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I play mtg. I watch sports. That's PRO BOWLER GARDNER MINSHEW II TO YOU

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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember in early high school not realizing that people often posted song lyrics as an expression of their feelings. I thought we were just posting lyrics of songs we liked.
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh God Dylan Lee
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the braves win on top of that jags win after what's been an overall good day/good weekend, I might not ever come down from this high
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ray Kerr Jersey sales through the roof rn
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn Dylan Lee really got taken out behind the shed huh
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Give me strike 3
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There is no need to show us the Harper Suarez home run replay
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Austin draw a walk pls
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This must be so infuriating to watch as a Phillies fan. I have seen the braves do exactly this a million times (face unknown opener who then throws 6 shutout innings)
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey you. Yes you. If you're reading this, don't forget that I hate you and you're the worst person in the world
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh jeez I thought that was out and we were toast
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They just keep hitting Austin huh
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the stranger plays you'll see
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time for us to say "maybe Austin Riley is back"
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Being with me near airplanes must really suck cause I'm just yelling "THERE'S A MAN ON THE WING OF THE PLANE" at every opportunity
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If this gets to overtime we might have 10 ots
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everyone else: wow this is an exciting game that highlights everything we love about college football! Me, an intellectual: this game is a prime example of why college football sucks
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ole Miss looked unstoppable until they needed to do anything other than 3 and out
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm torn between LSU needs to stop at 44 out of respect for Jayden Daniels or they need to stop at 81 out of respect for Kobe... Cause 80 feels within reach
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Having a foam gun fight in space; call that astro nerf
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I know these are high school freshmen but the concept of hearing you're going to read Oedipus Rex and asking "what's it about" is deeply funny to me
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are we sure that the cy young race is over
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Man what a game from Chris sale. Just an absolute stud performance from an ace
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Leadoff triple with freeman betts and muncy up and he gets out of it. What a game
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lol my friend who told me I deserved to be fired is really mad that I'm not unabashedly supporting her after she got fired
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This license plate ahead of me says "GODFAVE" and I'm very confused. Are you gods fave? If so why not drop the e for an s after God? If they plate was already taken then maybe you just should concede title of God's fav to whomever nabbed that plate before you.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 15/08/2026
"Got mental problems? Addicted to obscure substances? Paid too much attention in histoy class? I'm Warren Zevon, and you may be entitled to some bitchin' rock music"
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Say what you will about flock cameras, but at least they are showing us that the real criminals were the police all along
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Tyler mahle: Frontline ace
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No one is happier to see the braves leaving the Yankees than my girlfriend. Every time Spencer Jones came up, I'd put on my best counting crows voice and belt: SPEN-CER JONES AND ME!
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Conservatives are such sad pathetic people, with nothing to suggest they are good other than the number of times Mr Special Boy has said their name
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Getting to show someone firefly for the first time is great cause they're always like "and how did this get cancelled immediately???" We're all trying to find the guys who did this
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Forget about the curveball Ricky... Give him the heater!
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Told Lady friend I thought she might like Stardew valley, despite the fact that she isn't really a video game player. She bought it on her tablet and has been playing a LOT since she installed it. I don't even have to help her, she just goes and has a good time. It truly is a great game.
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wiley Ballard coming in hot with the Potter puppet pals reference
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don't remember if I've said this here before or not but man I love when people are like "oh no I don't like x food" and then I make it for them and they're like "oh maybe I've just never had it made right"
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This world cup has been incredibly fun and exciting and has thoroughly cemented soccer as the absolute worst sport I've ever watched
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What this final is telling me is that Cape Verde should be here
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Used a new shaving cream brand today and maybe it was just a lucky shave but I had way less skin irritation and no nicks for the first time in like forever
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 16/07/2026
"Civilization was a mistake" — me when I stay up too late playing Civilization
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I'm amazed that my dog just let me eat a chocolate donut completely unmolested. I was sitting right next to her on the couch too and she couldn't be bothered to wake up and beg. I guess without gf around, she knows she's not getting anything
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am getting older etc, and I think it's partially because of how "well" it's aged but man People Live Here makes me cry in audio form as well a through music video
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Man my girlfriend is talking about marriage with me. Wow it feels so good to have someone I really like at my partner
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is this diarrhea outbreak just another plan to own the libs because real conservatives don't eat vegetables?
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I have drank so much water already this morning. Life is good. Love water
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I was in fact just talking with my dad about how I don't really love soccer that much, EPL is just the only sport you can watch at 7 am on a Saturday morning
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Went to an art museum (high museum in Atlanta) and gotta say man, art is so cool. The way it's just all constantly in conversation with all other art and has evolved through time is amazing. Also it's a good reminder of how laughable it is to suggest that it's possible to make apolitical art
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hot take: Alexei lalas actually provided a valuable voice during the US run. Soccer players love to either glaze Europe and 1-3 South American teams, and hem and haw about everyone else, but his bravado of like "don't be so whiny, just win the game" was in fact actually good
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etbabuser.bsky.social @etbabuser.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm totally in agreement with the desk people that all this stutter step nonsense is too cute by half. Just pick a spot and kick it
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