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...Senior? Ever wonder what happened to the little Junior Fudpucker? Or is it all them lil' Fudpuckers? Inquiring minds are mildly interested if the answer can somehow be used for further jokes!

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Which means he's gonna, because this is his idea of being clever and subtle.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Huh...why did Frankenstein run screaming?

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ugh...I thought we as a nation were done with Gingrich. Who opened the door for him and offered a seat? The guy who gave us the Clinton Impeachment because "they could". Revolting infected rectal polyp of a human being.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can we go forward acknowledging that these two are forevermore to be referred to as "The Dirtbag Twins"?

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just remember "Tech Titans", it's everything he touches. Everything. He touches it, it dies. Completely. Horribly. Publicly. He's touched you. You're bound to him. And you told us all you were smart.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'll take "Believable Overdoses" for $500, Alex.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watertight, baby! Read it and weep!

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

....Goldilocks reset the light meter too.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For Texas religious republican voters, Ken Paxton is like that cognitive test Orange Julius Caesar keeps bragging about passing.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I still don't understand why the GOP hasn't hired Mr. Bill to herald all major campaign announcements this cycle with his signature "Oh Noooooooooooooooo!!!"

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He looks how my dog used to look after eating something wrong and determined to keep it while we all knew she was just about to throw it up.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The former governor could not be reached for comment while the leopards ate his face.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There's only one person in this country who doesn't know Ford's Theatre isn't named after the '70s substitute president, isn't there?

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Let's see, if we put this together with the last bit FBI-related news (the bestiality restrictions dropped) it could be that some folks with serious computer skills just couldn't overcome their "who-f'd-what-animal-over-there" curiosity, made a betting pool and verification became necessary.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Grandma-upchuckin' Tyrannosauruses on the loose!

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think it may be time for ankle monitors, shock collars or both.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I gotta admit though, that's two more people than I thought would ever sex it up with Boebert. To Beetlejuice- and beyond!

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'd say he thinks of this as some back-up plan should he be ousted by impeachment or lose the election. Just like the ballroom/bunker he's pushing. He never planned on leaving. Anyone tries, he fantasies a swarm of drones backed up by curiously loyal super-snipers like in the movies mowing them down

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If this is allowed to happen, it's going to be like giving a kid a toy and telling the kid they can't play with it. Of course the Orange Blowhole and Temu Goebbels are going to want to use it. They'll find an excuse if they're allowed to stay in power should this be built. They'll want to see it.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

He is the most petty, vindictive, selfish embarrassment this country has ever coughed up. I hope we get to see him judged before history does.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I find your stereotypes hurtful, Neil.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Despite her sh!++y performance, she wound up winning the race..."

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I also confess to similar thievery. Too good not to.

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Eric Paul C @ericmcflippenbirdy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

- Because you ain't seen shit 'til you've seen Illinois Homecoming! - College explosive diarrhea outbreak triggers S.W.A.T. level response. - prempting any mummy-influenced shenanningans before halloween. - Wiping out crime is never a Number Two priority. Workshopping headlines for these folks.

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