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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

wheels down at 6:04, off the plane at 7:15

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

that's what you get for having Big Dumb Walls in your outfield

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i think it's cool how o'hare doesn't have enough gates to accommodate all the arrivals and the official stance is "fuck 'em"

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

my dennis hastert story is that in the late 90s he came to visit my boy scout troop even though we weren't located in his congressional district

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

new liberty biberty sex tape just dropped

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i've never felt more like a boomer seeing clubhouse celebrations for a wildcard round victory. you should be happy to advance but embarrassed that you participated in this farce.

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the one-game wildcard playoff was so much better. instead of four eager fanbases having to endure 9 innings of torture for everyone else's collective amusement, we get four "series" where half the fanbases think their disappointing team sucks shit. we have to go back.

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

we need a bobcat on the red line

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if cody gakpo came to spurs he would have scuffled, gotten a minor injury, and sat out the international break. instead he stayed at liverpool, thrived, and got seriously injured representing his country. what a dummy.

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

under PSR every team has its own salary cap, which the team also controls. revenue from a bad bunny concert or a jacksonville jaguars game makes your cap go up. checks from an arab sheikh do not.

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

PSR for dummies: the english premier league has rules to make sure clubs like the soggy tossers don't take on an insane amount of debt to chase promotion, because if they fail and the team goes under the entire town of soggythrop also goes under and they'll all become wards of the state

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

[senator smirking, anxiously waiting to unveil a big posterboard with a screenshot of a text message that just says "el duque"] so it is your testimony here today that on july 17 you DID NOT "remember" mlb journeyman livan hernandez, is that correct

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

a double bullpen game to open a playoff series. america's continued decline on full display

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the look on his face when he thinks he has him. "jack smith, the most audited prosecutor of all time, knows that i know he secretly went to atlanta and he's still lying to me under oath. he's the dumbass, not me."

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

tfw *amy klobuchar* confirms you don't know ball

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

[guy who's only watched the 2004 ken dorsey v craig krenzel MNF game] getting real ken dorsey v craig krenzel vibes from this

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

years ago i mastered the art of when and where to use mid-sentence parenthetical em dashes for emphasis, now people think it means i didn't write it. ai can suck my fucking dick

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's good that we invented things like "government" and "the economy" but we can't meaningfully participate in them if the people in charge are constantly rubbing in our faces that these things are fake, and in fact you are a naive doofus if you think otherwise. That's a society on life support

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the president is announcing a plan to manufacture single-use cars that are cheaper than a tank of gasoline

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i think like 80% of my weekends in high school were either (1) hanging out at south boulevard beach in evanston where we never got hassled by lifeguards or cops or (2) driving aimlessly around the NW side looking for open basketball courts

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i flipped off my mirror. what happened next shocked me.

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i'm old enough to remember when the 97-win cubs had to play an elimination road playoff game just so that they could play the 100-win cardinals and then not have home field advantage in the nlcs against the 90-win mets

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

isn't that guy a little ... (doing the "iffy" hand rocking gesture) iced coffee?

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the cubs *need* to squeeze in two games today ahead of a massive storm? i'll tell you what i'd do, man

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i'm not saying that alex bregman looks rough but i saw a picture of him today and thought it was a "donald trump's hand" halloween costume

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

4 out of 5 chicago erics agree - we're having a good time

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

bout to go see a band from australia, what other shirt would i possibly wear

Me wearing a tshirt with Big Ange Postecoglou

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

new "i lived bitch" meme just dropped

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

white sox with a very tepid "congratulations justin verlander" tribute between innings. justin verlander with a very "just one more week until i can go home to my supermodel wife" reaction

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

can we give matt shaw's achilles to caleb williams

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

we need to cancel chicago sports until we can figure out what's going on

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

going to phoebe bridgers just so they take my phone away

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

you know how in time travel movies the person goes back to try and change the past, but all they end up doing is inadvertently delivering the exact same future, albeit in a new and unanticipated way? that is exactly what it feels like to support tottenham hotspur

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Eric B. Skeetin @ericmichel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

he was awesome. that little heel kick to keep archie gray's ball out was insane

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