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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 30/09/2026

I’m the best and worst neighbor ever. I’m not home like 70% of the time but when I am home it’s time to play Circle of Life followed by Loretta Lynn followed by RAYE followed by David Guetta at loud volumes The way I SCREAM “It’s summer and everyone is gay” from My Old Kentucky Home

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 29/09/2026

I truly long for the days when all the homies were alive and got along. We didn’t know how good we had it.

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 28/09/2026

Maybe the American South wouldn’t be perpetually impoverished if they would learn how to take turns and zipper merge Imagine the economic efficiency improvements

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 23/09/2026

I long to be fed all my pills in a piece of cheese like a dog Or a muffin

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 20/09/2026

Help I’m the victim of a hate crime

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 20/09/2026

I unironically just ate a fortune cookie with the fortune inside on accident

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 18/09/2026

After watching many many body cam videos in the background while I do other things, I’ve determined that everyone in La Crosse, Wisconsin has been to jail multiple times

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 17/09/2026

Guys I SWEAR it isn’t what it looks like

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 14/09/2026

Casual reminder that our parents are starting to get up there in age My mom tried to give me Tylenol today that expired in *September 2016* Woman is trying to have the next Tylenol murders

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 09/09/2026

“Well if that’s all you need I guess I’ll see you later. Have fun being a lunatic.” -my pcp in the most loving way possible

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026

Just a heads up if I’m your uber driver and you leave cigarettes in my car I’m giving them to the homeless man on the next corner

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026

Every day I wake up hoping for an obituary on the front page of the New York Times and a reason to party all day long

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026

Your honor, I can’t be held liable this contract is written in crayon!

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 05/09/2026

I don’t need these anymore, right? 😵‍💫

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 03/09/2026

THE LORD SMILES DOWN UPON US THE ASHLAND AVE BRIDGE OVER THE IKE IS OPEN AGAIN

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 03/09/2026

Wait I accidentally had a bottle of wine instead of dinner again whoopsies

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 02/09/2026

It’s really unfortunate that I’m awake and thinking about spicy McNuggets right now

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 01/09/2026

bro, I’m not even sure if I like diapers

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 01/09/2026

I have been awake for nearly 24 hours. Here is what I accomplished: -Waste a few hours on the internet -Go to the smoke shop -Go to Jewel Osco (I forgot things still) -Talk on the phone for 3.5 hours with my friend -Cum 6 times -Make frozen rolls -No sleep

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 01/09/2026

Me, buttering the frozen rolls I am making at 2am: “No no, everyone gets some butter. No child left behind or whatever the fuck”

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 01/09/2026

Fall in Chicago cannot come fast enough I wanna dress CUTE with LAYERS and POCKETS. I want my CARDIGANS and SWEATERS and JEANS. I want men on the street to stop looking at my ASS

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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Puppy and flower

Drawing of a puppy and a flower with the caption; "You deserve a life you aren't constantly recovering from"

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 31/08/2026

If any of you little gay bitches in my phone have post notifications on for me, I’m sorry

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 29/08/2026

Have conservatives ever considered that we aren’t turning the children gay and they are choosing it because it’s more fun?

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 28/08/2026

Why can’t I hit the vape while it’s charging please it’s an emergency

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 23/08/2026

The voices are telling me to register to run for alderman

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 21/08/2026

Using the magic wand for its intended purpose because the hoes got me stressing and my neck hurts

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 21/08/2026

It’s not fair that everywhere I go with friends, one of them inevitably pulls my shirt up to see if I’m wearing a diaper

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 20/08/2026

This dog has gone 0️⃣ days since leaking

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 20/08/2026

I need bsky to add close friends posts so I can broadcast semi personal information to the real hoes

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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence.
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 17/08/2026

“Some people need to go to therapy every 2-3 weeks. I need to go to a sweaty basement and get really high every 2-3 weeks. It’s basically the same thing.” -Me to the trauma psychologist that bills $800/hr

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 17/08/2026

Surely there’s been a mistake here????

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 16/08/2026

If you’re a cubs fan, I hope you get gonorrhea Sincerely, the cubs’ neighbors

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 16/08/2026

Absolutely been on the diaper gooner train since I got back to Chicago 😵‍💫🥴

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 16/07/2026

Please, take a seat. Let’s get started

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 20/07/2026

How your email finds me 📸 @puptorx.bsky.social

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 16/08/2026

Update I slept 4pm-4am and it was fabulous

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 15/08/2026

Does my head hurt because I haven’t eaten in 24 hours, because I’m hungover, because I didn’t sleep, or because I did 3 adderall and had sex all night? Selling medical advice and a Red Bull and a Gatorade and maybe some McNuggets but not sold on that last part

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 15/08/2026

The next hoe who tries me is just getting punched in the jugular with no warning

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 13/08/2026

Uhhhhhhh @puppskyler.dog it’s not there Also I am back in Chicago hoes

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 12/08/2026

Update we did whatever fucking dumbass 47th chromosome bullshit this is for 40 minutes before taking off

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 12/08/2026

I can go to 4000 meters above sea level in the Swiss alps and have excellent cell coverage as a US customer and yet somehow I’m in the middle of JFK airport and can’t send a GODDAMN TEXT MESSAGE IMAGINE LIVING IN A CIVILIZED COUNTRY

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 12/08/2026

Important update: This blueskeet did not get me stopped at the border even tho I posted it from a plane

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 12/08/2026

I was born at the right time I love kissing boys and pretending to be a rubber sex dog and flying on jets and sending memes and I look forward to the impending uprising of the American working class

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