traffic of the ships in and around the Straight of Hormuz at 8:30p CST 3/3/2026
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
As Melanoma pretends to be a smart person at the UN I'd like to remind y'all of something. Republiphiles screamed about how Chelsea would work at a second Clinton WH. With Porkenfuhrer we got Ivanka, Jared, and now the First Escort. Here's the fun part... 1/2
Melania Trump's "I don't really care, do you?" jacket.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I'm sorry but are these numbers from the Trump administration? If so, why would we think for a second they're accurate? www.wsj.com/economy/jobs...
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
He creates competing pressure systems. It's genius, actually.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Dude just described the Republican party on Jan 6.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Funniest s**t I've seen in a while.
It's a fake white house post saying that farmers can find tariff relief if they're teen daughters participate in a white house intern program.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Any who DIDN'T or DOESN'T think Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz AND the MAGAts aren't racist af has been woefully inattentive. One tiny example: All Black Medal of Honor winners are scrubbed from official sites but white guys aren't? Fookin' Puh-leez. Use the Google to look up Dory Miller. 1/2
Screen capture of a headline and blurb from The New Republic. It reads: Trump’s War on Black America Isn’t an Accident—It’s a Strategy
Lisa Cook, Kamala Harris, Black mayors—the pattern is obvious. But the best way to attack Trump’s racism is to tie it to his other hatreds.
By Perry Bacon
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
A Wendy's is southeast Louisiana has some dark zen going on.
A Wendy's sign that reads, "misfortune awaits lucky you."
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
But…RFK Jr himself said we shouldn’t listen to experts.
Screen capture of RFK Jr saying “trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy.”
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Said the asswipe in a cult…
A pic of, and quote from RFK Jr, in which he says “We need to stop trusting the experts. Trusting experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it’s a feature of religion and totalitarianism.”
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
So Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz has already killed the people during the pandemic from not taking said pandemic seriously, and the Capitol Police officers killed and rendered to disability status when he sent his cult after them and now there's this fuckface dismantling health. My question...
Screen grab of RFK, Jr. on FOX "News" talking about the shooting in Minneapolis.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Must be Tuesday.
A social media post extending tariff suspension on China.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Thought we did that...like...a while ago.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The only person NOT in this picture, living or dead up until this pic is Micheal Collins. The sum total of humanity except him is in this picture.
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Welfare queens and kings are statistical unicorns. Don't buy into it. MUCH more money is lost on say - Medicaid fraud by Republicans. Also see US Senator Scott (R-Floriduh)
I made is of a couple that stole $205 million through Medicare fraud and Trump commuted their sentences.
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