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@erolfpleiss.bsky.social
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have flown reindeer, twice 📍currenrly, Rural Illinois; formerly, Mars

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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 13h
The dude calling the women’s disc golf pro tour event looks stoned as fudge. Frisbee golf gunna frisbee golf.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The county board live streams are lit
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did pedo trump get a nobel or still hyping his fifa bribe?
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me, pulling a valid, obscure, fun word that fits my squares - Hell yeah, GOT EM Wordle bot - good guess but actually there secret list of REAL good guesses and your word is shit.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Phoebe Bridgers is coffeeshopcore.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Flightless birds are the real dinosaurs. Unsure about penguins.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Genuinely delightful that Fernando Alonso is in twenty year old video games and on the grid every weekend.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The coolest dudes in the world, wearing blue and pink leisure suits, definitely playing it cool when they see Emilio.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am on the other side of knowing these codes. But I know that you always punch SUPER high on the friend scale, my man!
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hell yeah!!!!
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have shit all over my wife’s bodily autonomy in favor of this joke, praise me!
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is my favorite venue in the world. They just keep having the best acts every year in a barn in nowhere Iowa.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you, by chance, see them a week ago at Codfish Hollow Barnstormers?! If you're thinking, Codfish Hollow? One of the coolest venues in Iowa (complimentary). www.codfishhollowbarnstormers.com
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Live Music | Codfish Hollow Barnstormers | Maquoketa
Codfish Hollow Barnstormers is Live music + Cool Barn. Get your tickets today for some great live music!
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
reluctantly willing to admit that giles has leveled up since marriage
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Giles, the color match is so good. What a pull.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You could be watching the wnba
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s fine. We’ve not had nearly enough chaos and wrecks this year for all the boring racing we sit through. Loads of reliability dnfs, but we are owed some multi car pileups.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Breakfast drinking* for open wheel racing on television. *coffee
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
4:20:69 9/25/26 Open your eyes.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hell yeah.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some class a dumping today
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Disc golf rules
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You should have a button at work where you can press it to just reset all of your passwords. Starting over. Boop.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You can just wipe your hands in wet grass and they’re clean.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dow tanking, time for Donny to announce again that the Strait is open and “Iran wants a deal.”
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How are we going to handle the Trump enablers?
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Came here to post. Forgot on the way. See ya later.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Parents keeping random shit is a legacy that remains unbroken
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Never knew Torre had game like that. Shoulda been showing this on 90s yankee broadcasts.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When I was a kid I had a Jerry rice and Steve young 49ers poster. For some reason my parents kept it. For some other reason my son hung it on his bedroom door.
San Fran 49ers first to five poster hung on a door with blue painters tape. 

Fuck trump.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Either AI is bad and it’s going to be bad, or it is good but controlled by bad guys, thus bad. There will be a few new billionaires and we will all be poorer for it. But they can spend 45 billion to solve a 1 million dollar math problem.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
wtf lloyd
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looks like you all are living it up!!!! Love to see it.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Doug the black dog prowls LaSalle. The sun rises behind the horizon.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Superior weekend for a trip up north!!
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don’t love the F1 preshow having a desk this year. Standing around casually was cool.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s a side-effect of an all peach diet.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This used to be a BIG perk. The Rock. Shawshank. National Treasure. Some lame movie your mom liked that you’re into now that you’re her age. We are being robbed.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Streaming has ruined being middle aged and watching whatever action movie happened to be on USA.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Most people I know use AI for things they think don’t matter or aren’t important to them, right now. That’s what we’re making the trade for, a big huge tech that we use when it doesn’t matter.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Brought my own mug for the free coffee at Rural King. New adult male achievement unlocked.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A weird face with ears and smoking a tree.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Just scrolling this morning to see if it happened and apparently a bunch of you all care about Michigan football
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I leave newsletters in my inbox until I have time to read them. And then I don’t read them because there are too many.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fucking Memnon.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just had a pedicure.
The top of a workbench. Sand paper taped to a silver metal tube.  And kitchen pruning knife. Old knife. 

Fuck the gop pedo enablers and the pedo king
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I found pants I wanted and Poshmarked 4 pairs in my size and 2 pairs of each size either way. Poshmark is middle age dad heaven.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The market is up almost 20% since March OF THIS YEAR.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Could FedEx or UPS just agree to carry the ballots to really create chaos? Pulll the levels of power rich old dudes. Let us suffer for a momentary stock bump.
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ERolf @erolfpleiss.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bond rates have me in bondage.
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