Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026PUBLIC OFFICIALS SIGNING NDA’s **FOR ANY REASON** SHOULD BE IMPEACHED IMMEDIATELY. END OF F—G STORY. 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Something that genuinely surprises me is that there seems to be very little insanity fatigue on the right. One would think SOMEONE would read a headline like this and say "Wow, EVERY problem is some wild ass conspiracy thing." www.newsweek.com/videos/tommy...newsweek.comTommy Tuberville Claims ‘Many’ Pilots, Flight Attendants Are FurriesDuring a speech on the Senate floor, Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville claimed “many” airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part... 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@scalzi.com Am loving this! I’m about a quarter of the way through and having trouble putting it down. 100
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Begging the question: Which frickin’ part of Shaq does this taste like? 🤔 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sir, the new machine that chops the vegetables is accumulating a kind of dusty slush of the vegetables it chops. What should we do? Bake that shit. And tell products, packaging and advertising to get the f*** in here pronto. 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Has the bombing of the Saudi pipeline been confirmed or refuted? 010
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I live on a boat. I’m not giant but a little above avg on height. And I’m a spaz. So I hit my head ALL the time. I had a dream that millions of years from now, aliens archaeologists come to Earth and discover my remains, one of them commenting, “Hey Glarp! Come see the dents in this skull. 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Those firefighters that pulled Porkenfuhrer from the rubble? Total assholes. 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s called stolen valor. It’s disgusting. There is no uniform for the civilian commander in chief…end of story. 010
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026@sweetstella.bsky.social So sorry to hear of your sister’s passing. Your family is in my heart. 020
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You have to love the whole “Iran’s military capabilities are so depleted that Porkenfuhrer snuck out of Turkiye on a different plane and let staffers and press stay on the bait plane” vibe. Guess we really showed them. 140
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Setting: 1.9 - 1.8 million years ago. Somewhere in Africa. One Homo erectus dude turns to another and says “you know, it sure is hot af here”. Viola - human migration begins. 020
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026How the f would Senator Folksypants* know? *”Senator Folksypants” was coined by Stephanie Grace at the The Times Picayune-States Item-Advocate-NOLA[dot]com or whatever it’s called. I can’t fine her handle or I’d insert it here. She deserves all credit for that epic nickname. 020
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026All the hearings and news coverage lately makes clear one critical fact - it’s a good thing Trump fired Fauci. Hold on, I’m being handed a note… 011
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Porkenfuhrer’s favorite lies are so easily disproven. It’s a bizarre facet of his dishonest and obviously declining mental state. 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 20/07/2026If, as an American, you do not feel humiliation at “President” Trump’s behavior on the stage with the Spanish team, there is something deeply wrong with you. 020
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026@scalzi.com Read and greatly enjoyed “The Last Colony”. Thanks! 010
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today. We listed our favorite Powerpuff Girls - he’s team Buttercup, we discussed the 4 noble truths of Zen Buddhism, he gave me a new loan to work on, and then challenged me to snatch a pebble from his palm. I don’t think he knows how Zoom works. 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 08/07/2026For the love of Pete - can someone tell me why the goal was nullified? (Egypt v Argentina) 010
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I’m sure this will work out just fine. Someone thought to themself “we could bring the disgusting-ness of a cockroach underwater”. 010
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026It’s completely rational to expect 14.5% of the US population to attend. 010
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026ProTip: If there’s still shooting, there’s no truce. Morons. 010
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Netanyahu suckered/forced Porkenfuhrer into the Iran War and Hegseth is turning it into the Crusades 3.0 Hegseth is more dangerous than Porkenfuhrer because he thinks he’s a warrior for God while Porkenfuhrer clearly is just in it for himself. He’s making a fortune on pardons alone. 111
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026The concept is extremely simple: when someone tells you who and what they are…believe them. 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026BREAKING Iran announces its plan to cripple the American economy: Do absolutely nothing. Let Trump do it. 020
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026What I’m concerned too many people might not realize, is that our entire government is compromised. Putin runs the White House, Republicans in Congress follow Porkenfuhrer off of any cliff, and they’ve installed many judges that are wholly unqualified and we must assume many are on the take. 1/2 120
Reposted by EricNCMEC @ncmec.org · 04/03/2026MISSING: 13-year-old Jazelle Vigil was last seen in Greeley, Colorado, on Feb. 20, 2026. Have info? Call NCMEC at 1-800-843-5678 or the Greeley Police Department at 1-970-350-9600. 01217
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 02/03/2026As Melanoma pretends to be a smart person at the UN I'd like to remind y'all of something. Republiphiles screamed about how Chelsea would work at a second Clinton WH. With Porkenfuhrer we got Ivanka, Jared, and now the First Escort. Here's the fun part... 1/2 110
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Odd that Republiphiles are constantly saying that this person is gay and that person is trans and yet they have a big gathering and Grindr traffic surges in that place. 🤔 010
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Turns out "it's to cleanse your palate" doesn't mean what I thought and I owe a waiter a HUGE apology. Like, a gargantuan apology. 010
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Misplaced the date for the launch of this year's War on Christmas ™️. Can someone remind me? 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 24/11/2025The law is heavily reliant on notification. If you don't want the monkeys to have cigarettes and lighters, put a frickin' sign up like you did about not feeding them! Anyway, I've been banned from the zoo. Again. 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I loaned my bone conducting headphones to my girlfriend. They have like 2 or 3 preprogrammed voice outputs, like "pairing mode" and "battery - high". My girlfriend gave them back to me and the voice outputs are now in Chinese. This doesn't surprise me whatsoever. 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Any who DIDN'T or DOESN'T think Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz AND the MAGAts aren't racist af has been woefully inattentive. One tiny example: All Black Medal of Honor winners are scrubbed from official sites but white guys aren't? Fookin' Puh-leez. Use the Google to look up Dory Miller. 1/2 110
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 01/09/2025A Wendy's is southeast Louisiana has some dark zen going on. 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Hanging banners with pictures of Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz. Soooo un-cult-like. 000
Eric @ettinger.bsky.social · 28/08/2025So Porkenfuhrer von Shitzinpantz has already killed the people during the pandemic from not taking said pandemic seriously, and the Capitol Police officers killed and rendered to disability status when he sent his cult after them and now there's this fuckface dismantling health. My question... 100