Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 15hAgreed. He sees the game really well, and that seems to really help him know when and where to apply pressure. He was a menace yesterday. 030
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Cucho just scored in the Champions League. Dude is living his dream. 🥹 #Crew96 2255
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and DorkMon Mothman @kaczar-soze.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The White Sox in the playoffs before this tweet 4-0 outscoring opponents 20-9 The White Sox after this tweet 0-3 getting outscored 20-8 321675303
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Gotta love our 3rd line dunking on Crosby twice. Soft boy can’t hang with the men. #cbj 000
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and DorkMatthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Using @futi.live graphics to try to illustrate how Wilfried Nancy rewrote the MLS meta. Changed it from a deep-lying, long-ball league into the build-from-the-back, possession-dominant league we've got now. Most influential coach in league history. 912523
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and DorkAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club" 511153883431
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My BIL has the most bachelor fridge I’ve ever seen 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not gonna win playoff games if you’re swinging at balls in the fuckin dirt! Lock in, Guards! 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What a waste of a billion dollars 010
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hard to perform in the playoffs when you don’t make the playoffs, which #cbj have never done with Marchenko. Meanwhile Knies underlying numbers aren’t great, especially without Mathews. 201
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As a Blue Jackets fan, I agree. Though, it certainly beats having to live in Philly. 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026but can he do it on a beautiful Sunday night in Columbus? (no) #crew96 0203
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Bummer to have to suffer through that much inter miami 100
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Agreed with the general sentiment but I’m confident there are at least a half dozen bad GK’s in MLS 100
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They just showed a Miami fan in the crowd literally pounding his chest, and I cannot fathom of a hollower, sadder life as a sports fan 110
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Is it naive goalkeeping from Schulte” asks Twellman. No, he’s just bad. #crew96 060
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Afraid that ship has already sailed. Save some crazy turnaround this season, he seems to want out of here. Only question now is getting the proper return. 100
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and DorkThe Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Look at this shit. 042
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Agreed, this is obvious to any true ball-knower. 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My 100% correct theory is that John Cooper would have a natty if the playoffs existed during his tenure 030
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Look at the attention Oklahoma is giving the run game” well, yeah 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Every week or two (aka every time I watch the Hadestown proshot) this account is going to become an Amber Gray fanboy account 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Is it really still living if you have to do it in kentucky 000
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and Dorkvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too 383136621
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I always worry about that too (as in... I wouldn't be surprised if that's Tapia's only goal on the season), but to be fair to Brais, defenses haven't exactly had anything else to be afraid of. Rodriguez + Tapia + Zaroury should give them more to think about than Martinez + Gazdag. 030
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I know Molino/Hinestroza/AZ didn't end up contributing a ton on the scoresheet, but each were threatening in their own ways. 010
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Molino was roughly equivalent Martinez (if we're being real), so 2023 with an attack of Cucho/Rossi/Matan with Ramirez/Molino/JRR plus Gressel/Arfsten coming off the bench. In 24 we lost Gressel but added Hinestroza/AZ. 110
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and DorkMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Vaccine conspiracism is overwhelmingly clustered among the religious, white and affluent. It’s a function of conservative ideology and bad faith media. Being nicer to MAHA types will not ‘bring them into the fold,’ it will only increase their sense of entitlement. 534296791
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Refs across all sports have such an inferiority complex. Just a primal desire to make themselves the center of attention. 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comWingman: Cocaine and Waffles QuoteALT: Wingman: Cocaine and Waffles Quote 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The refs give an inexplicable 10 minutes of stoppage and then have the AUDACITY to card Schulte for time-wasting. SMH. #crew96 060
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026WHAT A BALL FROM TAPIA!! (also… nice work Gomes, I guess) #crew96 040
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m not a huge Schulte fan, and he’s had some howlers tonight, but the midfield isn’t doing him any favors. 110
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Lmao Rodriguez 100% deserved that. #crew96 050
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Colorado has locked down the flanks , so Schulte is just booting it straight to the Colorado keeper at this point. Need a mute approach. 000
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and DorkMairkrh @mairkrh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026#crew96 goal baybeeeeee 041
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Immediately who I thought of too, but couldn’t remember the name. Nice pull! 010
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026#crew96 attack going completely through the flanks and the occasional ball over the top. High press working too. Nothing coming through the midfield, which remains a disaster. Not a recipe for long-term success but might be enough for points tonight. 030
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Evergreen Mo Farsi diagram #crew96 120
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Appears to be the same 5-2-3 in defense as we’re used to 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I was talking to a 9 year old today who called Messi “obnoxious”. The kids are all right. 010
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I personally don’t see Zawadski as a type of player to build around in any respect. He is the latest in a long line of MLS Swiss Army knives - extremely valuable versatility to have in a salary cap league, but not elite enough at any one thing/position to warrant a long-term starting position. 100
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Remove Richmond and Knoxville from the “starting” dataset and you’re still at 1.86PPG. This midfield needs a bulldog to keep things running. I like Karumanchi but Bangoura is the only one on the roster with that tenacity. 350
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026#Crew96 in MLS/USOC action: With Bangoura starting: 2.11 PPG (9gp) Without Bangoura starting: 0.63 PPG (16gp) 2140
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm not sure where he gets that, as Anaheim also does not require an additional paywall... 000
