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@ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social
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I dun’ told you once you son of a bitch, I’m the best there’s ever been.

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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Get in there Lewis! #F1
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I can already tell you I’m excited for Germany’s entry. #Eurovision
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Dreaming dream machine dreams. #calisthenics #fitnesssky
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Oh my god! Pierre Gasly has been here! #F1
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It’s taken a long time to work up the courage to come out over the front! #calisthenics #fitnesssky #frontlever #backlever
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
So glad to have #F1 cars back on track.
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Once this ball starts rolling it will pick up speed fast apple.news/AANqOs820T2-...
apple.news
This could really take off: robots join staff at Tokyo airport — The Times and The Sunday Times
They do one of the least glamorous and most unappreciated jobs in the modern world. They are the victims of back injuries and the object of endless complaints about lost and damaged belongings. Now Ja...
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
…and I’m done. #calisthenics #planche #fitnesssky
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Morning Neighbour. #calisthenics #FitnessSky
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
But aside from that, how was the dinner?
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I don’t understand why anyone would want to learn to do this, but learn it I shall. #calisthenics #lsit #tentfingers #FitnessSky
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fuck. I look *jacked*. #calisthenics #FitnessSky #sorrynotsorry
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Need to even out those tan lines. #calisthenics #humanflag #FitnessSky
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It's been months since I've had this bar out of the garage. I had to learn how to set it up and use it all over again. #calisthenics #FitnessSky #muscleup
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It’s a different kind of flex. #calisthenics #lsit #FitnessSky #flexfriday
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It’s that tight horn section backing him up, echoing his every lyric. They don’t make bands with horn sections like that anymore.
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I just love the image of Melania walking back into the residence yesterday after her address and being, like, “Right, that’s that all taken care of!”
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Planche overbalance entry, unlocked #calisthenics #planche #FitnessSky
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Laura Grace Weldon @lauragraceweldon.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
image from inside Artemis II

text: i need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one's late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like.
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m not crying, you’re crying. #shrinking
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ok, so let’s be 100% clear on this: Iran won. apple.news/AyDFTu3VQTZm...
apple.news
Iran Tightens Its Grip on Hormuz Despite Cease-Fire — The Wall Street Journal
Trump demanded opening the strait. Tehran’s Revolutionary Guard is limiting ship traffic and charging tolls
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/04/2026
Whoa 🤯 The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...
[alt text by NASA] The Moon, seen here backlit by the Sun during a solar eclipse on April 6, 2026, is photographed by one of the cameras on the Orion spacecraft’s solar array wings. Orion is visible in the foreground on the left. Earth is reflecting sunlight at the left edge of the Moon, which is slightly brighter than the rest of the disk. The bright spot visible just below the Moon’s bottom right edge is Saturn. Beyond that, the bright spot at the right edge of the image is Mars. Credit: NASA
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This feels like a massive, flouncing toy throw from the organisers of Wireless. Why did they book him in the first place? Why didn’t they get the message when sponsors dropped out? Why didnt they start making contingencies when it started to become apparent he might not be allowed in?
bbc.co.uk
Wireless Festival cancelled after government stops Kanye West entering UK
The rapper, due to headline the London festival in July, has been criticised for a series of antisemitic and pro-Nazi comments.
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hip hip hip hooray. #calisthenics #abs #FitnessSky
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It’s funny because I look at pictures of myself doing this and I’m still not sure it’s actually physically possible. #calisthenics #planche #fitnesssky
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy First Contact Day! #StarTrek
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
On the downside, he might actually start WWIII, on the upside, it puts us right on timeline to develop warp drive in 2063 #startrek
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
There is no ceiling. #handstand #calisthenics #fitnesssky
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Aobther day, another deadline. TACO. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Trump warns he’ll ‘reign down hell’ in 48 hours unless Iran opens Strait of Hormuz
President’s latest threat against the Iranian regime comes as the search for a missing U.S. fighter pilot continues after an F-15 was shot down
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I work for Sky, so we have *literally* every channel and every streaming service that is available in the UK. Including HBO Max and one that only shows reality shows. Yet despite this my wife only ever looks at the first 5 channels before announcing that there’s nothing on TV.
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Can’t wait for the gammons to get hold of this and skip right past the line, “It is a product of British lobbying in the 1970s” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Marmalade to be rebranded in post-Brexit food deal
The breakfast favourite will be legally renamed when Britain aligns with new EU labelling rules.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Can’t wait to be able to get outside again, that ceiling is distracting! #calisthenics #handstand #fitnesssky
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I still vividly remember the sense of confusion and betrayal that I felt when I discovered that Hoover also made washing machines
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We are Go for launch. Full Send. #ArtemisII
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Listening to my 10 year old talk about her latest #AdoptMe trade and realising how I must sound to my wife when I give her a detailed playback of my round of golf.
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Bluesky desperately needs hashtag autofill
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Anyone who has a problem with the way Nala Ake sits in her chair needs to speak to their therapist about their unresolved control issues. #startrek #starfleetacademy
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If only we’d know ahead of time. If only someone had said! Oh, yeah, wait; they did say, and we did know.
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Live that roll out to back lever Calisthenics #FitnessSky #FitOver40
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
EJECT, EJECT, EJECT! calisthenics #fitnesssky #fitover40
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Out of Gas is one of the best episodes of television ever made, anywhere. I will not me taking questions on this point. #Firefly #SciFi
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Even after training for over 20 years I still think it’s hilarious when your CNS hasn’t caught up to your strength and you find yourself trying to gently crack an egg and ending up obliterating it. #gym #fitness
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I’m absolutely loving the new #F1, drivers are getting to grips with it, the racing is excellent, and I’m not sad about Antonelli leading the championship either.
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Brilliant race! Great result! I’m not mad about that at all! #F1 #ChineseGP
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Shame about the McLarens but this has been a cracking race. #F1
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Oh, for fu…. Men are the *worst* apple.news/A7BKuN0J4STO...
apple.news
Men covertly filming women at night and profiting from footage, BBC finds — BBC News
The BBC went undercover to investigate an industry where women are filmed at night without their knowledge.
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Huh, so the main UN body on gender equality is working on an agenda contrary to US interests? Welcome to Gilead. apple.news/AWr25WCtjTaa...
apple.news
Trump withdraws US from 66 international organizations — DW
Among the agencies targeted are the UNFCCC, the parent treaty to the Paris Agreement, the IPCC and UN Women.
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G. @ethanheadlongjr.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Can we stop referring to people like this as “hikers” and start calling them “fucking idiots”? I think the world would be a better place if we started being honest about just how stupid some people are. apple.news/A46VpijOgS-m...
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Rescued hikers in trainers and joggers ‘wouldn’t have survived night’ — The Times and The Sunday Times
Two hikers who were rescued from Britain’s second-highest mountain in minus 15C temperatures were found wearing jogging bottoms and trainers. The men, who are in their twenties, had set off at 6pm on ...
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