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@estinien.gay
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i'm old and i'm tired, don't be a piece of shit

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70smexi.bsky.social @70smexi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NOOOO DONT TURN ME INTO AETHERFLOW NOOOO OOO O #FFXIV
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Parker @estinien.gay · 11/10/2026
this homer ass scream had me in actual tears
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KokoArt @kokokoart.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Domesticated and well trained🥰 #hellsing
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Parker @estinien.gay · 11/10/2026
finally watched project hail mary, what a good fuckin movie
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Puni @punnybuni.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it's fitting #ffxivart
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PunchElf ((comms open)) @punchelf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey friends, I'm in the hole again, so I'm breaking the glass and opening the emergency comms!! I'll only be taking 15 orders this time, so get yours while slots last! ko-fi.com/c/acc2cb9b94
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emily "sunny" whaley @whalewithay.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
yellow pikmin are my favorite
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've decided to start writing dark twisted erotic fantasy. From these excerpts you can see its the kind that's maybe even a little too dark and twisted for some, but I guess you could say that, like my protagonist, I'm not like other girls.
"I feel nothing being with you!" I say in defiance.

"Your body says otherwise," he says. As an example, he points to my hands, which I hadn't realized were both giving a thumbs up.

"Traitorous thumbs," I say under my breath. "Crap. Fuck. This sucks."

I shove my hands behind my back so he can't see them, but then he starts doing this evil sex move where he thrusts even faster and they start applauding so he can still tell I actually like it anyway."Perhaps a night in the gaol will make you less defiant." He snarls with his sex mouth. At first I thought he had said "jail" because that was how he pronounced it, because that is how that word is pronounced and also it has the same meaning, but I didn't know that because I had only seen that version of the word written down. Or maybe I had heard it spoken but every time I did I had assumed they were saying "jail." There's honestly no way for me to know.

"Its pronounced GAOL!" I shout back, nowhere close to the correct pronounciation. Like, not even remotely on the map with that one.The Prince aimed his bonewand at us. Not the Bonewand that turns people into bones, but the bonewand, which is unrelated and uncapitalized. The one that shoots bones. 

Sharp bones pierced poor Wingwind, shredding his semitendinosus, his brachiocephalicus, his sternomandibularis, and his registertocontinueusingfreehorseanatomydotcom. As we fell from the sky, the valiant pegasus turned his head and spoke to me.

"My lady, you must live. No matter what happens, no matter what degredations you face, you must live. Even if the degredations get kind of sexy, you must live so that you can find love, feministly. Even if its with a guy who at least kind of sucks, you must do this."

"Holy shit, you can talk?" I said."Do you ever worry that the confines of our imagination have made actual intimacy impossible? That we merely seek to replicate the same failed dynamics we grew up surrounded by, in roles we slide into out of entropy rather than any real connection we feel to them, only now with elaborate pageantry we've constructed in order to feel empowered instead of debased?" He asks me, making me a bit uncomfortable since he's now talking about feelings like some kind of gay or one of those girls that I'm different from.

"Wuh-oh! Sounds like someone's got a case of the grumpies that can only be solved by doing some kind of crazy sex kink! Like, maybe a new kind of missionary, but one where I'm on my tummy." I retort.

