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⚡חשמל⚡

@erraticstatic.bsky.social
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call me Battie or Hashmal 💛 electric scatterbrain, married mama, levantine in the diaspora, queer nerd, purveyor of bizarre beasts, former veterinary nurse, shy soft gal at home in the surreal 🪬 level 40 • היא/she • עם ישראל חי • ΘΔ

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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 4h
she looks so proud of herself for getting her cheese chew all dirty in record time #peanut
gold & white mutt sitting in a grassy yard, having just dropped her yak cheese bar covered in mud across one of her forepaws
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 12h
a few blurry pics from the concert
weird al yankovic performing during his tour concert in brandon, MSmore of the samemore of the same
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yet another goofy chibi of Hashmal #battsart
flat color drawing of my sona Hashmal in a very stylized chibi style (featuring her rarely seen variant with cream belly and lack of quills)
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hello to you too, my beloved murder mittens #skoosh
tuxedo cat sitting on his outdoor cat tree and staring absently at his human servant (me)
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neon #battsart
flat color drawing of Neon the fluffy alien monster. art by me, character belongs to The Great Lucario
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Roxxie #battsart
flat color drawing of Roxxie the zombie raver. art by me, character belongs to Halovenin
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Xianlong #battsart
flat-ish color bust drawing of Xianlong the eastern dragon. art by me, character belongs to Bear
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Glue #battsart
flat color drawing of Glue the glimmet/mew pokemon fusion. art by me, character belongs to Gaylie
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kato #battsart
flat color drawing of Kato the synthetic feline. art by me, character belongs to Cattya
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Konton #battsart
flat color drawing of Konton the demonic clown giraffe. art by me, character belongs to NestyGuts
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a #skoosh and the rain (and me) as night falls
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
who ordered the extra soft tuchus? #skoosh
tuxedo cat photographed from behind in his outdoor cat tree
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look at this goober, that face full of joy #peanut
our elated gold & white mongrel being pet by my husband's hands as she leans against him on the sofa. I was also on the sofa and took this pic
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pretending like he's not following me #skoosh
our tuxedo cat on our neighbor's lawn
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yep. that tracks.
I mean my name IS Battie and I am very nocturnal at heart so it does fit lol
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
does THIS soft 'n sweet oreo croissant look like he'd be able to harm a fly? ok don't answer that #skoosh
tuxedo cat curled up like a croissant on my lap. our gold mutt is also slightly visible in the photo; she is laying on the sofa beside me with her head against my thigh.
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no phone, none of these beasties are anywhere close to a possum
lol ok phone. that's not what I searched for, gimme a real opossum emoji
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no thoughts, only noms #peanut
gold & white mutt enthusiastically gnawing on a roast pig ear (one of her favorite treats)
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wazzup my fellow bi people?? quick scribble for bisexuality viz day. I had the idea for a bi flag tailwarmer pop into my head and went with it #battsart
flat color drawing of my sona Hashmal in a simple chibi style. she has a tailwarmer covering most of her tail that is in the colors of the bisexual flag: pink, purple, and blue
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tell me what 4 animals you are
electric eelnubian goatcoendoutarsier
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's erev yom kippur, and Granite has become senescent 😥 this will be the last photo of her I will share. she has atrophied to less than half the size she was last month, is no longer eating, and does not react or hop away when touched. she's on her way out
Granite the adult female american toad in her last stage of life. she is small and shriveled up now. she just looks deflated ;_;
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
me, looking at this doodle: what are they? my daughter: drumstick snakes :D me: oh? what are those? her: they're like mermaids because a mermaid is half human, half fish and the meat snake is half snake, half meat
an etch-sketch doodle by my daughter, age 6. there are three drumstick/snake hybrids of decreasing size stacked on top of each other
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
evening brings a freshly bathed mutt waiting for her treat #peanut
slightly soggy gold & white mongrel sitting up in a grassy area and looking expectantly at the human behind the camera (me)
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
eye shine #peanut
gold & white mutt flopped down on the sofa. her face is partially illuminated by sunlight, contracting her pupils and giving her normally brown irises an amber glow
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
it's #caturday and here's your dose of the spoiled purrball himself #skoosh
tuxedo cat sitting in our front yard. his green eyes are so alluring!
