Reposted by a trash heap . a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 22/09/2025 102
Reposted by a trash heap .ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 22/09/2025THEY HAD TO KICK ME OFF THE NOSE NUZZLING STAGE YEARS AGO. SAID I HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE. 151
Reposted by a trash heap .ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 21/09/2025// all my accounts are multiship but i genuinely can’t see it happening on this one just because he is so married to tenna. sorry……… 021
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 21/09/2025* ( tinny, staticky, broken sigh ) 110
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 21/09/2025* ( suddenly perfectly coherent ) IS THAT THE KING 021
Reposted by a trash heap .ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 21/09/2025To The Man In Charge: GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!! Urgently, Spamton G. Spamton 121
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 21/09/2025ii sure h hop ot!! ! * ( crooked antennae twitching just slightly. ) id ddon' t think kso, ,though. do ' orry about m me . 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 21/09/2025* ( trying to do the classic tenna whispering to the camera pose but he creaks really loudly and has to sit back down ) M MmY KNEES s 110
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 21/09/2025i i ii feel lik 'm missi ing s ssometh ing .. . 110
Reposted by a trash heap .Kris 🍎 @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · 19/09/2025* You couldn't find it. * Y o u c o u l d n ' t f i n d y o u r h a n d. 02322
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 30/08/2025y yy'think s0mebody' sttalki out me .. . ? * ( silly little smile. ) 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 30/08/2025] if you ever need a translation for the gaps / glitches in his speech just lmk ❤️ i know sometimes it gets pretty fucked up 100
Reposted by a trash heap .☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 14/08/2025So... this "World Wide Web" I've heard about... Does it involve spiders? 021
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 13/08/2025. .. . . * ( he's kinda quiet at that. not entirely sure how to respond. so instead, he just watches spamton, his head slightly tilted. ) 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 12/08/2025w well, ii— * ( he frowns a little. it's hard to argue with that—they both know he's right. he watches spamton wring out the fabric. ) .. . wha at's s swrong wi at?? 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 10/08/2025* ( frowning all indignantly. ) c' c 'course iwould!! ! c'mon, i' ot s somekin r!r!! 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 10/08/2025h hey! i'dt tellyouif someth ike that h ha appened! 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 10/08/2025we 'rein "waterf fall", it c can' e too s surprising. 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 10/08/2025* ( guh. poor sopping wet cat. ) th hanks, spam.m. 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 10/08/2025* ( he moves over to spamton, eyeing him. ) 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 10/08/2025* ( struggling to squeeze some of the water out of his damp suit with his one hand. ) 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 04/08/2025] hm .. inchresting to post here ... 330
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 03/08/2025] currently pet sitting for geese . utterly soaked 020
Reposted by a trash heap .ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 03/08/2025// i know this quote has been beat to death at this point but it really is them. sorry 111
Reposted by a trash heap .☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 02/08/2025- Who's gonna take care of me? - Uh, excuse me? You don't think I'm gonna take care of you? - But when you die...? 032
Reposted by a trash heap .☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 02/08/2025You say I'm a dreamer... we're two of a kind, both of us searching for some perfect world we know we'll never find. 032
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 03/08/2025well, gee. .. . th at's real s sweet ofyou, kiddo .. .! 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 03/08/2025ahh, c' c'mon!! it' ream come true!e! ican't n NOT owe ya! 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 03/08/2025yY YESSSSS.!!! !! * ( coughing ) .. . ... . thanks,s, kid! i ioweya on1e!! 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 03/08/2025HEY .. .!! gget me upt there ne ext time!!! 000
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 03/08/2025s somebody getthis kid on sta age STAT. 000
Reposted by a trash heap .ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 03/08/2025To: Human Child ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS? SHOW STOPPING. MIND BLOWING!!! I’M GETTING CHILLS, FOLKS!!! 033
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 01/08/2025tha at's whati say wh i stub my t toe! 020
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 01/08/2025] ? Sorry guys i fell dead asleep at like 7pm yesterday evening and i just woke up 110
Reposted by a trash heap .ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 31/07/2025To the esteemed residents of the Underground, GET READY HERE COMES THE MOST SPECIALEST TV EVER IF YOU DON’T CHEER AND CLAP FOR HIM ILL ᝰᏪຊING BLOW THIS WHOLE DUMP UP Sincerely, Spamton G. Spamton 011
Reposted by a trash heap .maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Really? You can't hear it? It's been ringing nonstop all day. I find it... very distracting. I wonder if it's a church. Maybe a wedding, or perhaps a... 011
Reposted by a trash heap .maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 31/07/2025The sound of the bell has been unusually loud today. 021
Reposted by a trash heap .: || P”E”ZZA FREAK . @cynicalfeline.bsky.social · 31/07/2025// ugh. finally finished this. that tookk a long time. 132
Reposted by a trash heap .ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 31/07/2025( clambers up him to sit on his shoulder )media.tenor.coma woman in a black shirt and black pants stands in a kitchenALT: a woman in a black shirt and black pants stands in a kitchen 121
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 31/07/2025what gives. h how ami the least fuc ver tenna 120
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 31/07/2025] falling back on this guy today actually . ut!tenna save me 010
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 31/07/2025y youknow all things co idered at least tmy life is p pretty simple 140
a trash heap . @esteemedtrashheap.bsky.social · 31/07/2025hee h ee .i'm thefriend. me it 'sme i i'm the f friend 030