Reposted by Ethan GundersonI’m a Ghoul’s Girl @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You should be allowed to leave work early if the vibes are off 26610
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 28/08/2026Taking my kid to a Tame Impala concert tonight and I can only assume this will be me.static.klipy.comJon Hamm JonhammALT: Jon Hamm Jonhamm 020
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 19/07/2026Spending $400 to save $10 by not having to purchase another poorly done 3d printed thing for my kids. 001
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 18/06/2026Working with my 8 year old on designing a game to teach him how to type has been a good counterpoint to LLM induced anxiety and dread. 161
Reposted by Ethan GundersonElixirConf @elixirconf.bsky.social · 15/06/2026⚡ Metrics. Traces. Telemetry. Learn how to instrument Elixir applications and build a stronger observability foundation with @ethangunderson.com and Zack Kayser. A practical training focused on understanding and debugging production systems. 📍 In-person only: Sept 9 elixirconf.com 021
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 12/06/2026So far, Fable is the only model to take my "reply to me like you are Carmy from The Bear" comment in my Claude file seriously. However, it does not pick up on my The West Wing references. So, there is still room for LLM improvement. 010
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 08/06/2026I needed a world map for a project. Asked Claude to render one. I wish I didn't. 000
Reposted by Ethan GundersonPeter Ullrich @peterullrich.com · 25/05/2026🚨 Update hackney 🚨 A **bunch** of vulnerabilities I reported in hackney were just disclosed. Please upgrade to 4.0.1 ASAP. I know this is gonna start dependency hell so please take some time for this. Please RT for reach. #ElixirLang cna.erlef.org/cves/cna.erlef.orgList of Issued CVE’sThis project handles the CVE Numbering Authority (CNA) for the Erlang Ecosystem Foundation (EEF). 43023
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 04/05/2026I really don't remember the last time I had a workday that wasn't interrupted by a third party incident of some sort. Time to refresh that XKCD. 000
Reposted by Ethan GundersonTyler A. Young ⚗️🧑🏻💻 @tylerayoung.com · 28/04/2026This post from @josevalim.bsky.social is such important context for anyone trying to evaluate the performance of LLMs. They're super useful in lots of cases! ...but they're absolutely a hindrance in many others. nitter.net/josevalim/st... #ElixirLangnitter.net 2122
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 27/04/2026Today I was reminded of one of my favorite pages on the internet. wiki.c2.com?PokemonExcep... 020
Reposted by Ethan GundersonBernie Michalik @berniemichalik.ca · 18/04/2026My not so humble opinion in dealing with Security Architects and Spdcialists over four decades is that many hold users in contempt and do not care that their products and solutions are painful to use. 0252
Reposted by Ethan GundersonAccented Cinema @accentedcinema.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026) 167159104778
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 18/04/202639 seconds into the Clojure documentary and I can already tell that this is going to be amazing. 031
Reposted by Ethan GundersonCorey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 03/04/2026I’m nostalgic for the days when the grift was behind closed doors. 36412
Reposted by Ethan GundersonPeter Ullrich @peterullrich.com · 25/03/2026Thanks to the increased productivity with AI, we can finally spend more time in Scrum meetings 3221
Reposted by Ethan GundersonAndrea Leopardi @whatyouhi.de · 16/03/2026I just released a lil @elixir-lang.org library for generating docs about telemetry events from structured data. Love me some telemetry events but they're often an underdocumented aspect of libraries. hex.pm/packages/tel... Feedback welcome 👐hex.pmtelemetry_docsGenerates Markdown documentation from structured telemetry event definitions. 2265
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 07/03/2026Tired: AI won't take your job, but someone using it will. Wired: AI won’t take your job, bad management decisions wrapped in an AI trench coat will. 000
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 06/03/2026When Claude writes test first: HAHA YES THIS IS GREAT When Claude goes off the rails, spits out code, pretends tests don't exist: Listen here you little shits. 010
Reposted by Ethan GundersonDima Mikielewicz @dimamik.bsky.social · 04/03/2026OpenAI published a repo to orchestrate AI agents built primarily with Elixir (96.1%): github.com/openai/symph... #elixirlanggithub.comGitHub - openai/symphony: Symphony turns project work into isolated, autonomous implementation runs, allowing teams to manage work instead of supervising coding agents.Symphony turns project work into isolated, autonomous implementation runs, allowing teams to manage work instead of supervising coding agents. - openai/symphony 3225
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 02/03/2026One of these days a bloom filter is going to be the solution to my problems. Today is not that day. 010
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 18/02/2026My 7 year old introduced me to the phrase "chicken nuggets for brains" and I've never had a phrase enter my daily usage so quickly. 110
Reposted by Ethan GundersonArizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’” 16687693799
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 03/02/2026Ripping a Lilo & Stitch cd so I can put it on my iPod while waiting for Claude to finish a task is apparently something I do in 2026. What a weird timeline. 000
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 01/02/2026Labels not including track metadata on newly manufactured CDs has to be some of the laziest shit I've seen in awhile. 110
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 15/01/2026Buying physical media every time I read an article on AI written by three LLMs in a trench coat is a fun new way to play "markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent". 020
