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Esoteric Neolib

@esotericneolib.bsky.social
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Radical Fukuyamist | shitlib enjoyer | natsec YIMBY | Spanberger-Stancilite

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Legitimately name one great achievement that did not come from a government bereau
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/07/2026
this is “pete hegseth wants an all-white military”
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Put my finger down inside / make a little room for a man to hide / for a salad with burrata, arugula, and prosciutto …
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It’s at least in the top 5
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Dudes will watch Casablanca and immediately start yearning Especially for a perfectly draping, white 4x1 shawl lapel dinner jacket
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s Lunch time
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yes, I saw this movie (they were showing it at the Museum of Science Boston’s Mugar Omni Theater IMAX dome and I went there on a double date) Yes, it was terrible (truly awful movie) Yes, this part had me laughing outloud (I thought I was being pranked)
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He’s referring the “primitive form of socialism” developed by the ants in ant-man 3 as they “fell into the quantum realm for thousands of years”
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This was a snap edit But I appreciate your confidence in my archives
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The call in question
Hi Scott! It’s me, Mitch. So sorry I died!
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with
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B. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"The legend lives on from Basra on down, To the big gulf they call the Persian, The strait, it is said, never gives up her dead, When the Hormuz missiles are zoomin'"
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Praise be to Allah!
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fucked up that they stopped the flyovers right before the “stealth” one. I was quite sure we were getting NGAD or B-21
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’m dudes, these are delicious
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dudes will see this and say hell yeah
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Live look at Taylor Swift wedding
Incest is faaaaaahked aaaaaahp
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’m imagining him doing this speech but in the Sandman voice
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This rules
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A real “read theory” moment
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Your question about “whether the minions worked for Hitler” (initiated by our claim that “minions are primordial beings dedicated to the being of greatest evil”) is already answered by my “they were serving 100 years of self imposed exile for accidentally blowing up napoleon with a canon” shirt
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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
2 more thoughts on birthright: 1. The movement to overturn Roe and Humphrey's Executor was built over decades. It took an enormous amount of effort to manufacture that sense of scholarly viability (see: Teles, Hollis-Brusky). The right got 5-4 on birthright with a sloppy last-minute scramble
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We keep assuming there will be this thing called History [sic]. (2026)
For real?DuneI am willing to give my life for the liberal international orderFrancis Fukuyama Apology Form
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Adam @adam35.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Going to be in my feels for a minute and say how thankful I am to live in this incredible part of our incredible country. We’re going through some hard times and it’s certainly a test for this young nation. We’re going to be okay. If you can read this, you’re going to be okay. The Republic Endures.
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Wild thing to say for a place that is very literally designed to loiter
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Many are saying this
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sina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Im really sorry about the shrimp discourse everyone (2026)
Shrimp in this economy? Are you even poor?!They used to call us woke now they can call us wide awakes Live bait!Women be shopping!
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
But how many grams of protein per container?
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It’s good though!
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Absolutely classic move
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
For my other ska nerds on here (I know they’re there) somehow I missed that Streetlight Manifesto released an album on Monday but laughing because the released half their album since Tomas physically cannot hold himself to any kind of deadline
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Francis Fukuyama @frankfukuyama.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Trump Lost Both the War and the Negotiation open.substack.com/pub/persuasi...
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Trump Lost Both the War and the Negotiation
America didn’t achieve a single one of its aims in Iran.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“Well at latest we have universally liked, competent, combat experienced, and respected senior officers corps to shepherd the military through this challenging global moment!” An alcoholic 45 year old former national guard major married to his third wife:
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
That this explainer is necessary speaks to the fact that virtually all audiences — to some degree or another — don’t grasp the operational realities of AI issues or at least lack the ability to articulate them in way that compensates for the absolute clusterfuck that accounts for AI discourse.
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Is it good to sell commissions to fancy tech execs explicitly so they can circumvent traditional acquisitions processes and buy their companies shit while also taking government funded trips during which they take engagements as Lt Cols and also as tech execs
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Counterintelligence? I think you mean the woke deep-state that keeps catching us make entirely legal business deals with adversarial oligarchs
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Suddenly, an extremist faction of algae has been appearing well-stocked with modern MANPADS (man-portable algae defense systems) but has yet been unable to dislodge the regime algae forces
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Did not have “reflecting pool is Trump’s Stalingrad” on the bingo card but here we are
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Russell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
month six of me trying to flesh out the perfect clittoral commander joke
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Adam @adam35.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I do think there is an account on here that is rather suspicious and if you were paranoid you would think matches the behavior pattern of a known PRC intelligence collection technique (2026)
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Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I do think there is an account on here that is rather suspicious and if you were paranoid you would think matches the behavior pattern of a known PRC intelligence collection technique (2026)
Trump: “Other than that, it’s another day in paradise”Milley: “I’ve read Mao Zedong, I’ve read Karl Marx, I’ve read Lenin”Tony’s had a long day in the TSCIFIts 19% beer Friday
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"what are defense doin this, what air defense doin that" you know what fuck you *blows up own oil refinery*
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