Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Legitimately name one great achievement that did not come from a government bereau 010
Reposted by Esoteric Neolibjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/07/2026this is “pete hegseth wants an all-white military” 22188972036
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Put my finger down inside / make a little room for a man to hide / for a salad with burrata, arugula, and prosciutto … 000
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Dudes will watch Casablanca and immediately start yearning Especially for a perfectly draping, white 4x1 shawl lapel dinner jacket 020
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Yes, I saw this movie (they were showing it at the Museum of Science Boston’s Mugar Omni Theater IMAX dome and I went there on a double date) Yes, it was terrible (truly awful movie) Yes, this part had me laughing outloud (I thought I was being pranked) 010
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 08/07/2026He’s referring the “primitive form of socialism” developed by the ants in ant-man 3 as they “fell into the quantum realm for thousands of years” 140
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This was a snap edit But I appreciate your confidence in my archives 020
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibAtlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Unfortunately, a stunned Paris is how they all got into this whole mess to begin with 360159443255
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibB. A. Friedman @bafriedman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"The legend lives on from Basra on down, To the big gulf they call the Persian, The strait, it is said, never gives up her dead, When the Hormuz missiles are zoomin'" 28317
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Fucked up that they stopped the flyovers right before the “stealth” one. I was quite sure we were getting NGAD or B-21 030
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I’m imagining him doing this speech but in the Sandman voice 030
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Your question about “whether the minions worked for Hitler” (initiated by our claim that “minions are primordial beings dedicated to the being of greatest evil”) is already answered by my “they were serving 100 years of self imposed exile for accidentally blowing up napoleon with a canon” shirt 130
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibQuinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 30/06/20262 more thoughts on birthright: 1. The movement to overturn Roe and Humphrey's Executor was built over decades. It took an enormous amount of effort to manufacture that sense of scholarly viability (see: Teles, Hollis-Brusky). The right got 5-4 on birthright with a sloppy last-minute scramble 151707432
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 30/06/2026We keep assuming there will be this thing called History [sic]. (2026) 1573
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibAdam @adam35.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Going to be in my feels for a minute and say how thankful I am to live in this incredible part of our incredible country. We’re going through some hard times and it’s certainly a test for this young nation. We’re going to be okay. If you can read this, you’re going to be okay. The Republic Endures. 2473
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Wild thing to say for a place that is very literally designed to loiter 021
Reposted by Esoteric Neolibsina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Im really sorry about the shrimp discourse everyone (2026) 1226
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 26/06/2026But how many grams of protein per container? 010
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 26/06/2026For my other ska nerds on here (I know they’re there) somehow I missed that Streetlight Manifesto released an album on Monday but laughing because the released half their album since Tomas physically cannot hold himself to any kind of deadline 120
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibFrancis Fukuyama @frankfukuyama.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Trump Lost Both the War and the Negotiation open.substack.com/pub/persuasi...open.substack.comTrump Lost Both the War and the NegotiationAmerica didn’t achieve a single one of its aims in Iran. 0249
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it 3144571185
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 24/06/2026“Well at latest we have universally liked, competent, combat experienced, and respected senior officers corps to shepherd the military through this challenging global moment!” An alcoholic 45 year old former national guard major married to his third wife: 635434
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibHorkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 23/06/2026That this explainer is necessary speaks to the fact that virtually all audiences — to some degree or another — don’t grasp the operational realities of AI issues or at least lack the ability to articulate them in way that compensates for the absolute clusterfuck that accounts for AI discourse. 3287
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Is it good to sell commissions to fancy tech execs explicitly so they can circumvent traditional acquisitions processes and buy their companies shit while also taking government funded trips during which they take engagements as Lt Cols and also as tech execs 030
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Counterintelligence? I think you mean the woke deep-state that keeps catching us make entirely legal business deals with adversarial oligarchs 629325
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Suddenly, an extremist faction of algae has been appearing well-stocked with modern MANPADS (man-portable algae defense systems) but has yet been unable to dislodge the regime algae forces 2816
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Did not have “reflecting pool is Trump’s Stalingrad” on the bingo card but here we are 511561218
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibRussell Johnson @russelljohnson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026month six of me trying to flesh out the perfect clittoral commander joke 041
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibAdam @adam35.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I do think there is an account on here that is rather suspicious and if you were paranoid you would think matches the behavior pattern of a known PRC intelligence collection technique (2026) 1183
Esoteric Neolib @esotericneolib.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I do think there is an account on here that is rather suspicious and if you were paranoid you would think matches the behavior pattern of a known PRC intelligence collection technique (2026) 0122
Reposted by Esoteric NeolibDjinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"what are defense doin this, what air defense doin that" you know what fuck you *blows up own oil refinery* 5848