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 09/01/2026Claude Code has greatly decreased the amount of time it takes me to go from idea to abandoned project. 270
Reposted by Ethan GundersonFred Hebert @ferd.ca · 19/06/2025A long known irony of automation is that as you automate the most frequent (and easy) cases first, people are left to handle both increasingly rare *and* challenging situations, with less practice. 23212
Reposted by Ethan GundersonMatthew J. Brown @mjb.bsky.social · 16/06/2025If you didn't like content written for SEO, boy are you gonna hate content written for AI. 2274
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 12/06/2025Hugs to whoever at Cloudflare is dealing with this outage. I do not envy you right now. 010
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 11/06/2025Are any of you aware of an ActiveRecord Elixir implementation? 100
Reposted by Ethan Gundersondan sinker @dansinker.com · 24/05/2025We're living through the Who Cares Era, where completely disposable things are shoddily produced for people to mostly ignore, while the government stomps its uncaring boot on our necks. But there's an easy way to fight back: Care. I wrote about it: dansinker.com/posts/2025-0... 431358415
Reposted by Ethan GundersonMike Zornek, looking for work. @mikezornek.com · 07/05/2025🚀 I’m seeking Elixir contracting opportunities in the 15–32 hours per week range. #ElixirLang ✅ Team Leadership 🤝 Staff Augmentation 🧪 Testing Enhancements 📚 Documentation Refinement 🔧 Technical Debt Cleanup 💜 Mentoring Background and client testimonials: mikezornek.com/elixir-consu...mikezornek.comElixir ConsultingFreelance software developer/consultant. Focusing on Elixir, Phoenix, teaching, and mentoring. 143
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 06/05/2025Looks like I'm going to be a Laravel developer for the next 6 weeks. What's some cool shit that I should know about? (I know nothing about Laravel or PHP) 220
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 30/04/2025Only a few hours left to submit something for ElixirConf 2025. I want to speak, but my brain isn't coming up with any good ideas. What do you want to see me talk about? #elixirlang 000
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 20/04/2025ngl part of me really enjoys that being polite to chatgpt also costs the company money. 010
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 16/04/2025Never have another CVE in your application with this one weird trick. www.csoonline.com/article/3963...csoonline.comCVE program faces swift end after DHS fails to renew contract, leaving security flaw tracking in limboMITRE’s 25-year-old Common Vulnerabilities and Exposures (CVE) program will end April 16 after DHS did not renew its funding contract for reasons unspecified. Experts say ending the program, which ser... 000
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 12/04/2025This is good timing with my desire to get back into Rails and Ruby again. It will be like getting coffee with an old friend. 043
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 24/03/2025My Whoop when I sleep for 12 hours from jet lag.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie has his mouth openALT: a man in a suit and tie has his mouth open 010
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 22/03/2025It's absolutely infuriating when a product says it will integrate with your calendar and then you find out only if you use Google Calendar. 020
Reposted by Ethan GundersonSamrat Man Singh @samrat.me · 20/03/2025Phoenix now comes with DaisyUI. Looks like a great addition for non-designers(like me) #ElixirLang 43510
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 17/03/2025In our upcoming Elixir instrumentation book I was really struggling to think of a custom metrics reporter that would be worth having the reader implement. ChatGPT really came through on some good to great ideas, and then some unhinged ideas that I also want to make happen. 😂 020
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 06/03/2025Hey good news! The Split.io Elixir SDK I worked on last year is now generally available. github.com/splitio/elix... #ElixirLang 031
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 22/02/2025Day two of vibe programming with Cursor. I don't get the hype. This is...terrible. The model regularly gets lost in my file system, fails to use its own internal API, overwrites existing things like migrations, outputs half completed modules. Is this thing an iPhone 4? Am I just holding it wrong? 120
Reposted by Ethan GundersonВуйко @mothersbrother.bsky.social · 14/02/2025[106, 117, 115, 116, 32, 99, 104, 97, 114, 108, 105, 115, 116, 32, 116, 104, 105, 110, 103, 115] 😆 011
Ethan Gunderson @ethangunderson.com · 13/02/2025This is dangerously close to entering javascript wat territory. iex(9)> [1, 2, 3] [1, 2, 3] iex(10)> [123, 2, 3] [123, 2, 3] iex(11)> [123] ~c"{" 330
Reposted by Ethan GundersonDave Lucia @davelucia.com · 13/02/2025TV Labs has been going through a major growth period onboarding multiple customers (some big, some small) in the last 3 months. @honeycomb.io has been an invaluable tool, helping us isolate dozens of issues. Read my post on how to get started if you're not using it 👇 davelucia.com/blog/observi...davelucia.comElixir Observability: OpenTelemetry, Lightstep, HoneycombHow to integrate your Elixir application with Open Telemetry to make it observable in Lightstep and Honeycomb's reliability platform 2123
Reposted by Ethan GundersonGerman Velasco @germsvel.com · 12/02/2025I was recently perusing the Phoenix codebase (as one does), and loved how `Phoenix.Logger` handles its own telemetry data to log statements. It's brilliant! It centralizes logging so you don't have duplicative `Logger` and `:telemetry.execute` statements!👇elixirstreams.comElixir Streams |> Log through telemetry! 🤩Elixir and Phoenix tips, courses, and more. 0123