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Eric Parsons

@ericparsons.bsky.social
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Senior Cinematic Designer on @swtor.com He/him LA, CA

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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 16h
Liberty Bibiting the People
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kiddo has taken a liking to my @heyscottcampbell.bsky.social print and was inspired to draw his own. 🥰
A pencil drawing by my son, depicting ninjas and monsters and fightingA print of Scott Campbell’s piece “Ninjas All Over The Place” which also depicts many ninjas and monsters and fighting
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Kevin Parry @kevinbparry.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I made a book to learn animation by actually moving stuff on activity pages! www.stopmotionbook.com It's a digital download so you can print it at home :)
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*sigh* Welcome to the resistance..... *mumbles* Third Way *sighhhhhh*
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Are you or have you ever been a narrative designer (as your official job title)? I would like to interview you for a video! Pls reply to this if you’re interested ❤️.
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve had that title in a job where that wasn’t really my role and I’ve also had that role in jobs where that wasn’t my title! Long way to say :raises hand:
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Lorraine🍬 @lorandbehold.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok here we go 🍝 Spaghetti Celesti: Devour the Heavens ⛅ is out now for free!! 🍴 the best pixel spaghetti of your life ↪️ prepare them & fork them perfectly ⭐ get those 5-stars reviews 😡 and be quick ! the people are hangry play it at punkcake.itch.io/spaghetti-celesti #fallingblockjam #pixelart
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For sure! My title was narrative designer. I worked on the world interactions - all the animations and interactions the NPCs would do in the world
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Working on Mafia III, I spent a TON of time driving around. The feeling never got old
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, I'm something of an actor. You might know me from my work as 420skater69
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My little muppet, seen here posing as a rug, would love to run around with them
My dog, a grey and white Shih Tzu, laying on the grass with his back legs stretched out so his belly makes maximum contact with the cool ground
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What a PERFECT little family
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Juan Vaca @juancow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am part of this round of layoffs and am seeking new opportunities. If your team needs a narrative director / storyteller, please reach out.
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Completely agree. Parts of the tech are neat! Natural language processing has come so far! Processing data sets that big is impressive. But insisting that it's something revolutionary or intelligent is just disconnected from reality. I'll never use it in the context it's being presented
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Arrested Development meme

Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people?

Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but....

Tobias: but it might work for us.
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ok I think we can all laugh at the three rectums and the fussy but I can’t stop looking at the exoskeletal pelvis and femur
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“If she’s posting she’s not walking”
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If they continue down the public domain path, I can't wait till they get Steamboat Willie
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Filament and yarn aren’t that different really
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ohhhh so Talarico’s one of those twerps. Fuck you, loser
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I say with 100% seriousness that if our society valued the arts anywhere near as much as it valued MBAs the would be orders of magnitude better. Imagine the timeline where GWB had a pretty solid and interesting painting career instead of a historically catastrophic presidency
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hmm nope. The way I remember it is more accurately summed up by the line from The Onion “A Nation Looks Around For Someone To Hit.” But sure I suppose that’s a shared bond in a sense!
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Please let a doctor do that morty
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Amy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Actually you know what, let me just
A still of the character Chihiro in the film “Spirited Away”. A character called No Face is offering her a pile of false gold that has been edited and overlayed with the logos of Claude, OpenAI and Grok. She is saying, “I don’t want any. I don’t need any.”
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Brett Codes @brettcodes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I wrote an essay about why I'm done using AI for coding, even if it costs me my job and career: brettcodes.com/im-done-usin... The basic gist is: AI made me a worse, apathetic programmer. I think it's bad for humanity, the planet, and the craft of software engineering. And I'm done using it.
brettcodes.com
I'm done using AI
Why I'm stopping using AI for coding (and anything else) after using it earnestly for a year and coming to understand the harms it causes on personal, societal, and environmental levels.
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thank you but I’m looking for the illegal kawaii because I’m a rebel
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Knuckle tattoos: MSCL MOMY
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Mabel Slattery @slatteroo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
He’s gone to the one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism 🫡
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pee Wee Herman & Dolly Parton singing a duet? Here ya go...
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Everyone keeps talking about all he’s accomplishing, but tbh I’m not really feeling the effects here in Los Angeles. Disappointing
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also 2.4x more silently installed adware
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Shipping Marx/Engels is the truest solidarity
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Actually reading the thing is part of what broke me out of my evangelical upbringing! "Hang on everyone, did you see what is says right here? That can't be right"
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I lived in San Francisco for 12 years and never remembered that Fleet Week was coming up until I was annually startled by Blue Angels flybys
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 14/08/2026
Yessss. More people should be open about rejecting the job here. It makes it much more visible that it really is a choice.
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I am functionally no different than Shohei Ohtani
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What in the Weekend at Bernie’s is happening here?
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pumpkin pie ranch dip obviously
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This whole ad is a Where's Waldo of garbage, but claiming 100% authentic products as you post these smeary gibberish logos is a particular kind of nonsense
A zoomed in portion of the quoted image. It's intended to say:

Why Shop With Us?
- 100% Authentic Products
- Best Prices in Town
- New Products Weekly
- Friendly Customer Service

Of course because it's AI slop, it instead says things that look more like New Products Meerly
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gonzo wearing a maroon suit
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Environmental storytelling tells me that an art student was defeated here
Several anatomy handouts haphazardly strewn on the ground
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The things I would like to say if only this account wasn’t using my real name…
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That’s flavortown alright
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This dog received one (1) piece of turkey and now he’s following my every move. Updates as the situation warrants
My dog, staring at me very intentlyA closer shot of the same dog, now sitting. Still staring
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Mark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark Tank
Alt: Mark Cuban Taking Notes on Shark Tank
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
All this time I’ve been scrubbing with leaves and bits of wood I found outside
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Eric Parsons @ericparsons.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m going to apply too with a cover letter that just says “stop reading this and hire Zoë”
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