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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 46m

hot sauce on my white valentino shoes??????? WHAHAGAHWGAHWGAHWGHA

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 55m

according to my shirt, just two sets of piu is enough before i go home

extremely sweaty selfie of me wearing a shirt that reveals "YOU CAN GO HOME NOW" as i sweat

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 1h

I had sooooo many questions but did not want to get into an argument with someone who clearly wasn't going to have an actual discussion with me, like if you don't wanna be driving downtown WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS AS A JOB 😭😭😭 i wanna cry

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 1h

i'm sorry was i supposed to call you when you accepted the ride and give you a disclaimer that im going downtown in case you didn't feel like it like why do i need to deal with people like this outside of work?? have i not had enough

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 1h

just got picked up by a lyft driver who looked at the destination and said "you're going downtown?? you didn't tell me that!!" (first of all what the fuck) and then started interrogating me on why i would need to go to cn tower on a tuesday, like he's groaning because he doesnt wanna go downtown

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 2h

really don't wanna be judging the looks of the trump cabinet out of everything else evil but seriously why do so many of them look like alan cumming messed with their clay models a bit like in spy kids 1

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 3h

japanese school flick? check team building exercises?? check PRECISION WALKING?? oh im already part of the cult

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maddie raspberry ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 5h

cloud’s identity crisis 🐥 #ff7rebirth

FF7 comic
Aerith and Tifa holding shopping bags, chatting “that was so fun!” “What a great day”
Cloud, slightly upset: “did you guys go shopping without me?”
Tifa, befuddled: “what are you talking about? You were the the whole-“
Tifa: “time…”
Tifa and Aerith look over to realize they went shopping with a Chocobo

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 5h

she's not convincing anyone,,, including herself

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 19h

PEAR* jesus christ am i high

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 20h

to be fair the pair was damn freaking good (cooked in butter with disaronno and cranberries), i did have an orgasm actually

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 20h

(barges into the balcony) ethan you would have an ORGASM if you had this pear i need to have a quick smoke and get back to this pear you have no idea what is coming i have TWO minutes max maybe thirty seconds i cannot waste a SECOND (proceeds to talk about how she got the coffee mug for 15 mins)

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Anthony @kirbycheatfurby.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

here's my recreation of it

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 20h

who wants dessert i think it's time for dessert, why not some pear with butter, or some chocolate milk, or BOTH. i need to clean this dish right now i cant look at it can you look at it guys? i just can't look at it i think we should do a round of bubbly who wants some bubbly, did i tell you about-

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 20h

i made love to baby brussel sprouts tonight (or brussel twinks if you will)

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 20h

i would like to use this opportunity to announce that i am currently with child

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 20h

gave my boyfriend's mother a puff of the blunt and she's like a kid on 17 milkshakes right now

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 22h

it makes me wanna go on the autobahn and absolutely go ham on my sportscar and i dont even have a license

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 23h

fuckin love eurobeat it almost makes me wanna believe europe is real

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 23h

my music taste is whatever music is linked with high speed racing for some reason (eurobeat, rally house, dnb)

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 23h

i do not understand how people are walking around in winter parkas when it's 25 degrees out and i'm sweating in a slutty tshirt

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 23h

*doing the drag queen finger clap thing*

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 23h

it's giving thanksgiving today

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

if someone says i didnt see the sign im gonna confiscate their eyeballs for being useless

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

trying something new today while i wash mugs in the back

a big cardboard box saying "ring for service" with a smiley face and an arrow pointing at the bell

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

that's what i'm saying!! it would have been like 'what's the thc on it' "get the fuck out of my house"

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

ok THAT i totally understand lmao

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

communist* but you know what spelling it wrong that way kind of feels more in tune to this guy's vibe

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

we have just for laughs gags playing on one of the tvs for people to watch while they're in line (and people love it!) and one guy told us that it's comminist propaganda

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

seriously why are wasps so interested in my MOUTH when im smoking a joint like is it the resin?

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

could you just imagine people pre-legalization showing up to their dealer's house asking for an exchange or a refund

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

oh,,,my,,,,,may i please come over and gobble up those muffins

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmm

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

told myself i'm not gonna play pump it up back to back and purposely didn't pack gear, so now i gotta go home first after work before heading back out to the arcade like who was i kidding

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

sorry this is mine im so embarrassed rn

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

every time i hear the term CRM i shudder

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