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Erik Corley

@erikcorley.bsky.social
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Math and physics teacher at Jewish and Catholic schools. Ordained United Methodist minister. Trivia afficionado. All around Smartass.

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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is why lawyers shouldn't write valentines greeting cards.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In other news, Kalshi is now taking bets on the outcome of this suit.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here's my thought on the Macklemore/Sheeran/Kraft situation: In every possible NFL game, allays root for bad things to happen to the team owners.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
@sickoscommittee.org at the high school game I saw last night, the opening kickoff went out of bounds, so the receiving team got the ball on their 35 without a party being run. The offense came on the field, lined up, and promptly called time out.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mailers with a scratch and sniff over Trump. Had Enough? Vote Democratic
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I love how people are reading spreadsheet arguments while literally looking at a spreadsheet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBX2...
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Stand-up comedy routine about Spreadsheets
YouTube video by Stand-up Maths
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
100% @kevinmkruse.bsky.social should go on the road to comedy clubs with these.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
My man looks like the narrator from a high school performance of Our Town
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A foster kid displays unexpected resourcefulness. (But a different movie from @kathryntewson.bsky.social)
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Describe your favorite musical as boringly as possible! Man gets married at age 5 1/4 to a military brat.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I hope the Maine Democratic Party uses penalty kicks to decide Platner's replacement.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
John Hodgman for senate! @hodgman.bsky.social Restore relations with the mole men.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I didn't realize until just now that: 1. Brad Lander and I both attended Missouri Scholars Academy, the Missouri governor's school. 2. He's a graduate of Parkway North High, where my daughter graduated. Congratulations and Boomba Hey.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Criticizing Alanis Morissette's incorrect use of "chickenshit" is pedantry. Criticizing her for incorrectly calling things ironic is chickenshit.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
And, for the love of God, don't conjugate him.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Maxwell Smart Uses His Iconic Shoe Phone in Get Smart
Alt: Maxwell Smart Uses His Iconic Shoe Phone in Get Smart
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Sadly, #HSNCT is 360 days away. @naqt.com
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
House (Howard-John) Wesley is amazing.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
This is why I'm a teacher.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
My first master's thesis was that the June Rebellion of 1832 would have succeeded had the participants done less singing, which is why I never got an MA in History. In seminary, I wrote 94 theses, but didn't finish the last one, which is why I'm not Lutheran.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
And verily Jesus said, "thy mom."
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Howard John Wesley is awesome.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Know why?
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Can we please pass a constitutional amendment requiring accused pedophiles to first go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line?
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm a Methodist minister who taught math at a yeshiva for 15 years. I NEED ONE OF THESE VESTS!!!!
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The Gen X urge to hurt Boy George
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? I know how to use these.
VER and BRT knobs for an old TV.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A book on Trapper Keepers called Maslow's Hierarchy of Meads
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Reskeet this with your home river. I don't really have a home river, but both my maternal grandparents grew up on the Nishnabotna, and I served churches in two towns on its banks.
Image of the East Fork of the Nishnabotna River.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Slightly diminish a band. A-C-Eb of Base
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
#RKAForever
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
This is why we can't have nice things.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
And Muppet Christmas Carol is the BEST Christmas movie.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Ken is my hero.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Seriously, Kevin? I'm a neurodivergent, sartorially challenged, smart assed dad-joker. Why in the hell am I not on this list? I want to be a parasite who has taken over much of the country.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I'm here at Chapman Stadium showing just how close we are to the Arby's. @sickoscommittee.org
Arby's taken from Chapman Stadium at the University of Tulsa.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Go Rosati-Kain
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I've been pleased to call "House" my friend for more than 35 years. Peach on, brother.
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
10 years ago today, Steve Silberman's groundbreaking book NeuroTribes was published. It changed how the world discussed autism and inspired many autistic people to write their own books. Stay tuned for information on a 10th anniversary edition coming very soon.
From Wikipedia, the cover of NeuroTribes: The Legacy of Autism and the Future of Neurodiversity, by Steve Silberman.

Author: Steve Silberman
Language: English
Genre: Narrative nonfiction
Publisher: Avery Publishing
Publication date: August 25, 2015
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I was inspired by @wardqnormal.bsky.social to post a tie selfie for every day of this school year. Today was the first day.
Me, 8/14, wearing a Peanuts tie.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
When Fishburne does the play By Shakespeare in C A He's a Moor, eh.
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aslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 26/07/2025
I talk with my kids about snooze buttons. I can't be spontaneous with you right now but you can check back in with me at (This time). I might not be ready at (This time) but I'll have a better idea.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Just so you're aware, he's right. There's nothing fundamentally harmful about metal in a microwave. After all, it's made of metal. There are two potential issues, though. 1/
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Go Maryville! My hometown.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Absolutely 100%
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I was at my high school in the direct path of the St Louis tornado before it veered northeast. The NWS tornado warning came at 2:34, but it placed the tornado about 8 miles from where it actually was. Prior to this tornado, NWS alerts have been dead-on accurate.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Reign 'Cane
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I bet these mutherfuckers also use parenthetical citations.
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Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The Life of Tau
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Thinking Person's Guide to Autism @thinkingautism.com · 28/04/2025
1) Processing Time: Almost every autistic person has their own rhythm and speed at which they process information. In my son’s case, this means giving him a few beats to respond, rather than impatiently assuming he didn’t understand what was said. Captions and recording audio can also help here. 2/
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