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i cant help but wonder what kind of meetings the jet2holiday marketing team is having these days

something about my spatial awareness today is slightly tweaked wrong because i keep bumping into corners and knocking shit off shelves, like abnormally a lot today

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 8h

that is unfortunately sold out "i'm a long time customer" and just like that! your dedication and loyalty helped manifest the product in front of our eyes,,, amazing,,,

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 9h

like i'm not being crazy right?

a pink preroll container resembling a small vibrator

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 11h

the purge but it's only for me and i get to punch anyone in the face

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 12h

waiting for shipment at work and finally did the thing My 9 albums #my9albums www.my9albums.com/s/PPOBBJNnli

9 albums that define me:
dance mix 95
tahiti 80 - wall paper for the soul
franz ferdinand - you could have it so much better
the ting tings - we started nothing
wonder girls - wonder world
f(x) - pink tape
lady gaga - chromatica
madonna - confessions ii
rebecca black - age of the exhibitionist

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 14h

you need to stop smoking weed and get your brain scanned

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

if you think i post too much you should see how many times i type something out and then erase it throughout the day

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

my boyfriend's pet peeve is when people have a GINORMOUS picture of their face in their e-mail signature and it's incredible how many people with office jobs are completely unaware that their face in the email is the size of africa

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

thought about making an alt to dump my thoughts whenever i'm depressed and the very idea of it was too depressing

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

(smirks) what are you gonna do, fuck me???

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

crazy busy day despite boss freaking out about the construction killing business, and my voice gradually went from slightly husky to completely cracked and inaudible

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

with the construction going on there are sooooo many anti-bicycle people yapping when i never asked, and each time it's sooo clear that these people are unable to look beyond their own perspective and experiences "who needs bike lanes when you bike like 3 times a year?" not everyone is YOU susan

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AHHHHHHHHHHHHTOBER BECAUSE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

sometimes people walk in and you can literally see their last two brain cells flickering and about to go out

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

hear me out: chastity cage with an unlock mechanism like this:

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i will be participating in slut-tober followed by slutvember and slutcember

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

i love him so much

me and boyfriend with our cheeks together smiling. we look cute.

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

are birds okay with being shit on?????

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

zooming home to fuck up the leftover curry in the fridge, it stands no chance

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i love visiting woodbridge on my day off

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

did not expect to wake up to a voice message from father who i have not heard from since 2014

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what i really need in life is a 24 hour hongkong style food joint within walking distance

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

is it weird to be really happy with the life i cultivated and at the same time be really sad?

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ended up coming home with two cheap bottoms

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i got sass from my coworker and shit from my boss today and neither of them were warranted or had anything to do with me

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

work has no business stressing me the fuck out 30 minutes before i leave for my weekend

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

there's a pothead who comes every single day, meaning he's seen me 5 days a week with blonde hair for the past 2 weeks, and TODAY he goes "wait,,,, something's different about you" and i'm like... my hair??? and he goes "oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

TORONTO parents letting their little kids zoom around in TORONTO in their e-scooters is such irresponsible parenting, also these idiot kids don't slow down passing corners at all it's such a hazard

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dance of the clones @danceoftheclonez.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Castro Street Fair San Francisco CA late 1980’s (from an unscanned archival photo set) Photography by Crawford Wayne Barton Courtesy GLBT Historical Society San Francisco

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dance of the clones @danceoftheclonez.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Photo album scans of Houston social group ‘The Wolfpack’, a gay social group circa early 1990’s Photo albums courtesy Bruce Chambers Scans courtesy JD Doyle via Houston LGBT Archives

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

on coffee number it is one of THOSE days

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PT Klein @ptklein.com · 28/09/2026

The absolute anxiety of being a gay guy and having someone remote into your computer

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

another free drag name: bywonget winfrey

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the polite "we're in a simulation" guy has been coming by once in a while, and he's so pleasant and polite each time. he says even though i am part of the simulation he will treat me with kindness just in case he's wrong, which.... is so reasonable??? i'm confused but i like this guy

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

got hotpot flavoured pringles and bamboozled again,,,, it was pringles flavoured

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

subtly hinted to the boyfriend that i want a specific apparel for our upcoming anniversary (i.e. i showed him the product and said "THIS is what i want") so i am pretty sure he is going to get me nothing of the sort

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

old people will give you the randomest facts completely unprompted "have a nice day!" MY GIRLFRIEND IS 68 AND STILL GIVES THE BEST BLOWJOBS!!! ALL GUMS! "....ok have a good one!"

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

my boss has been going down a spiral about the ongoing city construction and how business is down (naturally), and he's having us keep the front door propped open to "drive more business in" but the only thing he is driving is "me insane"

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

work is an uninterrupted stream of customers today, fuckin exhausted

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

so many straight guys have the handwriting of a TODDLER (not even joking)

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👟Ethan🌿 @ethantastic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i go on grindr the same reason why i stop by the value village once a week on my walk home: just in case i find a cute top (which i usually don't)

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