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this impressive specimen of a cellar spider has moved in above our kitchen sink. she is allowed to stay instead of being relocated since she's in a spot mostly safe from our cat #bugsky #spiders
a big cellar spider (pholcidae) on her nearly invisible web above our kitchen sink
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a cool revenge piece I got from the clash! and yes, Hashmal's flesh does glow like that 💛 art by WonderfullyDisturbed @ CC #artforme
flat color drawing of Hashmal, my sona. art by WDnow she's in the dark and her blue bits are glowing~ art by WD
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
he's happy in his natural habitat: the cardboard box #skoosh
tuxedo cat looking straight ahead from within his latest box lair. he has zero thoughts in his head (unless you count ME LIKE BOX)the same cat in the same box, but now seen from above and with the box back to its upright position
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sinner #battsart
flat color drawing of Sinner the parasite in his serpentine form. art by me, character belongs to Slitherbop
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yuugure & Murakumo #battsart
flat color drawing of feline brothers Yuugure and Murakumo. art by me, characters belong to Zesty
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gyro #battsart
flat color drawing of Gyro the peacock gryphon in a toony style. art by me, character belongs to Gyro
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Frogflood #battsart
flat color drawing of Frogflood the cat. art by me, character belongs to TheShrimpGod
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the anticipatory tail thump #peanut
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
pov: Yass is smacking you with his tail #pokemongo
poGO AR photo featuring Yass, my shiny event raichu that I've had since 2018, at our local park in early evening
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
whenever season 3 of HB finally graces us I sure hope we get more of Yogirt....and THIS guy for some reason?? lmao I dunno #helluvaboss #hellaverse
Gerald from Helluva Boss. he's the one who fired Barbie from her last job at the pharmacy. he is a very minor and unimportant/uninteresting character in the short he appears in. idk why I wanna see him again lol
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
she's excited to be alive #peanut
gold & white mongrel sitting in a grassy area and looking up at the person behind the camera, with her maw open in an excited expression. her tongue is hanging out the side of her mouth.
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
speaking of Skoosh and cats in general, look at the munchkin's latest tale. lol :>
"one day the cat did not bite the kid or the dog" written haphazardly in a sketchbook in a combination of uppercase and lowercase letters. this was an example of spontaneous microfiction in colored pencil by my 6yo daughter
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a late #caturday entry. please admire my sweet idiot #skoosh
tuxedo cat perched atop fridge
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my ENA board has a new resident (the only non-eenah one in fact) I got this sweet 3D-printed keychain of my oc Pobby by @alisria.bsky.social as part of the current clash and it was too cute not to share here 💛 #artforme
a two-piece keychain of Pobrecita Chancleta tied to her Air Balloon. art by Ali, character is mineshe fits right in on my ENA board c:
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's rare that I get both a shiny and a hundo on the same outing, but it happened tonight #pokemongo
Sparkle the shiny flamigo in a Pokémon GO screenshotCurrant the perfect zorua in another PoGO screenshot. in the bottom is the proof of his hundo stats
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
dogge in grasse #peanut
gold & white mutt sitting up in an overgrown tangle of grass. her mouth is open and she is looking excitedly at something off to the side
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this serial killer is a space cadette #skoosh
tuxedo cat atop a roof and surrounded by tree foliage. he is staring intently at something (nothing) off-camera
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
totally serious and dignified animal #peanut
gold & white mutt flopped down on the sofa, her forepaws in the air. she looks like the goofball she is
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yesterday the munchkin decided she was our cat's apprentice/groupie and followed him around trying to copy everything he did. she gets super obsessed with him at least once a month #skoosh
my 6yo daughter and napping tuxedo cat curled up beside each other on my bednow she's imitating him as he pounces on grasshoppers in our overgrown backyard
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
a #skoosh in the grass
tuxedo cat sitting in the overgrown grass of our back yard
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
tussle time #skoosh #peanut
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
splashed some digital pigment on this quick scribble of חשמל #battsart
flat color drawing of my sona Hashmal in a cutesy style
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the faces of #peanut
gold & white mongrel laying down on the bed and looking hopefully over at me, her mouth slightly open. she is hoping for a belly rubthe same mutt, now sitting up on the sofa and mid-yawn
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
nvm I think my phone was just drunk (more like fell into a K hole and temporarily catatonic) again z_z
??? it keeps doing this
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⚡חשמל⚡ @erraticstatic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
for #whiskerswednesday I offer a #Skoosh in his natural habitat
tuxedo cat peeking out of the cardboard box that had just packaged my daughter's newest toy
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