Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 13hThis song slaps, I keep playing it and everyone thinks I'm crazy 000
Reposted by Eric HorwitzBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 19hI like how often Batman is still wearing the costume when he’s working at the computer in the cave, I’d be sitting there like Porky Pig without pants 49106368
Reposted by Eric HorwitzDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 256182984831
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Resident Evil was a ton of fun, like Evil Dead where a hapless shmuck deals with one disgusting trial after another. Zach Cregger said he wanted to capture the vibe of playing the game instead of adhering to some convoluted plot. It's a shame it took Hollywood 30 years to discover ludonarrative 110
Reposted by Eric HorwitzNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 18/09/2026HI,ERIC FELICITATIONS 1950855
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026there was Tom Hanks vehicle where he starred opposite a volleyball named wilson it was a big deal people were going around pretending like it was a serious movie and everything 000
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026you know it just occurred to me a minute ago Putin probably has a patronymic so I looked it up and it's Vladimirovich. I wonder if he's called Vladminir Vladimirovich over there it's probably just the equivalent of calling our guy Mr Trump 010
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026On this day we commemorate the time One Hundred Years of Solitude author and President of Mexico Isabel Allende crashed a hot air balloon into the Chrysler Building 🙏🙏 020
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I saw the first episode of Lower Decks and it was so full of bazinga dialogue that I hated it but someone lmk if I should give it another shot, and I mean someone who knows what I mean when I say bazinga 210
Reposted by Eric Horwitz✎𓂃joanna maciel @joannamaciel.com · 09/09/2026eu, quando estou numa orgia, 321642
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I did this last year but I got stuck upside down and the skirt went over my head and everyone saw my naked ass and ding dong 020
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 08/09/2026in A View to a Kill (1985) Christopher Walken's master plan was to fuckin nuke sillicon valley and folks 020
Reposted by Eric HorwitzAndrew F. Sullivan @afsulli.bsky.social · 01/09/2026books can be about bad people. the characters are not your friends. the protagonist is not you. 282650992
Reposted by Eric Horwitzal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 05/05/2025people will make fun of ancient civilization for consulting oracles and cutting up livers to tell the future and then type “what is the meaning of life?” into ChatGPT 4540561288
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026wow I'm on a starter pack that isn't "insane" or "annoying" damn I'm moving up in the world 010
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Playing FF6 for the first time ever, as a teen I played ff7 and 10. Back then I liked Sephiroth because he was mysterious and tragic and cool but I think I prefer Kefka as a villain because he's a nasty little freak who tricks his way into power and that just works better 120
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026it almost gets lost among her many other virtues but Dolly Parton was a phenomenal singer, absolutely breathtaking skill. The way she would dance and trill around the notes she would flirt with the melody only someone supremely confident in their art can do that 010
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Starcraft 1 was a really really good game like in terms of its story, the way it used the ludonarrative to tell the story, its art design. It was a gesamptkunstwerk. It's a shame that Blizzard all became dudebro sellouts and SC2 is a soulless copy because SC1 was special. 150
Reposted by Eric HorwitzJustin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Big bearded Mexican guy opened his Met jersey on camera to reveal a Dolly shirt, place went nuts 31782154
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Instead of talking about spreadsheet people you should be finding people to spread your sheets with *laughter* *wolf whistles* *band plays a stinger* Sergio knows what I'm talking about right Serge *cut to bandleader in fedora, he's a good sport* 062
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hey all I've been getting into acting and I'm going to be Dobby in the new Harry Potter It's not motion capture they're just giving me a bald cap and ears. I don't do a voice or anything and they let me drink on set 030
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 15/08/2026find yourself someone who loves you as much as Hell Gate hates the Elizabeth Street Garden 100
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 15/08/2026gonna get YAOI and YURI tattooed across my knuckles like Robert Mitchum 084
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Nolan's Oddyssey was for all the fuss bout it pretty good, did all the Nolan-y stuff well, really captured how scary the open ocean is. It just needed an editor. The script had some real clunkers and if someone was around to tell Nolan he needed to make cuts it could've been great 131
Reposted by Eric HorwitzJennifer Adcock @jenkatwrites.bsky.social · 13/08/2026This is the bit that convinced me 2193
Reposted by Eric HorwitzJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 13/08/2026highly recommend icon-collecting as a hobby because then you get emails like this 1242
Reposted by Eric HorwitzMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10/08/2026If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability. 907378139488
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I'm glad they rerouted that pipeline it's just a shame that it'll do nothing to rescue Dobby's soul from hell 130
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026hard to explain what I want out of dating mostly I'd like a smooch that pops out little cartoon hearts which restore my HP 000
Reposted by Eric Horwitzrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026the AI-generated pictures of food horrify me to my core, they disgust me at the same level as the smell of rotting meat or vomit or whatever. seeing them makes my day a percentage point worse every time. and they’re everywhere, they’re fucking everywhere 322031212
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026They should make a spanish rugrats called Pendejitos same font and music and characters they're just the pendejitos instead of the rugrats 131
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 05/08/2026What if James Bond did grown up spy stuff, real procedural things, low stakes or at least lower stakes than cartoon space lasers. You could keep from the books grotesque villains, the real world has no shortage of those. 120
Reposted by Eric HorwitzAdam Rawnsley @arawnsley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast. 10346191519
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Clowns are in right now folks it's a real bull market on clowns. A year ago LGBT started clowning but it's broken containment and now all the hot girls are clowns. We're going to see frat bro clowns next and then clowns all over advertising 010
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 30/07/2026the em dash is associated with ai; it's the semicolon's time to shine 010
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 30/07/2026MY MAN DID NOTHING WRONGnytimes.comToo Many Books? 010
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 29/07/2026"Le Guin begins discussing the child in a register of detachment... The effect is disarming, in that it allows the reader to remain in the mindset that the Omelas child is something remote, to be thought of only as a variable in a thought experiment:" This is also a technique Bolaño excels at 151
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This was really very good 👀strangepilgrims.comFanatics by Aliyah Knight"Or babies with pig faces, trick-or-treaters, witches." | Micro #4 000
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 25/07/2026bruce wayne that is an awful suit, it's just awful. 90s boxy oversized cut, double breasted, mismatched browns (?) piss yellow shirt-- I know your butler dresses you but come on 240
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Wilhelm Reich vindicated everyone pile into the orgone accumulator 052
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It's October 2027. Hollywood gets Damien Leone to direct a Jeff the Killer movie with an AI generated script. It's 100 times more successful than the Backrooms and Jeff the Killer supplants the Joker in the dumb guy popular imagination. Pfps across the internet become overexposed selfies in hoodies 110
Reposted by Eric HorwitzMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20368812724829
Eric Horwitz @ericsandwich.bsky.social · 21/07/2026static.klipy.comChoopo Jingle: Keys SwingingALT: Choopo Jingle: Keys Swinging 020