For a moment I think he's about to cry but then at the last second he sternly nods and begins taking off his pants.
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Parker @estinien.gay · 06/10/2026
sending political action texts when i didn't sign up to receive them should be a felony. firing squad.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Parker @estinien.gay · 06/10/2026
LMAOOOO
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Parker @estinien.gay · 05/10/2026
that hot springs clip. barret. they look heavy king, do you need me to hold them
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Parker @estinien.gay · 04/10/2026
she's usually photogenic but sometimes...
A small blonde dog lying on a large grey and white dog bed. One of her legs is hanging off the bed and is on the floor.
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Parker @estinien.gay · 03/10/2026
miss lucy
A small blonde dog is looking up with a vacant expression on her face. Her ears are lying back and her bottom teeth are slightly visible.
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waaaaaaa @hexkeys.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
XIV women week day 5 - shadowbringers by your sacrifice, a warrior born... i will show you no mercy, and expect none in return! #xivwomenweek #ffxivart
an illustration of cyella/cylva from ffxiv.
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Parker @estinien.gay · 02/10/2026
real and true
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Parker @estinien.gay · 01/10/2026
omg LMAO
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Parker @estinien.gay · 30/09/2026
someone said "shantotto the rap god" one time in a windurst raid and my friends and i haven't stopped thinking about it since
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy ✈️ BLFC @bageltiger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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fwoshy @fwoshy.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
estinien #ffxiv #ffxviart
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c-dra ➡️GATEway FATE 200 @cdra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
m'lady 🧎‍♀️
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
VPN bans are a direct response to age-verification. Legislators are frustrated that people are getting around their surveillance, but rather than rethink their strategy, they're doubling down and banning VPNs. Fight the Flock-ing of the internet.
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Parker @estinien.gay · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.
ALT: Michael Jordan: Stop It. Get Some Help.
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Parker @estinien.gay · 25/09/2026
armed fantasia got cancelled this is a terrible day
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nothing hits like the horse
screenshot of: me apologizing for being cranky enough to say "I already saw the thing you're pointing me at," the disc horse bot saying "Playing Halo 3 is inherently white," the person I apologized too saying "I hope you feel better soon," and the horse saying "I'm here you fuckaas bitch" with a picture of Uranus branded fudge.
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Parker @estinien.gay · 23/09/2026
i'm crying this is so funny
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sue @akujikisue.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ギドサン
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c-dra ➡️GATEway FATE 200 @cdra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if this looks familiar to you, it is in fact a redraw of my old estinien art! 2022 ➡️ 2026
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i like men 🇸🇻🇵🇷 @ Gateway Fate | B-day 10/20 @ilikemen.heliosphe.re · 11/09/2026
ko-fi.com/workingelezen My legal case is going to mediation. It will be around 8,000 dollars. I am not going to ask for all of that, so I once again will remind you that I have a ko-fi you can support me with.
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Parker @estinien.gay · 21/09/2026
the inherent hypocrisy is not lost on me since i am posting on the controversy of the day but let's chill out
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Parker @estinien.gay · 21/09/2026
CONGRATS!!!!!
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Parker @estinien.gay · 21/09/2026
give the character house dev some grace and also give some grace to people who were worried...we gotta quit assuming the worst in everyone man. also a reminder that sometimes it's better to not give your two cents on every topic right away.
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Sundown @sundownageha.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know Estinien turns into a lobster under the sun, I just do. #FFXIV | #FFXIVArt | #Estinien | #Blender | #Render
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Parker @estinien.gay · 19/09/2026
my favorite trip hazard
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FreakInASheet @freakinasheet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Archbishop Thordan VII has been gifted a massive draconic orb and honestly not now massive draconic orb
Edit of the photo of Pope Leo XIV receiving a massive green orb, hastily photoshopped to replace him with Archbishop Thordan VII from Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward, and the orb with an eye of Nidhogg
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Parker @estinien.gay · 18/09/2026
i'm sitting in a work conference like this rn thank you
static.klipy.com
Lizard's Hilarious 'He He He' Laugh
ALT: Lizard's Hilarious 'He He He' Laugh
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Sarama Burwani @ hey there's a spider on your back @saramaburwani.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a tiny bit of the goatse guy’s anus embedded in every image and video frame, forever
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is immediately going into my vocab
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Parker @estinien.gay · 16/09/2026
KJLAFDL;KJADFSKLJ 😭
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Parker @estinien.gay · 15/09/2026
hell yea duke's mayo is the only mayo i allow in my house
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Parker @estinien.gay · 15/09/2026
oh lord, it's a mystery
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Io @io-game.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Ysayle doodle #ffxiv #ffxivart
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Parker @estinien.gay · 15/09/2026
who saved this... @rmnaut.bsky.social? 🤨
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Parker @estinien.gay · 15/09/2026
LMAO
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Sundown @sundownageha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sapphic hours with Cahciua and Shale, feat. them dranks, yo. #FFXIV | #FFXIVArt | #Viera | #Elezen | #Blender | #Render
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