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Tisiphone

@erinys-nav.bsky.social
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Hitting you with a snake until my clothes are soaked in blood and you start eating people.

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 22h
Call upon me in your hour of darkest need. If you don't have any darkest, regular need is fine.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They tell you a tonsillectomy is a great way to redefine your 10/10 pain, but I, personally, aim to be built different. If I end up eating my words after tomorrow, at least it'll be a change of pace from protein shakes.
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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A materialist understanding of history tells us that in the existence of Karl Marx is implied the existence of a more politically powerful and significant "Jarl Marx."
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We are the children of the worlds you couldn't war.
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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey get your genitals out; I wanna perform sex on them.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Be the breaching ax you want to see in the world.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
August 15, 778; August 30, 2552; whats the difference, really?
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tom, hold that thought.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck Ganelon, all my peers hate Ganelon.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would you still love me if I was the dog from Ivan Maximov's From Left To Right?
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can just say it's autumn.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was really fucking good.
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog.
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
(driving through a lot of fog) haha this is just like silent hill (i see a representation of my biggest error in life tailgating me) oh fuck
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Hey man that's the entire Saracen host and we have like. 20,012 guys. You should sound that horn NOW so that Charles knows to turn around and save us." "Are you stupid man this is literally my song about how cool and badass I am." Some Frenchman who knows why knights get songs written about them:
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Were Going To Die Were Gonna Die
ALT: Were Going To Die Were Gonna Die
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"No dude the Saracens had a half a million guys and every single one of them drowned. It was fucking crazy. Anyway Marsilion said he'd swing by next month for his baptism, so why don't we all just head on back and leave Roland to cover our asses?" Was Charlemagne fucking stupid?
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You should be studied in a chamber of some sort.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ace Combat 8 is now playable for early release, but the bugs are looking to be something fierce. Don't forget to check in on your "friend" who won't stop joking about "the Geneva suggestion" and thinks there's nothing cooler than bombing refugee tents.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ball and gun gamers become SRA.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, so all the women in my family are like this, got it.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's everything you like in a sport.
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very tight, bro. Very defensible. Love ur lines of enfilade all around the outer bastion
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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Iteratrix @iteratorx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
note that under old Irish law, this would not apply to a cat! they were held to be responsible for their own actions. analogy is left to the reader.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Drawing three tubes of blood before blacking out and smacking into the ground with a needle still in somebody because I'm at 5 aggravated willpower damage and just nailed a messy critical on the stick.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Heartbreaking: Local hot cannibal dog is Connectiquois.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm such a fucking nutmegger, dude. I got a big tub of regulah last night and put it in the cupboard while I was cleaning, and when I opened said cabinet this morning it cured something deep within me.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ask not for whom the wheel of samsara turns, it doesn't actually turn at all.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That new Stanford paper is hitting the groupchat's discussion of Peter Watts' bullshit like a 727.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They should put me on the ice.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have you tried not eating five pounds of sour skittles in one sitting?
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PALADIN THERE IS NO HOES HERE THIS IS RONCEVEAUX PASS YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Imagine Joyeuse taking your head off and the last thing you see are shrimp colors.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Rotating your 8" hog in my mind palace (this is a bad thing somehow)
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝗿𝗱: I left 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲. It's called a 𝗳𝗲𝘂𝗱𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝘆. Do you have a 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻? Sell me this 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲. What are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my holdings? 𝗦𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘁.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I need an axe.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is, genuinely, a skill issue.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Oblivion After Fame", "Death Hangs Over You", "Ranks Of The Insane", and, of course, "The Way (Formerly The Obstacle)".
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As good of a bit as misquoting Analects for your ship names is (and it's very good), lest we forget that Mediations offers you the chance to make at least four different jokes about "The Same River".
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She hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 15/09/2026
No babe I'm not "hypnotizing you without your knowledge or consent" it's called post-training alignment calm the fuck down
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Calibration-checked tops wield calibration-checked penises, use calibration-checked thrusts. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Whore has changed.
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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cat: exercised
Me, bicep flexin'Tummy :3
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Alright but "could" I don't know Lynn *could* you?
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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People will do so much to not have to sit next to a stranger at the airport. Just wait til they find out who they're sitting next to on the plane
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Being a Mariners fan:
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"You can tell blood types by taste? How does that even work?" "Kind of like this—" Dear reader, I had been keeping a warm tube of A+ in my bra for a reason.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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A filled 3mL lavender-topped blood collection tube, a small ceramic glass with blood in it, a bottle of lemon juice, and a person sitting across from a table with a bandage indicative of a recent venipuncture.
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rest in piss vilerat
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Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What a week, pass the detritus
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