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Charlie Shain

@eternaleyeroll.bsky.social
2K followers 363 following 7.4K posts

The GOP is a clear and present threat to the national security of the United States. Mets till I die.

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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 1h
What you want is lynch mobs. Just say that.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 2h
I would go all “Falling Down” on a friend who texted while sitting next to me in the theater.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 15h
That’s what I’ve been hoping for.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 17h
“Beautiful” Nassau County. 😂
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 19h
They’re all so goddamned dumb.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You’re right. I hated it.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah, but was his refrigerator running?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hell, that still would utilize insurance companies. Medicaid plans in NY generally go through Blue Cross.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That’s a future me problem.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The first Wonder Woman pissed me off. Oh really, in November of 1918, French civilians are fleeing a German attack. REALLY????
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We all saw him checking Mamdani out.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Give em hell
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Since they’ve broken so many laws, it’s not a bad assumption.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I work in a medical office, and charging interest is a disgusting practice.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good luck with that.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How does one even crack down on asexuals? Force them into sex?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Greeks fucked him up something good, too.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She doesn’t seem particularly put out by his death.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What’s your ethnic background so I can throw some slurs at you to make you feel at home?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yep
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A drink recipe that requires actual cooking seems a bit much.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m actually a young Gen Xer
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m sure they’re buying the blow, too.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hahahaha, haven’t been there in ages, but have had good times there.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like a kid pulling a girl’s ponytail.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In other news, I have a beautiful bridge for sale in Brooklyn.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He blocked me like 2 years ago for making an inoffensive baseball joke. Still don’t know what that was about.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don’t blame the Latvians for him. 😜
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you can’t understand why a politician running for office in SC has to speak differently than a candidate in a more liberal place, then you’re hopeless. You don’t actually want to win, you want to scream into the void. Do that all you want. Muted. Another chump.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It may not be the trick to winning, but it’s a prerequisite.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jesus
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Uggh, you’re boring. Muted, and I get the last word. Chump.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s South Carolina, numbnuts. Get a grip on yourself.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m sorry, what? That’s like forbidding me from screaming at the tv. It’s a fucking computer, not a person.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A true inheritor of Quisling, how impressive.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Such a joyous day.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Yankees losing will always bring me joy. I am a small, petty man, and I’m fine with that.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ha!
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tisch, huh? I wonder why they object to a person named Tisch?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I definitely do. 😜
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The best defense they could think up was that Sylvester Stallone did an interview on their morning show?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sox have the mojo.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Badgers were very good to me yesterday. 😜
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel nothing but disgust when forced to listen to a rote rendition of God Bless America. Fuck you, your faux patriotism doesn’t move me.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wisconsin sporting events require a strong liver.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don’t forget all the war crimes.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unexpected trips to the vet are so fun. My little dirtbag stuck his nose in a rat bait station and got to get his stomach pumped. They told us all they found was a gnat. 😜
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LaGuardia is pretty empty tonight.
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He’s so full of shit. Internal conflict and how it affects performance is one of the most talked aspect of every sport on the planet. Has he heard of the fucking Mets?
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Charlie Shain @eternaleyeroll.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a lame retort. You’re not worth remembering. Muted, and I get the last word. Chump.
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