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⚡חשמל⚡

@erraticstatic.bsky.social
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call me Battie or Hashmal 💛 electric scatterbrain, married mama, levantine in the diaspora, queer nerd, purveyor of bizarre beasts, former veterinary nurse, shy soft gal at home in the surreal 🪬 level 40 • היא/she • עם ישראל חי • ΘΔ

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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 6h
#StevenUniverse #Peridot #BaikalSeal
A casually clothed Peridot hoisting a Baikal seal with an excited hug. The seal itself looks quite depressed and teary-eyed, but that's sort of how they always look, so it's true feelings remain unclear.
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Snoozie @snoozieperhour.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ena
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GENC @genc.newgrounds.com · 25/09/2026
Wile E and Runner sketch [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 8h
this is a good time for me to remind folks to support @standing-together.bsky.social I can personally vouch for them!
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 8h
🎯
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 8h
challenge level: impossible
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 12h
who ordered the extra soft tuchus? #skoosh
tuxedo cat photographed from behind in his outdoor cat tree
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 12h
something tells me I'm glad I'm already blocking whatever this was
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ColexicanaDraws @colexicanaaaaa.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Dream bbq ena #Ena #enajoelg #joelgena #ENA #enafanart #enadreambbq #dreambbqena #enadreambbqfanart #vaporwave #webcore #art #artistsofbluesky
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑🐏🐑🐑🐑
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ממש אני 💛
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my spouse: I'm a cat person, not a dog person. dogs are gross! also my spouse: aww Peanut, come here for cuddles 🥺
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think the orange one is some kind of orchid, but I'm not sure about the first one
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Bi Cat with Bisexual Pride Flag
Alt: cat with bisexual pride flag
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mine too lol
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
btw i am sorry if my hebrew writing is kind of bad lol. i speak it pretty fluently but my hebrew literacy is not the best
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
אמא של ילדה קטנה, כסף, מצב של סטטוס שלי באמריקה כרגע
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look at this goober, that face full of joy #peanut
our elated gold & white mongrel being pet by my husband's hands as she leans against him on the sofa. I was also on the sofa and took this pic
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really wanna visit there one dayyyy
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🐈‍⬛️כעלעמער קאַץ @orphanim.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
speech bubble meme with a sumerian votive statue
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Matt @droniecarp.com · 10/09/2026
Capturing the intense focus of this Little Blue Heron as it hunts, creating a flawless symmetrical reflection. The stillness of the water mirrors the concentration in its eye. #WildlifePhotography #BirdPhotography #NatureInFocus #Photography #WetlandWild #Birds #Herons
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why did they even block you to begin with? based on what we saw I'm so confused but who knows lol
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Effy, Demon of Corn, Wheat, Spelt, and Rice @mseffy.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
Because Bluesky is excellent at turning human beings into semiliterate jello homunculi, more complex arguments are boiled into mush and stuffed into the brain and soon enough speech becomes possible in fleeting moments only.
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🐈‍⬛️כעלעמער קאַץ @orphanim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
our religion is simply that life is very precious, and meant to be celebrated in enjoyment of it, and made sacred in fear of it.
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the way you put things speaks to my soul or something
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oops just saw you already linked to your toyhouse here, don't mind me it's late
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that's the best way to describe it
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this made me feel something not sure what but SOMETHING, fleeting i am too secular for this, you can't do this to me lol
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hopefully this upcoming cuphead game won't kick my ass as hard as the original whooped me senseless
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that is one VIVID shade of indigo! the orange blooms are stunning too
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
may the ghostly apparition of the blessed doc shulgin guide the right person to see the above skeet at the right time
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just remembered I hate these things, not that they were a Big Deal in some US jewish circles
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn't either but that is mainly because my family was too secular and disconnected by then, or my memory just sucks? it was definitely popular in the NYC jewish community that I spent two decades in. so I feel like I SHOULD have known about it lol
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
aye, fair
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just made the word "instead" sound extremely redundant, forgive me i am Tired atm and can't type for shyt
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fascinating! tell me more
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
also me: instead of ever actually doing that, I instead keep slowly following MORE accounts instead of ever removing any...bc I keep coming across yet another awesome artist, bird photographer, or funny wordsmith whose work I'm keen to keep an eye on. so I do oops lol
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me for the 6th time: oof I don't like following so many people here outside of my own small circle of friends. am easily overwhelmed, can't keep up with this! time to prune the butterfly a bit 😠✂️
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did I miss something? what's going on? are you planning to get rid of your brainchildren :o did you actually lose connection with *all* of your OCs or is there another reason you are thinking of selling them?
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
don't kill me but the truth is....i can't stand these lmao (but I'm glad they're back for all of you in the murrican part of the diaspora who grew up with em) I probs lose at least a few joo points for strongly disliking these lol
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this one's hella relatable for me
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you know a really clever pharmacology joke pls throw it my way
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🌺 Archangel 🌺 @hornakhtyotef.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What trait of hers you like most?
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
errything!
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TOO CUTE omg I luv him!!
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
seconding this. like wtf is wrong with people?? so sorry you have to go thru this repeatedly, @brdte.bsky.social 😒💛
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is there a brand you recommend? the headbands we've tried (both hard and soft/flexible) haven't worked too well
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
does this count? one of my favorite films :>
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Shaun Of The Dead: Simon Pegg & Zombie Walk
Alt: Shaun Of The Dead
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I comb and set her hair each morning before school and she looks nice and neat, but without fail she comes home looking like a shaggy beast with half her clips etc missing 😅 anyhoo if you have any tips regarding this, pls throw em at ur gurl
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
but nothing keeps her hair under control and her bangs from covering her eyes for long—we try clips, headbands, many different kinds of ties/scrunchies. none of them hold!
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