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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 9h

Vacation hold at Walgreens and then busy since I got home Tuesday night

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 11h

That was the bottle of prosecco talking

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 11h

I have dumb bitch disease and left my new catsuit sitting at Walgreens for a week 😭 Don’t worry we’re good now Who wants to break it in with me?

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 11h

Do you mean the show Community starring Chevy Chase?

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 30/09/2026

I actually almost stopped at your home unannounced on Monday but instead went to Waffle House with your husband That kinda sounds like a diss but it’s not I promise

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 30/09/2026

I’m the best and worst neighbor ever. I’m not home like 70% of the time but when I am home it’s time to play Circle of Life followed by Loretta Lynn followed by RAYE followed by David Guetta at loud volumes The way I SCREAM “It’s summer and everyone is gay” from My Old Kentucky Home

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 29/09/2026

I truly long for the days when all the homies were alive and got along. We didn’t know how good we had it.

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 28/09/2026

Maybe the American South wouldn’t be perpetually impoverished if they would learn how to take turns and zipper merge Imagine the economic efficiency improvements

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 24/09/2026

Hot and bothered like a cell phone a baby daddy threw away in the Sahara when his baby mama wouldn’t stop calling

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 24/09/2026

We literally just want him to give up the potty forever it’s honestly not even that big an ask Just Do It™️

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 24/09/2026

I should ask my DC hooker friends if he’s a regular

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 24/09/2026

The dad vibes associated with using this image are off the charts

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 24/09/2026

Oh it used to be my default mental breakdown music in high school Dr Arnold is demanding 20 pages about the Vietnam war by 9am? Time to get a noise complaint

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 24/09/2026

open.spotify.com/album/31imtD... Alternatively you could listen to this music found on SD cards and thumb drives and phones lost in the Saharan desert

open.spotify.com

Music from Saharan Cellphones, Vol. 1 - Compilation by Various Artists | Spotify

Various Artists · compilation · 2011 · 8 songs

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 23/09/2026

No I love pills they’re the most important food group

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 23/09/2026

I long to be fed all my pills in a piece of cheese like a dog Or a muffin

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 23/09/2026

If I run into you under the red line again you better watch out. I’m feral.

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 23/09/2026

The Tomahawk cruise missiles are en route as we speak

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 23/09/2026

I bet we can get to 14 seconds if you cum while I’m fucking your brains out

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 20/09/2026

Help I’m the victim of a hate crime

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 20/09/2026

Listen I took like 2 klonopin 1 amitriptyline and 2 pregabalin at midnight so I could get a nice evenings rest so maybe I’m still out of it

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 20/09/2026

I unironically just ate a fortune cookie with the fortune inside on accident

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 18/09/2026

After watching many many body cam videos in the background while I do other things, I’ve determined that everyone in La Crosse, Wisconsin has been to jail multiple times

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 18/09/2026

I had to slam on my brakes and choked on sweet tea in traffic! I swear! Wattson is sticky to prove it!

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 17/09/2026

Guys I SWEAR it isn’t what it looks like

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 15/09/2026

Oh no I’m not autistic I’m just ✨Clinically Insane✨

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 14/09/2026

Casual reminder that our parents are starting to get up there in age My mom tried to give me Tylenol today that expired in *September 2016* Woman is trying to have the next Tylenol murders

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 09/09/2026

“Well if that’s all you need I guess I’ll see you later. Have fun being a lunatic.” -my pcp in the most loving way possible

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026

Just a heads up if I’m your uber driver and you leave cigarettes in my car I’m giving them to the homeless man on the next corner

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026

Good boy! They look better on you anyways

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026

Ok but they probably all smell like pee because you can’t hold it Puppy your time in undies is over. Accept it. You failed potty training.

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026

But what? You don’t even like undies. Think about how huffy it would be to have to exchange a pair of undies every time you make stickies.

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026

Ok so if you haven’t worn them in so long and can’t until February (let’s be real, it’s forever) just get rid of them Isn’t it way hotter to be able to say “I don’t even own undies”?

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Pup Espy 🔜 MIR, Darklands, 🛌 @espy.dog · 08/09/2026