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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Dear Royal Guards I’M JUST A LITTLE BIRTHDAY BOY COME ONNNN

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

To ALL residents of the underground, EVERYONE BEHAVE!!! THE QUEEN IS HERE!!! I’m Watching You, Spamton G. Spamton

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

!!!!! ( puffed up like a startled cat ) ( ….. as much as he can be, with his perpetual dampness )

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

THEY HAD TO KICK ME OFF THE NOSE NUZZLING STAGE YEARS AGO. SAID I HAD AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE.

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

P.S. THE KING KEEPS ASKING ME TO TAKE LETTERS TO THE QUEEN AND IT’S JUST KIND OF SAD AT THIS POINT SHE DOESN’T WANT YOU BUDDY

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

I’M GONNA WORRY ABOUT YOU ANYWAY, SILLY!! MAYBE WE OUGHTA TAKE IT EASY FOR A COUPLE DAYS.

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

// all my accounts are multiship but i genuinely can’t see it happening on this one just because he is so married to tenna. sorry………

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

To The Man In Charge: GET THIS KID ON THE MAIL ROUTE, STAT!!! Urgently, Spamton G. Spamton

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

// me every time castor posts on uttenna

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

WOAH, WHO THE HECK ARE THOSE HANDSOME FELLOWS?

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

To all citizens of the Underground, NO MAIL TODAY. PAIN’S TOO BAD. Regretfully, Mr. G. Spamton

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

THAT’S USUALLY WHAT IT MEANS WHEN YOU SNEEZE OUTTA NOWHERE. THAT, OR YOU’RE GETTING SICK. ( suddenly more serious ) YOU’RE NOT GETTING SICK, ARE YOU? Eagerly awaiting your response, Spamton G. Spamton

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

YOU’RE WELCOME, BUDDY. WONDER WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

To the right honourable Mr. “Ant” Tenna, BLESS YOU, HONEY! Love, Spamton G. Spamton

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

FEELS LIKE YOU NEGLECT YOURSELF SOME DAYS. ( a gentle pat on the knee. he moves, takes the other pant leg and wrings that out too. ) YOU COULD STAND TO BE A LITTLE MORE SELFISH.

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

HEY, HEY, HEY!! DON’T SAY THAT! YOU WERE TRYIN’ TO— HELP? ( seeing her laugh, he figures she’s okay enough, and starts to chuckle himself. ) ….. MAN!! WE’RE HOPELESS, HUH?

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I NEVER SAID YOU WERE A LIAR!!! JUST, YOU KNOW! ( drops his sleeve. he takes one of tenna’s pant legs in his hands and bunches that up next, wringing it out. ) YOU DON’T WANNA WORRY PEOPLE! I KNOW ABOUT YOU.

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emotions scrapbook @affectingbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

I know a place where it's warm and it's dry, dear. Let me take you there. I am trying to say what I want to say, without having to say I Love You.

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

YEAH? WOULD YOU? ( he doesn’t sound convinced, At All. )

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

DON’T BE A SMARTASS! I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU’RE OKAY. I DUNNO, MAYBE SOME PUNKS DUNKED YOU UNDERWATER AND I DIDN’T KNOW!

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

OH, MAN— ( an exhale of relief as she resurfaces, reaching out to carefully brush her fur back out of her face. ) ARE YOU OKAY?? GEEZ, I’M REAL SORRY, I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D ACTUALLY …

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

DON’T MENTION IT, BUDDY. ( bonks his shoulder with his head. takes his other sleeve, and wrings that out too. ) YOU SEEM SOGGIER THAN USUAL!

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Dear Cathode, LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU! ( taking one of his sleeves and wringing it out. soggy… )

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

—!!!!! OH, ᝰᏪຊ!!!! ( he holds the book over his head to keep it from getting any wetter, hustling over to where she went under and feeling around under the water for her. ) UHH , MS. TORIEL ??? ( please don’t drown. he can’t have that on his conscience. )

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME— WORRY ABOUT YOUR BOOK!! IT SHOULD STILL BE OKAY! A COUPLE HOURS UNDER THE HAIRDRYER AND IT’LL BE GOOD AS NEW. ( his big, showboating grin falters— softens into something more genuine. he watches her laugh fondly. ) ……… A HERO, HUH? I DUNNO ABOUT THAT!!

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

A COLD? I’M PERPETUALLY DAMP ANYWAY, MY FRIEND! THIS IS NOTHING! ( he’s small, and nimble despite his age. he slips through her paws easily and takes a breath, dunking under the water. he comes back up, dripping wet but holding the package. )

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Dear Ms. Toriel, HEY, NOT SILLY AT ALL! ONE SECOND, YOU SIT TIGHT, OKAY? LET ME JUST— ( he’s dropping his mail bag so the rest of the letters don’t get wet and wading into the dark water, groping around for the package even when it dips under the water. )

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

…… OH. SHOOT. THAT WAS YOURS?

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

WE THREW YOUR PACKAGE IN THE CREEK. SORRY.

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

WHO??? I JUST SAID WHO!!! WHO ARE YOU?? Looking forward to your response, Spamton G. Spamton

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Dear Random Kid, HEY!!! GET YOUR OWN TRASH HEAP!!! From, Spamton G. Spamton

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

To: Patrons of the Arts, MADE ANOTHER SCARECROW IN MY EXILE From: Auteur G. Auteur

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

HEY, NOW, THEY SAY HELL IN YOUR HUMAN BIBLE, DON’T LIE, I’VE SEEN EM DOWN HERE. THAT MEANS IT’S NOT BAD TO SAY!!! BESIDES. I DON’T HAVE ANY CHUMP CHANGE TO SPARE!!!

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

// i know this quote has been beat to death at this point but it really is them. sorry

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

HUH??? WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IN THERE, LITTLE BUDDY?

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

HO-LY ᝰᏪຊ!!!! THEY’RE A NATURAL!!!

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

To: Human Child ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS? SHOW STOPPING. MIND BLOWING!!! I’M GETTING CHILLS, FOLKS!!!

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Dearly Beloved, MYY WIFE 8^] Love, Spamton G. Spamton

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

To the esteemed residents of the Underground, GET READY HERE COMES THE MOST SPECIALEST TV EVER IF YOU DON’T CHEER AND CLAP FOR HIM ILL ᝰᏪຊING BLOW THIS WHOLE DUMP UP Sincerely, Spamton G. Spamton

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ix. THE HERMIT @papermails.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

// toriel is gonna make me cryyyyy 😭😭😭😭 she’s so sweet ……..

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