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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Which means he's gonna, because this is his idea of being clever and subtle.

Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ugh...I thought we as a nation were done with Gingrich. Who opened the door for him and offered a seat? The guy who gave us the Clinton Impeachment because "they could". Revolting infected rectal polyp of a human being.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can we go forward acknowledging that these two are forevermore to be referred to as "The Dirtbag Twins"?

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just remember "Tech Titans", it's everything he touches. Everything. He touches it, it dies. Completely. Horribly. Publicly. He's touched you. You're bound to him. And you told us all you were smart.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For Texas religious republican voters, Ken Paxton is like that cognitive test Orange Julius Caesar keeps bragging about passing.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I still don't understand why the GOP hasn't hired Mr. Bill to herald all major campaign announcements this cycle with his signature "Oh Noooooooooooooooo!!!"

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He looks how my dog used to look after eating something wrong and determined to keep it while we all knew she was just about to throw it up.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The former governor could not be reached for comment while the leopards ate his face.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There's only one person in this country who doesn't know Ford's Theatre isn't named after the '70s substitute president, isn't there?

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Let's see, if we put this together with the last bit FBI-related news (the bestiality restrictions dropped) it could be that some folks with serious computer skills just couldn't overcome their "who-f'd-what-animal-over-there" curiosity, made a betting pool and verification became necessary.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I gotta admit though, that's two more people than I thought would ever sex it up with Boebert. To Beetlejuice- and beyond!

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If this is allowed to happen, it's going to be like giving a kid a toy and telling the kid they can't play with it. Of course the Orange Blowhole and Temu Goebbels are going to want to use it. They'll find an excuse if they're allowed to stay in power should this be built. They'll want to see it.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He is the most petty, vindictive, selfish embarrassment this country has ever coughed up. I hope we get to see him judged before history does.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I also confess to similar thievery. Too good not to.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

- Because you ain't seen shit 'til you've seen Illinois Homecoming! - College explosive diarrhea outbreak triggers S.W.A.T. level response. - prempting any mummy-influenced shenanningans before halloween. - Wiping out crime is never a Number Two priority. Workshopping headlines for these folks.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How about we just say we'll give J.D. Vance another chance but we just, y'know, don't. Like we couldn't care less and didn't care if they knew it or something like that. Please give us another bold demonstration of dishing it out without being able to take it.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm thinking the Macklemore thing is because the Epstien Class couldn't touch Springsteen.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Even Luthor was a better president than this.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I now know there are bunnies that look like burnt toast.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Yeah, I know, I was certain he was dead too.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Ireland confirms: we don't like him, and no one else does either.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bigger Old Man Pamper = B.O.M.P. So now, thanks to Stalker Natalie we have proof as to who put the B.O.M.P. in the B.O.M.P. sha B.O.M.P. sha B.O.M.P.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Y'know, Fetterman had the perfect opportunity to troll these assholes at their own party with his video and make it about demanding action on the Epstein Files but noooooooo, he has to be all Fetterman about it.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Oh no. No no no no no no no. This guy's an Orange Lantern if he absolutely has to be any, not a Green one. Ha- ha yeah, but look it up. Face make-up may be the only case in which he colors himself accurately.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

In an incredible coincidence, I have a plan for this administration stay in one place (not like a home, but they will 'live' there) without any kind of pay whatsoever once they have completed the obligatory navigation through the court system's "treason" program.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Say Space Nazi without saying Space Nazi.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I really don't understand the holdup on or negative consequences from releasing the Epstein Files. We can always get new CEOs and billionaires. Sheesh.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Nobody likes a narc, Maria. How uncool can you be? This is a previously undiscovered limit.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Every time Lutnick is on TV I wonder how it happened. If I was aware of the nature of the majority's feelings on the Epstein Class my party represents so close to an upcoming election I'd have him unavailable until New Years. He's just so gross and slimy. Never comes off as human let alone credible.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Any day now that Natalie mask is gonna come off and everyone will realise just where Mitch has been and what he's been up to.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Maybe we should start referring to them as the Supreme Rubberstamp...?

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Look, if those crazy Q conspiracy theorists really think the whole pizza-joint pedo rings are really a thing AND back the survailience-state flock camera proliferation, can't we just use those to solve the first problem once and for all? Oh, wait. Rich people. Forgot our priorities. Never mind.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Can't we just vote on it? I personally am stuck between "Lake Where's Mitch McConnell" and "Lake Five Dollar Gas".

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Why couldn't we finish the Lindsey Graham/Mitch McConnell trifecta before starting the Parton/Curry one? It's just cruel.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I'm OK with calling his cronies an 'inner circle' because of all the sphincter similarities that hold up. Oops, there's another one. Sorry.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Removal methods include: With a steam shovel. With a forklift. With a series of production line belts that go all the way whatever lucky jail will be receiving these fine (*cough!*) people. Individually with giant tweezers operated from cranes. With a snow plow. With a herd of angry hippos.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

A message from the family of Dolly Parton. 🙏

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Zero percent true * Easily litigated * Cancel their circus

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Halloween almost two months away- like a week before this stupid, tedious yet all-important election. What I'm curious about is how many flock cameras will be sundered by the unidentifiable holiday participants that evening and what kind of message or surge it may send to/through the electorate.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Hang out with Captain America for awhile, you'll be punching Nazis too.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Hmmm. No, not math. Not any of that Occam's Razor gobbledegook either. Must be something else and cumbersome conspiracy-related.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Wait, she writes him letters? SHE THINKS HE READS?!? Yeah, that's it, jury's out, she's delusional. No further evidence needed.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If Melania sees her shadow, does that mean another six weeks of Natalie?

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