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Old man who believes in democracy and treating people equally - except orange people.

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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If only SNL could incorporate it into this Seinfeld episode. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG2d...
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Seinfeld: Shrinkage (Clip) | TBS
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The likes of which nobody has ever seen.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Will some reporter PLEASE call him on his bullshit? Just once? Please.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I named my toilet bowl Trump Stadium because it's full of shit.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Anyone ever seen Motel Hell? I think that applies here.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If Trump wants to rename things, how about we rename Epstein Island after him?
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
‪After reading the letters she wrote to Trump, with the capital letters in the middle of a sentence, it’s pretty clear who writes all of Trump’s Truth Social posts. And here I thought he was the idiot when it came to grammar.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCvg... Can someone put Trump's face on that of Judge Smails?
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Judge Smails's winter rules
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Is that Twin Lakes in the Beartooths?
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Apparently, you did the Wordle today.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
All you need to know about despicable Todd Blanche is that when given the choice to help a notorious trafficker and pedophile, Ghislaine Maxwell, or Maxwell's victims, Todd Blanche chose to help Maxwell, by giving her cushy accommodations as a bribe to stop her from giving evidence against Trump.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He only hires the best people. For shit's sake.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Please have President Obama take on the orange clown. That’s the only match I’d be willing to watch.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
He’s not even at 100% among family members.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Of course, General Bone Spurs can have a BMI in the 40s and gets to go so there’s that.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
His physical says he weighs 238 pounds. I ran his photo through Chat GPT, assuming he is 6'3" like his physical indicates. This is what chat GPT had to say.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This guy said the event was too raunchy. youtu.be/b3Tz5M_gM9I?...
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"Candy Shop" from The Hangover (Performed by Dan Finnerty & The Dan Band)
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I’m just thankful the bone spurs have cleared up.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lying that I participated in January 6 so I can fill up my gas tank.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No shit, Sherlock.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Let's build ballrooms around every fucking school in this country then. But, of course, a bunch of rich, ass-kissing politicians are WAAAY more important that any children in the U.S.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
So finally we get some money for the Antifa and all those undercover FBI folks who staged January 6. Thank God, I was afraid Trump had forgotten about them. Surely, this is who that money is meant for, right?
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Are these clouds made of water ice crystals?
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Create problem, solve problem, claim victory. That's the Trump playbook we've all seen countless times before.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
For this president to put so much emphasis on building his ballroom when millions of Americans are still waiting for this health care plan that is "two weeks out" (according to his statement five years ago) really tells you everything you need to know about this clown, where his priorities lie.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I want to know how he wrote this manifesto and included the lack of security detail. Did they let him write it from the jail cell then tweet it out?
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Can you get bonespurs on your thumbs?
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If some country invaded the U.S., do you think Trump would a) fight with his soldiers or b) hide himself away in a safe place? Keep in mind, his bone spurs have probably heeled so he has no excuses now.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
That sounds like a story about a wall I once heard.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If God was going to send someone to lead a nation, don’t you think he send someone with morals like say, I don’t know, the pope, instead of someone as morally corrupt as Trump?
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I thought the president and DOJ were supposed to be separate entities. I didn’t realize the DOJ was supposed to answer to the president.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
His dad never should’ve given him that Red Ryder BB for Christmas.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I’ve been a teacher for 37 years and I can assure you I have no ballroom with maximum security levels to keep me or any of my students safe. We are trained to hide, fight, and run. If we are trapped in a room, we are trained to grab stapler, chairs, or anything else we can throw at the intruder.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I liked my presidents when they didn't act like second graders.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I liked my presidents when they weren't a national embarrassment.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Do you think they ever get tired of defending that actions of Orange Jesus?
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Update: Vance waiting for call from Joe Rogan to see if he's going to Pakistan or not. Meanwhile, Trump is golfing.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
He misspelled "American" in that last sentence.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I like my presidents who don't feel the need to be the center of attention EVERY FUCKING DAY!
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Fixed it.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Now do Trump.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Not to rain on their parade, but we just did what NASA did 50 years ago with a millionth of the computing power. I'm sure most people don't even know the basics on how we got there but this is a really cool explanation. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS5H...
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'Apollo 11: Remastered' - An Orbiter Film
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I never thought I would say this, but I am now agreeing with Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Marjorie Taylor, Green. What a weird fucking time.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I’m sure a permanent rise and gas prices goes along with the $2 million fee. So much winning.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Throw in MTG, Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones. Things must be bad.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm not sure the VP of a country the world hates and whose leader talks about destroying a civilization, is going to convince you to vote for his choice.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If his statement today doesn't warrant the 25th, then we might as well remove it from the book.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If the 25th Amendment isn't trending today, I don't know if it ever will be.
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smh @esoxluciusslayer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What exactly is the Board of Peace’s job? You would think this would be a prime example of a case where they would step in and do something. Wait a minute, their leader is the one who’s instigating this threat? What a joke.
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