Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Seth puts it on the Internet because only fans would watch it. 010
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026While the main parody was Bill O'Reilly, a lot of Tucker made it in as well. 1120
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026My dog once grabbed a 3 run homer that ended up winning the game (AAA) and even he gave it to the first kid to come pet him. (tbf he might have been expecting them to play fetch though) 060
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Sorry, but we need to practice hand to hand combat in case an enemy knocks the laser gun out of our hands and they slide waaay across the room. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 11/03/2026He's even taking credit for a class action lawsuit that started years ago. Wtf did he even do here? 040
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Huh. Maybe we shouldn't have privatized NASA, after all. I'm sure privatizing the postal service will be fine though. No way to hold that hostage for political favors. 060
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 01/05/2025That has about as much legal weight as this does. You should lose your kids and get deported without the ability to defend yourself in court. 200
