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Charlie Shain

@eternaleyeroll.bsky.social
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The GOP is a clear and present threat to the national security of the United States. Mets till I die.

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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 12h
LaGuardia is pretty empty tonight.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 13h
He’s so full of shit. Internal conflict and how it affects performance is one of the most talked aspect of every sport on the planet. Has he heard of the fucking Mets?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been saying this forever. Goddamn it, I like beer and sports and bikinis and BBQ’s and July 4th, mom, apple pie, and baseball. I cry at Saving Private Ryan, same as every other red blooded American.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Mets fan is headed to Milwaukee this weekend to lend whatever juju he has to the Brewers and his Wisconsin buddies.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who hasn’t gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The sky is orange in New York City, like REALLY orange. If it happens tonight, imma find religion.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe I’m old fashioned, but don’t show up to a job interview with sweating cup of iced coffee, what the hell is the matter with people? Walk into the building with it, but don’t bring it in to the actual interview. Next we’ll be arguing over whether a firm handshake matters. It fucking does.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, loudly proclaiming that people only like Breaking Bad because it has a “white boy anti hero protagonist” means I don’t take you seriously, at all. Go peddle that shit somewhere else.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good for the White Sox.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bibi is staying at a hotel just a few blocks from my work. I’ll give him the finger if I get a chance.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know I’m an east Coast liberal elite and all that, but surely the “real” Americans are aware that Panda Express isn’t what actual Chinese people in China eat, right?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, this. “The Dunce”. He has defiled the office, he has defiled everything. I despised Bush, but I called him President Bush when speaking of him. This thing doesn’t get that respect, and I basically have no respect at all for Bush.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What the hell is the “Lesbian Bar Story”?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The people who did this must be intensely shamed, publicly.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For all this discourse about AI, my experience with it has been underwhelming, to say the least.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Only Nixon could go to China.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jesus Fox, what’s up with the wrong audio?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@nypdnews.bsky.social the person driving this car is a dangerous lunatic who tries to pass people on one lane streets.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
-- 229,000 pothole repairs (up 27% from last year) -- speedbump installations up 25% -- tree planting up 61% (55,000 total) -- bus lanes installation more than doubled (5.5 miles to 12 miles) -- residential curbside collection met its annual target for the first time in 21 years (3 months to spare)
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don’t forget revenge. We want payback.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My grandfather had polio. He was lucky, one leg was just a little shorter than the other for the rest of his life. These people are monsters.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If and when these animals face the bar of justice and god willing are convicted, I say we bring back striped convict uniforms and chain gangs. Just for them.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The party of “personal responsibility” strikes again.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’d agree with this, although her recent overtures towards the MAHA lunatics was very disappointing.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is great, but when Grassley complains about him “not respecting his chairman” the answer should have been “you’re damn right I don’t”. Otherwise, this is perfect and exactly what we’ve all been screaming for from Dems. Visible, justifiable rage at these pigs.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think everyone just wants Trump to go away, Republicans included. My fantasy is millions of regular GOP voters just not voting, all over the country, handing seats in both houses to the Dems that weren’t even considered possible. Like enough to impeach AND convict.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not a bad way to spend the night. Welcome home, Pete!
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Packers just fell apart.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching football on CBS all day, and not once has 60 Minutes ever said what the stories would be tonight.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m confused, I feel happy after the Jets played?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Does CBS have any non cop shows anymore? 😂
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He looks like one of those kids the Nazis forced to fight in the last few months of the war.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Donald the Fenian, huh? 26+6=1!
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@ems1944.bsky.social this is a good one. 😂
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Uber offering me a ride that gets here in 6 minutes instead of 7 for an additional $5 is insane. Who the hell would take that?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If the Marlins had any fans, I’d ask them how they like them apples.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is spot on
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is funny, but why would you not want to offend Trump supporters? You should be making their lives difficult in every petty little way you can imagine.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Imagine my savings if I was smart enough never to pay rent or utilities or go to the supermarket. I’d be rich!
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Good god Mt Sinai, what the fuck is your problem. Can I change my birth hospital somehow? Disgusting.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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John Miller Shoots Tank in Saving Private Ryan
ALT: John Miller Shoots Tank in Saving Private Ryan
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I once read that he disliked baseball and that made me sad, because I always liked his dad. This is cool.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They have to be made to understand that kicking the can is a worse option.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bobby Jr has the chance to do the funniest thing…
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lex Luthor has thoughts on charitable foundations.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That’s a big 10-4, buddy.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bingo
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I need a national politician to refer to DeSantis as a “thieving homunculus”.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m convinced. Crush the Secesh, God save the Union.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What’s the word for when you you despise it when right wing assholes decry any criticism of Israel as antisemitic, but you also want to bitch slap pretty much every leftist who opens their stupid traps about it, because you know they hate Jews just as much as Cletus.
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