Reposted by The CountessJesi🃏♠️🔥 @luciferjesit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama. 10053981238
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Does anyone else hear this song while reading this thread?static.klipy.comyakko worldALT: yakko world 030
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Are you sure he doesn’t mean Vogon? youtu.beVogon PoetryYouTube video by Tim Lucien 010
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That’s so great. It just reminded me of a trip my husband and I took to New Orleans and every restaurant we visited we only took photos of the aftermath of our incredible meals. I never laughed so hard. There’s just an empty gumbo bowl here and empty plate of oysters there - I loved it. 010
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And you have to say it in a cartoonishly southern voice like foghorn leghorn or senator Kennedy -it’s just perfect. 120
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Harlequin glorybower I used to joke that was the name I danced under her back in the 80s. 120
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On my trip to Amsterdam this summer, I went to Stephen West’s shop and picked up some gorgeous souvenir yarn and yes, a beautiful shawl pattern but on the plane I just worked on a very simple Sophie hood. Kind of boring but easy to pick up and put down as needed  010
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I keep seeing this controversy and what no one will clearly explain is why having something to drink ( barring liquor of course) at a job interview is disqualifying - what does it reflect that is so egregious? Without some sort of beverage, I would sound like RFK Junior on a bad day.  121750
Reposted by The CountessAndrew Ordover @aordover.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The things old myths still have to tell us. brokenhand.substack.com/p/listening-... #bookskybrokenhand.substack.comListening to CassandraThe uses of myth in the modern world 051
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey, there are many many reasons to shit on Florida. I know - I have lived here all my life, but our ability to respond to hurricanes is not one of them.  130
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do you ever misread something and then your brain is off to the races? So I thought that Lucy WORSLEY had written the new Christie book,seems like a great idea, and then my brain kept going. And the final thought as I fell asleep was: Lucy WORSLEY should be the new Doctor. #doctorwho 200
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Every time I see their crypto hashtags all I can think of is Strumpet and Smellania 140
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Another great leftover is corned beef and cabbage eggrolls. It sounds weird, but it is absolutely fantastic.  010
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Whole new meaning for the phrase “💩for brains .” 001
Reposted by The CountessThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Nothing divided the citizens more than “Citizens united” 😕 💰 682008760
Reposted by The CountessBetty Kraken of Florida @bettycrackerfl.bsky.social · 27/08/2026No one will go to jail for stealing $10m from poor kids because Repubs in FL are above the law. But we can vote two of the thieves out in November: AG James Uthmeier and U.S. Senator Ashley Moody. 114251
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Welp, just got my first push poll for the upcoming midterms. There must be some kind of bonus for saying “Democratic Socialist “ as many times as possible.ballotpedia.orgPush pollingBallotpedia: The Encyclopedia of American Politics 000
Reposted by The CountessAdam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Beautiful video released by the family of Dolly Parton 341534435
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That’s accurate because we’re all getting f@cked by these guys. 000
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I was terrible at that too, but I just learned the Norwegian purl and it’s making me so happy  120
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This is a beautiful essay on the possibilities that live within the dreaded blue book apple.newsWhy I Love Blue Books — The AtlanticThere’s no better way for students to show their professors what they’re capable of. 010
Reposted by The CountessTeam Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico. 290101102999
Reposted by The CountessDemocracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 13/08/2026NEW: DHS spent months gathering information on dozens of Minnesotans as it sought to crack down on the state's anti-ICE protests, according to legal filings. Through the campaign, DHS collected information on constitutionally protected activities in churches, parks, schools and private group chats.democracydocket.comTrump admin conducted major surveillance operation in Minnesota during protest crackdown, new filings showThe sprawling surveillance effort involved several undercover operations at churches across the U.S. 12256148
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026So my first attempt at the Sophie hood is- as per my usual method- wonky as heck but I think the addition of the eyelash yarn and daisies ( to cover a few little holes) more than make up for any deficiencies. #knitsky 0170
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My husband says the same thing about Jackson Pollock  010
Reposted by The CountessAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Tales of everyday corruption. Pete Hegseth cancelled the $400,000 contract for making uniforms for the Blue Angels on the grounds that the contract with "The Sewing Box" was DEI since the firm is Black-owned. Instead, he awarded it to a Trump donor for $1,690,000, a 325% price increase! 34766173251
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’m beginning to understand why they can’t get to a deal with Iran. These guys are obviously terrible negotiators  100
Reposted by The CountessMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The most important democracy story of the day. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...democracydocket.comPostmaster general says USPS won't deliver mail ballots if states don’t give Trump admin voter rolls“You are going to make a decision that people cannot vote by mail. That’s unacceptable," one senator told the postmaster general. 26426431466
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I’m ever so slightly jealous. I read it for the first time ages ago when it first came out (because I’m old) and it blew my mind in the best way. Reading that in a world before the Internet was the Internet was a very different experience. Enjoy! 000
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I’m most certainly will not I am the world’s slowest knitter 010
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I’m planning on two projects. One compact knit for the plane and a larger shawl for the river cruise. 12 days. Can’t wait! 110
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026My husband is stridently anti-Olive - well I love them so much -except for the ones that you get out of a can that they put on top of pizza. Anyway, on a visit to Provence I was convinced that if he ate a really beautiful oil cured Niçoise Olive that he would love them. Nope. 020
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Thank you it’s a chrome powder finish and I love it 010
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026First time using double points. Ribbing is wonky but I think it adds to the “background character from Les Mis” vibe that all fingerless gloves exude. #knitsky 2210
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 01/06/2026#knitsky so my first attempt at mosaic knitting is pretty darn good. Was supposed to be a dishcloth but I decided it should be a clutch. Forgive the sewing- I really don’t know what I’m doing with sewing 😬 1231
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026We certainly thought it was tasty, but we were fairly well lubricated at that point 000
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026After a friend‘s wedding/pig roast in the wee hours of the morning we came up with a drink made from grapefruit Jarritos, Canadian whiskey and key limes and called at the NAFTA. Surprisingly tasty. 110
Reposted by The CountessEric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Stephen Colbert is a national treasure: The day after his show was canned after 11 years by CBS to appease a tyrant, he shows up on the Monroe, MI public access channel where he did his first Late Show broadcast in 2015.youtu.beOnly In Monroe --- May 22, 2026YouTube video by Stephen Colbert 16083961814
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Regarding number two, I think you might be thinking of Dorothy Sayers’s Strong Poison, but that was arsenic 010
Reposted by The CountessJustin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 17/05/2026"If we don't have immigration and population growth, the number of people who can pay off that debt just went down." That's the key mechanism. 15477138
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Janet. All day every daymedia.tenor.comtwo women are sitting on a couch and one of them is saying tell us about it janet .ALT: two women are sitting on a couch and one of them is saying tell us about it janet . 040
The Countess @escape-hatch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026The only reason I was aware of this was from Deborah Harkness‘s books - the Discovery of Witches trilogy. 010