Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Have you tried hiring writers that don't have contempt for the show or it's fans? 010
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Explaining the pivot to the K-shaped economy with popcorn. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Hopefully its made FOR baby sharks. Get all that hair silky smooth. 130
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I dunno, I once saw a documentary that said otherwise.static.klipy.comGilda Radner's Landshark Sketch from SNLALT: Gilda Radner's Landshark Sketch from SNL 3140
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Probably the Taco Bell that RFK stopped monitoring. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026What's the appropriate way to c̶e̶l̶e̶b̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ mourn? Something with Graham crackers? S'mores? 110
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026At least he got to go to Disney World one last time. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Whether it's Graham Platner's campaign or Mitch McConnell receiving excellent care, it's clear that both sides are having to deal with the implications of life support. 0110
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The USA can still win, if Mike Pence has the courage 010
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026A full third of the supreme court believes that the constitution is unconstitutional. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026A full third of the court believes the Constitution is unconstitutional. 040
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Spending nearly a million dollars on a bed and sheets really just screams money laundering, but he's already doing that with the crypto? 🤔 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026BREAKING: SCOTUS rules 5-4 that Trump can't rename country to United Monarchy of Trumpistan without undergoing a 90 day review period. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 26/06/2026When you have replicators you have to get more creative than 'rewarding' your staff with a pizza party. 020
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You know you're about to read some really dumb shit when the headline begins with "In a 6-3 ruling". 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It's the economy, stupid. It fucking sucks for people not old enough to vote in 1992. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I had a neighbor who could straight up ball, just the most obscene talent I've ever seen up close by a large margin. He was drafted in the fifth round and immediately withdraw and enrolled in grad school. 020
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026If he actually wants to "negotiate terms of a schism" let's start with ranked choice voting at all levels. Short of that gfy, we use the tools we have. 010
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Nah, this is just bait. Trying to get us to post all our Shrek porn for free. 0100
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I don't live in the cultural melting pot of NYC, but I have a jar from Whole Foods and looked it up, the two grocery stores closer to me both have it in stock right now as well. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Almost every time Ted Cruz shows up to a Texas sporting event the team loses. UT, A&M, UH, Rangers, Astros, Rockets... At some point it's not even coincidence. It has to be Ted. 180
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026static.klipy.comJohn Cena You Cant See MeALT: John Cena You Cant See Me 010
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026As someone with bad ADHD, that's way too many hobbies. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Radical idea, let's stop putting ANY person on money. It only seems normal because of historical reasons, but outside of a monarchy it's just fucking weird once you think about it. 110
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I have never made money betting on fellow Texans to not disappoint me 1130
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026There are no swing voters in Texas. They're trying to suburban white Christians from jumping ship. 1140
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026They accused him of being vegan because he ordered a potato egg and cheese breakfast taco. These aren't the brightest crayons. 150
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Republicans: "No family planning, no rights for LGBTQ, 10 commandments in every classroom. All for JEEESUS!" Talarico: "Maybe we should leave other people alone like Jesus said many many times?" Republicans: "Why are you threatening us?!?" 031
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Protecting pedophiles is practically a core tenant of the new Republican party platform. People vote for them specifically for that reason. 021
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Huh. If only anyone could have seen this coming when they declared it an emergency to bypass the bidding process and was given to a Trump friend with no relevant experience. Damn. Hindsight still undefeated. 0192
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I think this is the kind of thing Brendel would really appreciate bsky.app/profile/eric... 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Random throw back to previous White House performances. Has absolutely nothing to do with recent news today. youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...youtu.bePatti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?YouTube video by Ryan Bloomquist 020
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Custom Built by Brett Michaels peaked at #14 in 2010. The next newest songs in the top 25 from any of these artists were released in 1991. 🧓 151
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Custom Built by Brett Michaels peaked at #14 in 2010. The next newest song in the top 25 from any of these artists was 1991. 011
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026They're gonna have to get someone to lip sync it then 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Seth puts it on the Internet because only fans would watch it. 010
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026static.klipy.comCruftbox: But Why?ALT: Cruftbox: But Why? 020
