Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 30/09/2026I’m the best and worst neighbor ever. I’m not home like 70% of the time but when I am home it’s time to play Circle of Life followed by Loretta Lynn followed by RAYE followed by David Guetta at loud volumes The way I SCREAM “It’s summer and everyone is gay” from My Old Kentucky Home 020
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 29/09/2026I truly long for the days when all the homies were alive and got along. We didn’t know how good we had it. 041
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 28/09/2026Maybe the American South wouldn’t be perpetually impoverished if they would learn how to take turns and zipper merge Imagine the economic efficiency improvements 180
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 23/09/2026I long to be fed all my pills in a piece of cheese like a dog Or a muffin 170
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 20/09/2026I unironically just ate a fortune cookie with the fortune inside on accident 270
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 18/09/2026After watching many many body cam videos in the background while I do other things, I’ve determined that everyone in La Crosse, Wisconsin has been to jail multiple times 031
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 14/09/2026Casual reminder that our parents are starting to get up there in age My mom tried to give me Tylenol today that expired in *September 2016* Woman is trying to have the next Tylenol murders 130
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 09/09/2026“Well if that’s all you need I guess I’ll see you later. Have fun being a lunatic.” -my pcp in the most loving way possible 020
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026Just a heads up if I’m your uber driver and you leave cigarettes in my car I’m giving them to the homeless man on the next corner 030
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026Every day I wake up hoping for an obituary on the front page of the New York Times and a reason to party all day long 0120
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026Your honor, I can’t be held liable this contract is written in crayon! 070
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 03/09/2026THE LORD SMILES DOWN UPON US THE ASHLAND AVE BRIDGE OVER THE IKE IS OPEN AGAIN 010
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 03/09/2026Wait I accidentally had a bottle of wine instead of dinner again whoopsies 1100
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 02/09/2026It’s really unfortunate that I’m awake and thinking about spicy McNuggets right now 040
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 01/09/2026I have been awake for nearly 24 hours. Here is what I accomplished: -Waste a few hours on the internet -Go to the smoke shop -Go to Jewel Osco (I forgot things still) -Talk on the phone for 3.5 hours with my friend -Cum 6 times -Make frozen rolls -No sleep 150
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 01/09/2026Me, buttering the frozen rolls I am making at 2am: “No no, everyone gets some butter. No child left behind or whatever the fuck” 060
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 01/09/2026Fall in Chicago cannot come fast enough I wanna dress CUTE with LAYERS and POCKETS. I want my CARDIGANS and SWEATERS and JEANS. I want men on the street to stop looking at my ASS 1130
Reposted by Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Puppy and flower 42110563647
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 31/08/2026If any of you little gay bitches in my phone have post notifications on for me, I’m sorry 160
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 29/08/2026Have conservatives ever considered that we aren’t turning the children gay and they are choosing it because it’s more fun? 070
Reposted by Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌ShinyBetaMax™ Premium Bad Influence® 🤌 GBUS, MIR, Darklands @shinybetamax.bsky.social · 29/08/2026🚙💨 21455
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 28/08/2026Why can’t I hit the vape while it’s charging please it’s an emergency 290
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 23/08/2026The voices are telling me to register to run for alderman 180
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 21/08/2026Using the magic wand for its intended purpose because the hoes got me stressing and my neck hurts 060
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 21/08/2026It’s not fair that everywhere I go with friends, one of them inevitably pulls my shirt up to see if I’m wearing a diaper 1161
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 20/08/2026I need bsky to add close friends posts so I can broadcast semi personal information to the real hoes 070
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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 17/08/2026“Some people need to go to therapy every 2-3 weeks. I need to go to a sweaty basement and get really high every 2-3 weeks. It’s basically the same thing.” -Me to the trauma psychologist that bills $800/hr 1130
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 16/08/2026If you’re a cubs fan, I hope you get gonorrhea Sincerely, the cubs’ neighbors 020
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 16/08/2026Absolutely been on the diaper gooner train since I got back to Chicago 😵💫🥴 3561
Reposted by Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 16/07/2026Please, take a seat. Let’s get started 31656
Reposted by Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 20/07/2026How your email finds me 📸 @puptorx.bsky.social 1858
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 15/08/2026Does my head hurt because I haven’t eaten in 24 hours, because I’m hungover, because I didn’t sleep, or because I did 3 adderall and had sex all night? Selling medical advice and a Red Bull and a Gatorade and maybe some McNuggets but not sold on that last part 050
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 15/08/2026The next hoe who tries me is just getting punched in the jugular with no warning 000
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 13/08/2026Uhhhhhhh @puppskyler.dog it’s not there Also I am back in Chicago hoes 190
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 12/08/2026Update we did whatever fucking dumbass 47th chromosome bullshit this is for 40 minutes before taking off 120
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 12/08/2026I can go to 4000 meters above sea level in the Swiss alps and have excellent cell coverage as a US customer and yet somehow I’m in the middle of JFK airport and can’t send a GODDAMN TEXT MESSAGE IMAGINE LIVING IN A CIVILIZED COUNTRY 160
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 12/08/2026Important update: This blueskeet did not get me stopped at the border even tho I posted it from a plane 050
Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 12/08/2026I was born at the right time I love kissing boys and pretending to be a rubber sex dog and flying on jets and sending memes and I look forward to the impending uprising of the American working class 3302