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@erolfpleiss.bsky.social
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have flown reindeer, twice 📍currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars

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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 26m
The county board live streams are lit
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 6h
Did pedo trump get a nobel or still hyping his fifa bribe?
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Phoebe Bridgers is coffeeshopcore.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Flightless birds are the real dinosaurs. Unsure about penguins.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Genuinely delightful that Fernando Alonso is in twenty year old video games and on the grid every weekend.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have shit all over my wife’s bodily autonomy in favor of this joke, praise me!
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reluctantly willing to admit that giles has leveled up since marriage
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You could be watching the wnba
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Breakfast drinking* for open wheel racing on television. *coffee
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
4:20:69 9/25/26 Open your eyes.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some class a dumping today
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Disc golf rules
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You should have a button at work where you can press it to just reset all of your passwords. Starting over. Boop.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can just wipe your hands in wet grass and they’re clean.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dow tanking, time for Donny to announce again that the Strait is open and “Iran wants a deal.”
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How are we going to handle the Trump enablers?
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Came here to post. Forgot on the way. See ya later.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Parents keeping random shit is a legacy that remains unbroken
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Never knew Torre had game like that. Shoulda been showing this on 90s yankee broadcasts.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When I was a kid I had a Jerry rice and Steve young 49ers poster. For some reason my parents kept it. For some other reason my son hung it on his bedroom door.
San Fran 49ers first to five poster hung on a door with blue painters tape. 

Fuck trump.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Either AI is bad and it’s going to be bad, or it is good but controlled by bad guys, thus bad. There will be a few new billionaires and we will all be poorer for it. But they can spend 45 billion to solve a 1 million dollar math problem.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
wtf lloyd
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t love the F1 preshow having a desk this year. Standing around casually was cool.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This used to be a BIG perk. The Rock. Shawshank. National Treasure. Some lame movie your mom liked that you’re into now that you’re her age. We are being robbed.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Streaming has ruined being middle aged and watching whatever action movie happened to be on USA.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Most people I know use AI for things they think don’t matter or aren’t important to them, right now. That’s what we’re making the trade for, a big huge tech that we use when it doesn’t matter.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brought my own mug for the free coffee at Rural King. New adult male achievement unlocked.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just scrolling this morning to see if it happened and apparently a bunch of you all care about Michigan football
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I leave newsletters in my inbox until I have time to read them. And then I don’t read them because there are too many.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fucking Memnon.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just had a pedicure.
The top of a workbench. Sand paper taped to a silver metal tube.  And kitchen pruning knife. Old knife. 

Fuck the gop pedo enablers and the pedo king
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The market is up almost 20% since March OF THIS YEAR.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Could FedEx or UPS just agree to carry the ballots to really create chaos? Pulll the levels of power rich old dudes. Let us suffer for a momentary stock bump.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bond rates have me in bondage.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Scott Bessent is a 80s movie bad guy looking ass mother fucker.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
more of a manspider, technically.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Haribo skeletons are s tier this spooky season
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Remember lighting mups? What a life.
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 22/01/2025
The people whose safety is most likely to be immediately impacted by Trump's order are trans women in federal custody—the order instructs the federal Bureau of Prisons to move them to men's facilities. No reason to think BOP would delay that. (Also: please reach out if you have a tip on this.)
newrepublic.com
Trump’s Assault on Trans Rights Has Begun. Here’s What to Watch For.
An early executive order shows the White House wants to get into the business of defining sex and gender. That could play out in a few ways.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No one, certainly not anyone in Iran, thinks that the taco in chief will do anything except burn through more US munitions. Meanwhile we're all paying more to the oil executives for the privlege of pedo trump enablers like TREY YINGST.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Now that the Twins are decidedly not in the race, watching the games is more fun. Previously just disappointing, now - only upside!
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
JD Vance, the Peter Thiel Product, still sucks.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hi, what is going on with your hair? Why are you so tired and sleepy? What really IS going on with your hand? Why are you covering for pedophiles?
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mousetrap for the win. And move the seed art somewhere bigger.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On the day's disc golf discourse, it is on the TD and the PDGA. Gossage doesn't have to call that, but the marshal still has to do their job. If the marshal is unable or unwilling to do their job correctly, that isn't on the player(s).
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who are the people commenting “prayers for all” on facebook posts from the newspaper? zuck doesn’t want your prayers, but a god definitely would. Literally any god. Gozer the Gozerian is a Class 7 Deity of Destruction, why not them?
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you lose a series to the athletics you should have to rebrand your team as the pathetics until you win another series. Looking at you Twins.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
groceries, housing, gas, and leisure prices all through the roof and the president is out there increasing costs of stuff with more war and more tariffs.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Both of my kids requested to listen to Daft Punk on the way to school today. So we are CRUSHING it.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I thought the president was the greatest deal maker on earth? Meanwhile he ends every negotiation with the US worse off and our friends and neighbors all suffer too Art of the deal lol
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