Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is why lawyers shouldn't write valentines greeting cards. 110
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In other news, Kalshi is now taking bets on the outcome of this suit. 010
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Here's my thought on the Macklemore/Sheeran/Kraft situation: In every possible NFL game, allays root for bad things to happen to the team owners. 100
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 30/08/2026@sickoscommittee.org at the high school game I saw last night, the opening kickoff went out of bounds, so the receiving team got the ball on their 35 without a party being run. The offense came on the field, lined up, and promptly called time out. 000
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Mailers with a scratch and sniff over Trump. Had Enough? Vote Democratic 000
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I love how people are reading spreadsheet arguments while literally looking at a spreadsheet. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBX2...youtube.comStand-up comedy routine about SpreadsheetsYouTube video by Stand-up Maths 010
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026100% @kevinmkruse.bsky.social should go on the road to comedy clubs with these. 020
Reposted by Erik CorleyKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/12/2025My man looks like the narrator from a high school performance of Our Town 58204035
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026A foster kid displays unexpected resourcefulness. (But a different movie from @kathryntewson.bsky.social) 010
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Describe your favorite musical as boringly as possible! Man gets married at age 5 1/4 to a military brat. 120
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I hope the Maine Democratic Party uses penalty kicks to decide Platner's replacement. 000
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026John Hodgman for senate! @hodgman.bsky.social Restore relations with the mole men. 000
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I didn't realize until just now that: 1. Brad Lander and I both attended Missouri Scholars Academy, the Missouri governor's school. 2. He's a graduate of Parkway North High, where my daughter graduated. Congratulations and Boomba Hey. 020
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Criticizing Alanis Morissette's incorrect use of "chickenshit" is pedantry. Criticizing her for incorrectly calling things ironic is chickenshit. 010
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 03/06/2026static.klipy.comMaxwell Smart Uses His Iconic Shoe Phone in Get SmartAlt: Maxwell Smart Uses His Iconic Shoe Phone in Get Smart 000
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 22/04/2026My first master's thesis was that the June Rebellion of 1832 would have succeeded had the participants done less singing, which is why I never got an MA in History. In seminary, I wrote 94 theses, but didn't finish the last one, which is why I'm not Lutheran. 000
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Can we please pass a constitutional amendment requiring accused pedophiles to first go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line? 000
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I'm a Methodist minister who taught math at a yeshiva for 15 years. I NEED ONE OF THESE VESTS!!!! 010
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 04/02/2026A book on Trapper Keepers called Maslow's Hierarchy of Meads 010
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Reskeet this with your home river. I don't really have a home river, but both my maternal grandparents grew up on the Nishnabotna, and I served churches in two towns on its banks. 101
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 02/12/2025And Muppet Christmas Carol is the BEST Christmas movie. 120
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Seriously, Kevin? I'm a neurodivergent, sartorially challenged, smart assed dad-joker. Why in the hell am I not on this list? I want to be a parasite who has taken over much of the country. 010
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I'm here at Chapman Stadium showing just how close we are to the Arby's. @sickoscommittee.org 020
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I've been pleased to call "House" my friend for more than 35 years. Peach on, brother. 020
Reposted by Erik CorleyWard Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 26/08/202510 years ago today, Steve Silberman's groundbreaking book NeuroTribes was published. It changed how the world discussed autism and inspired many autistic people to write their own books. Stay tuned for information on a 10th anniversary edition coming very soon. 1019545
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I was inspired by @wardqnormal.bsky.social to post a tie selfie for every day of this school year. Today was the first day. 8160
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 27/07/2025When Fishburne does the play By Shakespeare in C A He's a Moor, eh. 020
Reposted by Erik Corleyaslynn is just a ghoul 👻 @aslynnromano.com · 26/07/2025I talk with my kids about snooze buttons. I can't be spontaneous with you right now but you can check back in with me at (This time). I might not be ready at (This time) but I'll have a better idea. 2272
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Just so you're aware, he's right. There's nothing fundamentally harmful about metal in a microwave. After all, it's made of metal. There are two potential issues, though. 1/ 130
Reposted by Erik CorleyErik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 17/05/2025I was at my high school in the direct path of the St Louis tornado before it veered northeast. The NWS tornado warning came at 2:34, but it placed the tornado about 8 miles from where it actually was. Prior to this tornado, NWS alerts have been dead-on accurate. 121
Erik Corley @erikcorley.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I bet these mutherfuckers also use parenthetical citations. 000
Reposted by Erik CorleyThinking Person's Guide to Autism @thinkingautism.com · 28/04/20251) Processing Time: Almost every autistic person has their own rhythm and speed at which they process information. In my son’s case, this means giving him a few beats to respond, rather than impatiently assuming he didn’t understand what was said. Captions and recording audio can also help here. 2/ 26010