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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

You ever just think to yourself [MILLION YEAR SHRIEK INTO THE ABYSS THAT GOES UNANSWERED]?

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

If allowed to, they will destroy everything that’s Good and Pretti. Do not let them.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Black Adam? More like Black Adumb! I’m trying out topical humor. I know that 2022 Dwayne Johnson vehicle Black Adam is what everybody is talking about right now.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Hey, so, if the deal is “One of Ours, All of Yours” like the podium said, do we at least get to pick which the “One” is? Because I’ve got some suggestions.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Remember, everyone, you can’t spell “Ethnic” or “Cleansing” without I - C - E!

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Get the fuck out of Minneapolis, you fucking bitches.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

The entire reason why Trump and his howler monkey followers are calling Tim Walz the r-slur now is because Tim Walz was the one who originally called them “weird.” And everyone noticed and called them weird and it hurt their weird feelings. That’s really all there is to it. Die weird, you cunts.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

My daughter was called a f** (she says not to use the word so I’m respecting her wishes) at school by a random incel douchetool because of the “Polite Young Lesbian” pin on her backpack. And I think it’s why I’m so pissed at Trump for calling a woman a “piggy.” He enables this shit. Fuck him for it.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

There was once a moment in human history where I was free to wear a face mask out in public and other people were forbidden to come within six feet of me and I never left home and besides for the ever looming threat of communicable disease, it was wonderful. Now, we have this shit. I hate you all.

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Target is now requiring its employees to smile more

As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Good news, everyone! Elon now has enough money to afford overnight mailing his semen to EVERY SINGLE WHITE PERSON ON THE PLANET! We’re saved!!!

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Hey, Ted, is Donald Trump your actual Daddy? No? Then maybe shut the fuck up.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Really upset I didn’t win a Nobel Peace Prize for my road rage on the way to work today. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY ACCIDENTS I DIDN’T CAUSE?

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

I have no idea who Theo Von is. Please, please fucking keep it that way.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

ⓘ This user is a suspected member of a terrorist group who spells the name Eric with a K which is clearly an affront against our God.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

I don’t know how much more “golden calfish” President Nero here has to get still before somebody thinks to ask him, “Hey, buddy, are you that Antichrist guy they was talking about?”

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Help! I’ve been radicalized by basic human dignity!

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Please do not have pyrotechnics at my funeral, but if you really want to swear holy jihad against the people I perceived to be my enemies, by all means proceed with that.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I’m like the guy in the movie where he’s the only one who still remembers the Beatles, except only I can remember when Melissa Hortman was killed, the right tried to say that her killer was a Tim Walz aide with No Kings fliers in his car and that he killed her because she wasn’t liberal enough.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

So. If I’m understanding reality correctly, we’ve had the same guy on the ballot THREE times now and we’re just seeing his birthday card for the world’s most famous pedophile trafficker with a drawing of a naked prepubescent girl AND a picture of him buying a woman from said trafficker?

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

“Why won’t anyone give me the Nobel Peace Prize?!” Gee, Chuckles, I just don’t know. Total mystery.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Always nice to know that billions of dollars can buy you Twitter and undeserved political influence but it still can’t get you the ability to tell a coherent, actually funny joke without looking like the world’s biggest knob.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

I actually don’t give a shit if BlueSky is growing or shrinking or thriving or dying. Just let me know when it’s bought it out by a billionaire Nazi fuck so I know when to leave before he forces me to give him the affection his father wouldn’t, okay?

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I think if you’re seriously going to dub yourself “Big Balls” and then can’t not get beaten into a concussion by a couple of 15-year-olds, that’s all on you, champ.

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alternate rending 😱 🪓 @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

Smithers lies to Monty Burns that his boos are people chanting “Boo-urns.”

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Me outside of the White House earlier today:

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

An “orange shape”? Sir! He has a name!

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Look, I get that he’s trying everything he can think of to distract everybody from the Epstein deal but I really think Trump killing Ozzy Osbourne is a bridge too far.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Don’t anybody be questioning ME on what I’m doing to aid the resistance at this pivotal moment in history. I put a COEXIST sticker on my Honda Odyssey! It’s a reference from the Deadpool and Wolverine movie! SUCK ON THAT, YOU FASCISTS!

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

What’s going on with my fellow “kids” and, in some cases, my “teenage beauty pageant contestants?”

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

“Humans need to argue”. No. No, they fucking don’t. (Yes, I know I just disproved my point. Fuck you.)

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I think what the Trump fans expected Pam Bondi to do was not the old “What Epstein list?” trick with a mouthful of paper, but rather the one where she put out the list and had written Bill Clinton over top of Donald Trump’s name even though Bill is already at number two on that list.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Diddy? I guess he didn’t! Let him go free! Haha! This is great! Everything is fine and the rich and powerful aren’t making a mockery out of the very concept of justice and the planet isn’t about to spontaneously collapse in on itself and life is so rad right now, you guys!

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ALT: a group of people are sitting around a table in a conference room .

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

I’m not exactly what you would call “up on things,” but Brad Lander is the guy from “I Think You Should Leave,” right?

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

My “I have lost all semblance of self-respect and human dignity, please, for the love of any god, put me out of my unceasing misery, I beg of you, kind stranger” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

An orange shirt with a picture of Donald Trump’s face and the word “DADDY” on it for truly stupid people.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

An orange shirt with a picture of Donald Trump and the word DADDY on it for anyone who hates themselves and their families.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

I remember this being a really big deal for me and my brother, and we were telling everyone at school that “Hey! You need to watch Sesame Street tomorrow! The adults are finally going to see Mr. Snuffleupagus!” And they were all, “We’re in the 4th grade! Jesus, grow up already.” Haha! Fuck them all.

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The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen @erikhagen.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Hey, Mitch. Next time you fall down a flight of stairs or your brain locks up and they have to usher you away from the podium gently because grandpa just filled his Depends again? You get over that shit.

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