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Eric Lesch

@ericlesch.bsky.social
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For the "I could use a little help" segment, Archer *did* get arrested. Even though they let him go, I think it still counts.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maria's "Stun them all and let god sort 'em out!" needs to be on an Enterprisesplaining mug.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Rimothy
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah, after watching the video, I see I was wrong. It just seemed to go on forever.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh, it's coming...
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm pretty sure there were 3 verses!
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just trying to fend off con crud.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
@uajamie.bsky.social and I have the same baby gate. The first time we tried to contain Prax with it, he was up and over without a second thought.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You've gotta watch Veep!
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
In case your neck gets too chiefed: bodyglide.com
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
@uajamie.bsky.social and I found this abandoned kitten on Sunday. For the first two days she was constantly hissing and wouldn't let us near her. Now look at her! Her name is Tomato.
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Ryan Consell @stealingfromwizards.com · 15/07/2026
Okay bsky peeps, thirsty post time. Stealing from Wizards is blowing up right now, and anything y'all could do to add fuel to the fire would be incredible. This post kicked it off, and it's been wild. 📚🪐 📚💙 📚🎧
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Ryan Consell on Instagram: "I usually avoid talking about Harry Potter or Rowling. I would prefer that Stealing from Wizards stands on its own merits, and I on mine as an author rather than in compari...
19K likes, 312 comments - studentofwhim on July 8, 2026: "I usually avoid talking about Harry Potter or Rowling. I would prefer that Stealing from Wizards stands on its own merits, and I on mine as an...
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Ryan Consell @stealingfromwizards.com · 12/07/2026
Harry Potter is pouring cash into advertising. Is it to revitalize interest ahead of the new HBO series? Is it an attempt to distract from its author's Bond villain turn? No, they're afraid of losing ground to SfW. #fantasybooks #booksky
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Would these spiders be classified as antyeeters?
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Using this time to build up a Diane Warren content buffer, and catch up on each other's Rikermendations, I assume.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The whole series* is available as a free podcast. *Book 4 hasn't been completely released yet. A new chapter comes out each week.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Double bonus match-up: Dr. Phlox v the Autodoc I'm inclined to give the Enterprise crew a much needed win, but... the Autodoc never needs to hibernate, isn't at risk of becoming a Borg, and its treatments don't require their own food supplies. Verdict: Autodoc
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Bonus match-up: Admiral Forest v Chrisjen Avasarala Forest would obviously win in a fight, but Avasarala will have outwitted him so thoroughly before it got to that point, that it's not worth considering. Verdict: Avasarala
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Hoshi Sato v Clarissa Mao Oh my god, Hoshi is screwed! Verdict: Clarissa
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Travis Mayweather v Alex Kamal Once again, Alex is no match for Travis in a physical fight. When it comes to piloting, I think Alex has the advantage. But, honestly, I expect the two of them to say "screw this shit!" and head to a bar to drink beer and swap stories. Verdict: Draw
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Malcolm Reed v Bobbie Draper HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *snort* HAHAHAHAHA! *choke* *deep breath* AHAHAHAHA! Verdict: Bobbie
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
T'Pol v Naomi Nagata In a physical battle, T'Pol wins hands down, but Naomi's quick thinking and computer skills means she will likely have hacked the Enterprise's systems and locked T'Pol in her quarters. Verdict: Naomi
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Trip Tucker v Amos Burton No contest. I don't think Trip will be able to engineer himself out of this one. It was nice knowing you Trip. Verdict: Amos
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Jonathan Archer v James Holden This might be the hardest one to call. They are evenly matched in stubbornness, self-righteousness and smugness. They're a good match up physically, but Holden's military background might give him a slight edge. Verdict: Toss-up
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Last week @enterprisesplain.bsky.social asked: "Who do you think would win in a fight? The Enterprise crew or the Rocinante crew?" Let's break it down crew member by crew member. 🧵
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Do yourself a favor and read or listen to Stealing From Wizards. You won't regret it!
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
No, it really didn't.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
You guys make it sound like I spent hours researching this. It was like two minutes, tops.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
That is probably the best way that sentence could end.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I once went to an open house with these books on the nightstand
Eight books on a nightstand supported by two elephant bookends. Third book from the left is Mein Kampf. Other books include The Return of the King, The Godfather, and Vader's Little Princess.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ugh, I was worried that was the case.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
TWO more seasons!
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This was a hilarious episode and a much needed palate cleanser after Cogenitor
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Your Burger King tangent reminded me of this classic: theonion.com/i-wish-to-me...
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I Wish To Meet This 'Burger-King'
During my long life, I have always tried to keep abreast of the latest foreign affairs. And indeed, very little has ever missed my attention. Imagine, then, my shock when my nurse read to me the news ...
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Hard to forget the ref flagging him for taunting and awarding the Tullys 15 yards and an automatic first down. BS call if you ask me.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
"The thing with the fish": Prior to the joust, as the participants are parading back and forth in front of the crowd, one of them holds up a trout, then bites its head off and tosses it to the cheering fans.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that Diane Warren winning a Best Song Oscar is impossible.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I kept telling her that you can't think about it because it makes no sense, but she wouldn't stop! It's like the Universal Translator, the more you try to make sense of it, the worse it gets.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Bronzesun Pickups
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Straw Temple Pilots
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
A Tribe Called Fetch Quest
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
About the Same as Ezra
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Slightly diminish a band Arcade Water Damage
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Wounded
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This all started when Riker told the Holodeck computer to create an advent calendar that can defeat Maria.
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Then the Riker ornament said "Computer, end program" and exited the Holodeck
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Obligatory: youtu.be/uOg1kywRPYg?...
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Learning about the Candle Ghost from Star Trek: Next Generation
YouTube video by EnterpriseSplaining
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Does the red hair make him a Gingerborg Man?
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"bololy go" has got nothing on WTF is happening on the bottom of this one
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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Does the red hair make him a Gingerborg Man?
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