Reposted by TisiphoneArmiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 22hCall upon me in your hour of darkest need. If you don't have any darkest, regular need is fine. 021
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 14/10/2026They tell you a tonsillectomy is a great way to redefine your 10/10 pain, but I, personally, aim to be built different. If I end up eating my words after tomorrow, at least it'll be a change of pace from protein shakes. 000
Reposted by TisiphoneArmiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A materialist understanding of history tells us that in the existence of Karl Marx is implied the existence of a more politically powerful and significant "Jarl Marx." 111
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We are the children of the worlds you couldn't war. 000
Reposted by TisiphoneArmiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Hey get your genitals out; I wanna perform sex on them. 021
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 06/10/2026August 15, 778; August 30, 2552; whats the difference, really? 021
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Would you still love me if I was the dog from Ivan Maximov's From Left To Right? 000
Reposted by TisiphoneNebula @nebula.tv · 01/10/2026Jacob Geller is no longer a part of Nebula. Ongoing projects have been terminated effective immediately, and his content has been removed from our catalog. 483071395
Reposted by Tisiphonecola @colamander.bsky.social · 29/10/2025(driving through a lot of fog) haha this is just like silent hill (i see a representation of my biggest error in life tailgating me) oh fuck 0585344
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Hey man that's the entire Saracen host and we have like. 20,012 guys. You should sound that horn NOW so that Charles knows to turn around and save us." "Are you stupid man this is literally my song about how cool and badass I am." Some Frenchman who knows why knights get songs written about them:static.klipy.comWere Going To Die Were Gonna DieALT: Were Going To Die Were Gonna Die 000
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"No dude the Saracens had a half a million guys and every single one of them drowned. It was fucking crazy. Anyway Marsilion said he'd swing by next month for his baptism, so why don't we all just head on back and leave Roland to cover our asses?" Was Charlemagne fucking stupid? 100
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ace Combat 8 is now playable for early release, but the bugs are looking to be something fierce. Don't forget to check in on your "friend" who won't stop joking about "the Geneva suggestion" and thinks there's nothing cooler than bombing refugee tents. 010
Reposted by Tisiphone🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻 272444554
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh, so all the women in my family are like this, got it. 000
Reposted by TisiphoneSam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Very tight, bro. Very defensible. Love ur lines of enfilade all around the outer bastion 0509
Reposted by TisiphoneIteratrix @iteratorx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026note that under old Irish law, this would not apply to a cat! they were held to be responsible for their own actions. analogy is left to the reader. 0141
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Drawing three tubes of blood before blacking out and smacking into the ground with a needle still in somebody because I'm at 5 aggravated willpower damage and just nailed a messy critical on the stick. 000
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Heartbreaking: Local hot cannibal dog is Connectiquois. 000
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm such a fucking nutmegger, dude. I got a big tub of regulah last night and put it in the cupboard while I was cleaning, and when I opened said cabinet this morning it cured something deep within me. 100
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ask not for whom the wheel of samsara turns, it doesn't actually turn at all. 000
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026That new Stanford paper is hitting the groupchat's discussion of Peter Watts' bullshit like a 727. 000
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Have you tried not eating five pounds of sour skittles in one sitting? 110
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 22/09/2026PALADIN THERE IS NO HOES HERE THIS IS RONCEVEAUX PASS YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE 010
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Imagine Joyeuse taking your head off and the last thing you see are shrimp colors. 001
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Rotating your 8" hog in my mind palace (this is a bad thing somehow) 020
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 20/09/2026𝗧𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗟𝗼𝗿𝗱: I left 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗳𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲. It's called a 𝗳𝗲𝘂𝗱𝗮𝗹 𝗹𝗲𝘃𝘆. Do you have a 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻? Sell me this 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗲. What are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my holdings? 𝗦𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗵𝗼𝘁. 062
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Oblivion After Fame", "Death Hangs Over You", "Ranks Of The Insane", and, of course, "The Way (Formerly The Obstacle)". 010
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026As good of a bit as misquoting Analects for your ship names is (and it's very good), lest we forget that Mediations offers you the chance to make at least four different jokes about "The Same River". 110
Reposted by TisiphoneShe hopf on my fibration @circe.dog · 15/09/2026No babe I'm not "hypnotizing you without your knowledge or consent" it's called post-training alignment calm the fuck down 011427
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Calibration-checked tops wield calibration-checked penises, use calibration-checked thrusts. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Whore has changed. 020
Reposted by TisiphoneArmiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026People will do so much to not have to sit next to a stranger at the airport. Just wait til they find out who they're sitting next to on the plane 043
Tisiphone @erinys-nav.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"You can tell blood types by taste? How does that even work?" "Kind of like this—" Dear reader, I had been keeping a warm tube of A+ in my bra for a reason. 030